By: SapphireGale (inspired by Star Light Shadow and Frey)

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: A lil' Ryou/Yugi.

Warnings: Swearing, cross-dressing, insane-ness and probably badly written humor. -.- (In my opinion)

Hehehehe. This is just a random little fic that I thought I would write after I gave my friend Frey a makeover with Star Light Shadow (Go read her fics!!). This'll probably be multi-chaptered. Not sure though. Anywayz.. Disclaimer person... -Narrows eyes at Otogi-

Otogi: -Was trying to edge away slowly unseen- Crap...

-Glares- You wouldn't want me to rip that die out of your ear, now would you?

Otogi: -Twirls a strand of hair- I hate you sometimes. And how come I'M not getting a makeover in this fic?!

-Exasperated sigh- Just do the freakin' disclaimer!

Otogi: Hmph! Disclaimer: Does it say Kazuki Takahashi on her birth certificate? No? Then she doesn't own YGO. Simple as that.

Good. Now on with the fic!

Notes- Speech is in the "...", thoughts are '...', Bakura to Ryou is ::...:: and Ryou to Bakura is /.../. Yugi to Yami's ((...)) and Yami to Yugi's (((...))), okay? Oh yeah, actions thru the mind links are -...- and -...- and ---- indicates a scene change. Heh. And in this fic, the yamis have separate bodies but can still go in the Sennen Items.

A Not-So-Great Idea

The sun was shining, bluebirds were chirping and Yami emerged from behind the guest bedroom door looking disgruntled and with his spiky hair disheveled. Ever since the spirit had gotten his own body, he'd been sleeping in the guest bedroom, which was right across from Yugi's room, as to not cause any awkward moments. After all, Yugi was Ryou's boyfriend.

He was just about to go downstairs for some breakfast when he heard a muffled voice coming from Yugi's room.

"Oh, c'mon Ryou! It'll be fun and I know it'll work," Yugi whined from behind the door. He was obviously on the phone with Ryou.

Yami pressed his ear to the door to hear better. He knew he shouldn't be eavesdropping but how could he resist?

"Hai, hai, I remember what happened when we tried to get your yami and mine together but this is different. Pleeeeeeeeeease?"

The former pharaoh could feel his cheeks coloring slightly as he heard Yugi mention the incident a few months ago with Bakura. Those were some memories that he did not want to remember, but he continued to listen.

"But Ryou!! Yami desperately needs to change his look! He's has the same style ever since he got his own body! (1) Bakura too!"

Yami 'humph'd indignantly but could practically imagine Ryou giving in. Nobody could stand up to Yugi's whining and pleading for too long. Not even Kaiba, Bakura or Marik(2).

"Domo arigatou, Ryou-kun! Meet us at the mall at 10:30, kay?"

'Hm, I wonder what my innocent hikari could be planning... Whatever it is, I don't think I'm gonna like it,' the spiky haired teen thought to himself pulling his head away from the door, not noticing the sound of Yugi's foot steps drawing closer and closer...

"Hi Yami! What are you doing here?"

Yami promptly fell over in a not-so-regal manner in surprise. He narrowed his eyes suspiciously at Yugi. There was a mischievous glint in the shorter teen's amethyst eyes. Yugi plus mischievous equals bad things happening to Yami.

"Oh, nothing... Just going down to get some breakfast..." he said slowly.

(((Aibou, are you up to something?)))

((No, Yami, why ever would you think that?)) And then Yugi cut Yami off by blocking him. Very suspiciously, Yami might add, cutting him off in the middle of a, well, you couldn't really call it a conversation.

As Yami narrowed his crimson eyes more, to the point when they looked like cat eyes, Yugi tilted his head to the side questioningly, acting ever-so-angelic. If Yami didn't know him better, he would've thought Yugi should have a bright golden halo over his head and feathery white wings sprouting from his back.

Just as Yami finally was about to head downstairs to satisfy his rumbling tummy, Yugi spoke up, cheerful as always.

"Oh, when you're done eating, get dressed. We're gonna go to the mall with Ryou and Bakura and do a little shopping..."

Yugi's slight emphasis on the word 'shopping' was enough to set off alarm bells in Yami's head.

Too bad he was more focused on getting food into his stomach.

----

After a short breakfast of pancakes and toast(3), Yugi pushed Yami back upstairs and shooed him to his room to get dressed.

Yugi came out ten minutes later wearing a red button down shirt and black denim jeans. When Yami didn't come out of his room after five minutes, the impatient hikari began tapping his foot. Another five minutes later and Yugi resolved to go to the living room and watch some TV.

Twenty more uneventful, boring minutes later (the only remotely okay thing on was Pokemon. That damn Team Rocket, as he called it, was getting on his nerves.) and Yami still wasn't ready. It was already 10:00! How long did he need?!

Yugi walked upstairs again, trying to remain calm but when he reached the guestroom, he wrenched the door open.

"Hurry up Yami! You're going to make us late!" an irritated Yugi whined.

"But aibou...! I can't decide which chains to wear... and I can't find my buckle!" protested the leather clad Yami.

Letting out a frustrated sigh, Yugi grabbed Yami by the arm and dragged him downstairs and through the Game Shop to the front door.

"We're meeting Ryou and Bakura and the mall, Jii-chan! Bye!" Yugi shouted, still dragging Yami by the arm.

----

In the mall's food court, Yugi and a fuming Yami were joined by Ryou and an equally fuming Bakura. Yugi rushed to hug Ryou while the two 3000 year old spirits stood there having a glaring contest.

Finally letting go of Ryou, Yugi glanced at Bakura.

"What's with him?"

Ryou rolled his eyes. "He thinks I tried to poison him with a can of diet coke. What about Yami?"

"Oh, Yami's just mad 'cause I pulled him outta the house before he could decide which chains to wear," Yugi giggled. "But why diet coke?"

"We were out of orange juice," shrugged the snowy-haired teen.

Grabbing, Ryou by the arm and beckoning for Yami and Bakura to follow, Yugi stood on tip-toe and whispered something into his boyfriend's ear. Both Bakura and Yami raised an eyebrow slightly when Ryou nodded but didn't turn red. Yugi could be quite perverted sometimes despite his so called innocence.

That's when the two yamis knew they were in for a very long day.


There! First chappy done! I'll try to have the second one up as fast as I can assuming stupid school and homework doesn't get in the way! -Grumbles- Grrr... DIE HOMEWORK, DIE!!! Ehehehehe... -Sweatdrop- Anywayz, REEEEEEVIEW!! The more reviews, the better the chapter! (Well, not really.. But maybe!)

(1)-Yeah, well I dunno how long I'm gonna say Yami and Bakura had their own bodies... 9 months maybe?

(2)-Heh. I just felt like putting that in. Maybe I'll write a side story depicting all of Yugi's cute moments. Heh.

(3)-I have absolutely no idea what Japanese people eat for breakfast so live with me here!