Snape left me alone until lunch. Then he came looking for me. I was wiping down the mirror and humming to myself. I had even begun to dance when he cleared his throat. I slowly turned to him going slightly pink.
"Serve lunch," Snape said shortly.
"Who made it?" I asked frowning.
"I did," Snape said sounding annoyed.
"So you made it but cant serve it? Whatever," I walked past him and down the stairs. I really didn't know where I was going so I turned the corner into a room.
"No!" Snape said going in after me. I raised my eyebrows. It was done in a bright yellow with a green bedspread.
"Yours?" I asked smiling.
"Get out," Snape snarled grabbing me by the arms.
"Is it your mothers?" I tried again. Snape didn't answer. "Its really pretty. Better than my room at home."
Snape's vein was pulsing at an alarming rate. He was gripping me really tight and I was almost certain there was going to be a bruise in the morning. He shoved me into the kitchen and I opened the fridge door.
"You did have apple juice!" I said taking it into the dining room. I had the juice in one hand and the sandwiches in another. "Your lunch Madam." I said dipping into a low bow. Snape made another angry noise in his throat and took it from me.
"Sit," Snape said pointing to a chair on the other side of the table.
"Yes Madam," I said bowing again. He was now making jerky movements with his hands. I sat down on the other side of the table and glance around. "I like these chairs. Pretty."
"Shut up! Just shut the fuck up! I don't want to hear you make another noise!" Snape finally screeched. I put my glass down and folded my arms. I tapped my foot on the floor for a while before he looked up. "Go away."
"No, I am tired and hungry and your bathroom was gross," I said angrily.
"Then eat!" Snape roared.
"Not like that I wont eat," I said mimicking my mother.
"What is it that you want?" Snape finally asked sounding more angry than ever.
"I want you to be polite to me. I may be your 'slave' but I am still human you crazy bastard," I snapped.
"I am calm now. You can not annoy me anymore," Snape said after ten minutes of me tapping my nails on the table.
"I was the one who stole the ingredients out of your cabinet in second year," I said smirking. Snape stiffened angrily. "Then I made a polyjuice potion with it and went into the Slytherin common room. Also, in third year I took my time turner and went back in time so that Sirius could escape. And that was why you didn't get that stupid little award. That seems to be the way you people work. Get awards for things you sure as hell don't deserve. Like take Wormtail, he was 'killed' and his mother got an award. Really if you think about it, his mother got an award for him slaughtering twelve people and framing his best friend. After he killed his other friends. You were going to get an award for capturing Sirius who you knew was innocent because you know what Wormtail did, and Malfoy…huh that man got so many awards for nothing. You are all very sad." I stood up and walked from the room. I didn't hear him following him.
"Do you know what those boys did to me?" Snape growled taking me by the arms again.
"No and I don't care. Honestly it looks like you deserve it right now," I snarled.
"Get out of my sight," Snape said and I was sure he was going to hit me.
"You need to let go of me," I said loosing the grip on my arms. "Now what would you like me to do?"
"Go to your room," Snape said turning on his heel.
"What and just sit there?" I asked angrily.
"Yes! I am going out, when I come back I don't want to see you out of that room!" Snape basically roared at me.
"Where are you going?" I called desperately. He dragged me up the stairs and locked me in my room. I called for him for a second. He was not answering me though. I heard the front door slam. I picked the lock and I ran to it. I tugged on the handle trying to desperately get out. Nothing worked it would open for me. I then went to the windows and began to tug at them. They would open, even when I chucked a pot at them. It bounced off and neatly into my arms.
I turned and looked around the house. Well I could snoop at least. I walked up the stairs and down the hall to his room. Nothing out of the ordinary. He just liked to fold his underwear and have them in a neat pile. For kicks I mussed them up. Then I left that room and walked down the stairs.
I got to the living room and glance around. Something was off. I instantly ran to the bookshelves and grabbed the first book I saw. That was when it happened. The wall popped off and slid open. I had just thought how much trouble I was going to be in for breaking his wall off, when I saw stairs. There was a creak at the top. I quickly slid the door back and made sure it stayed shut. I was panting now. Was there Death Eaters up there? Could I escape? I was just contemplating going back in when I heard footsteps. I turned around and hauled ass up the stairs. Once in my 'room' I slid down on the bed and opened the book. I realized I still had the one in my hand and I threw it under the mattress.
My door creaked open and Snape walked in looking livid.
"Did you come out of this room?" Snape whispered.
"No you forgot to lock it," I snapped.
"I did not forget!" Snape said angrily.
"Yes you did! It swung open like five minutes ago and I shut it," I said looking back down at the book. My heart was pounding into my chest and I was sure he could hear it.
"Liar. You were snooping!" Snape hissed.
"Don't flatter yourself," I snapped.
"You will not eat until you tell me the truth," Snape said crossing his arms.
"I was anorexic for three years. I went a week with out food. Of course I passed out mind you," I said shrugging. "I didn't go downstairs. Really you need not get your knickers in a twist."
Snape looked at me with narrowed eyes and I thought of anything but the door.
"Can I have a lock on the inside of this door? And maybe on the bathroom? I mean I'm not modest but if you're going to be having Death Eater meetings here, I don't want Voldemort to walk in on me. You know what I mean? Talk about gross. Have you ever seen Voldemort naked? Was I right? Does he have a little penis and he is using this whole world domination crap as compensation?" I asked watching Snape turn angry again. "Locks on the door yay or nay?" I asked placing my hands on my hips.
"I am having a meeting in no less than forty-five minutes. You are to stay up here and keep your mouth shut or the Dark Lord will kill you," Snape said silkily.
"Will he? Will he really?" I asked not caring. "Kudos for the Dark Lord!"
"What is the matter with you? Does the fact that you are going to die bother you in the slightest?" Snape snarled.
"You think it might," I said shaking my head. "Life's a bitch."
"Shut up," Snape said angrily.
"Why do you come in here? You know I am going to annoy you, why bother?" I asked. "I really need to pee."
"Then go," Snape said moving aside.
"Do you have a t.v.? No? Alright. I guess I can manage. All my programs are repeating anyways. Can I please have something to drink? I am parched like whoa!" I was talking very fast trying to irritate him again. This was like the best thing ever. You know, besides the face that I am going to be tortured and killed soon. But right now, I am having so much fun. "Wanna play a game?" I asked smirking.
"No," Snape said turning and leaving.
"If you don't play I am going to sing again! I mean it!" I didn't get a response so I started singing loud and off-key. "I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOOOOOOOS…I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOOOOOOS…I KNOW A-" I was cut off by his hand.
"Shut up! I am going to beg for permission to kill you tonight. Say goodbye to the world," Snape hissed angrily at me.
"Is it because of my singing? Are you killing me because my voice is a little off? Severus, tell me what I did wrong! Please don't kill me!" I screamed in a fake voice and threw myself onto his legs. I began to sob big fake sobs.
"Get off of me!" Snape yelled. I got up on my knees and stayed there only so that he knew that was where I was, then I stood up.
"As you wish," I said and could see his cheeks slightly flushed.
"Hopefully I will be up later to kill you," Snape said angrily. He left and I rolled my eyes. Even though panic was sweeping into me I wasn't going to give him any satisfaction and become afraid. I would just have to wait and see what happens.
