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Roy moaned as the first rays of the sun hit his eyes. He tired to get up, but a jolt of pain through his body sent him back down. He groaned as he forced himself up, while gritting his teeth through the pain. He made his way to the bathroom at a slow pace, holding himself against the wall for support. Once inside, he began to wash his face with cold water, so he would be fully awake. When he was done, he looked up at his reflection in the mirror and gasped in shock. He had long black hair that went down to his waist. He noticed that he was covered in bandages that concealed his worst nightmare.

"How did this happen to me? I'm not a woman. At least I'm wearing underwear," she said to herself in a feminine tone. "I was in the warehouse and full metal was charging at a guard that had insulted him and-wait," she thought.(I'm now reffering Roy as a she.)

"EDWARD!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

Ed, who was sleeping soundly in his bed, jumped a mile high at the sound of the scream. He landed hard on the floor making the ground vibrate from impact. He got up and sprinted into the colonel's room as fast as he could. He bust through the door and gagged at the sight of a woman with bandages around her body. He couldn't believe that a woman that beautiful existed.

"Edward can you explain this?" his angel asked.

"Explain what?" he questioned.

"How did I become a woman? Explain what happened to me after you ran towards that guard that insulted you. I need to know," she asked pleadingly.

"How did you know about that?" he asked.

"I was there of course. Are you even awake yet?" she questioned.

"Of course I'm awake. I don't remember a woman at the warehouse," he replied.

"I wasn't a woman then, I'm Roy you idiot," she exclaimed.

"Colonel, That's you?" Ed questioned in shock.

"Yes it's me now I need to figure out how I got changed, so I can change back. We're supposed to head back to headquarters so I can give my report to the general. I really don't want go showing up like this. We need to catch the train at 15:00 and arrive there at 17:00 sharp," she replied in a rush while pacing back and forth.

Ed couldn't help but snicker. He had never seen Mustang panic or let alone out of composer. He walked out of the room and went to wake up Al and tell him the news. While Ed had left the room, Roy had decided to change into his uniform. When he put them on however, the shirt was too small and hung above her stomach. The pants were too large and ended up falling off whenever she tried to walk. She sighed in frustration and flopped onto the bed. "What am I going to do? My clothes don't fit me at all. I guess I'll have to go out and buy something to wear in the meantime," she thought sadly. She heard a knock on the door and assumed it was Ed.

"Come in," she replied in a monotone voice.

"Colonel, I woke Al up and-whoa! Your clothes are huge on you," Ed replied.

Roy face turned to a dark shade of red in under a minute. She took out her gloves and put them on, even though it was too big for her hands. She just about ready to snap her fingers when, Al came prancing in the room. She quickly sat up and got off the bed. Her pants fell to the ground and she huffed in annoyance as she bent down and pulled them up.

"Um…Colonel? Do you need smaller clothes? Ed told me what happened. We could go get some clothes for you if you like," Al offered as Ed thought up some clothes that would make Mustang regret ever being born.

"No thanks. I'll just figure out something," she replied noticing the look of dismay on Ed's face as she declined the offer.

She walked over to the clock hanging on the wall that read 12:45. She paced back and forth thinking about the situation, while Ed and Al stood there watching. She gave up thinking and went out to the front door. Ed and Al followed close behind.

"Wait! You can't just walk out there with your clothes barely hanging on to you," Ed exclaimed as Roy opened the door and stepped out. What Roy didn't see was the old lady that he had almost run over.

"Goodness gracious, watch where you are going!" the old woman growled as she got up off the floor.

"Sorry about that," Roy apologized as she bowed.

"You poor dear, do you have any other clothes then that?" the lady replied with concern.

"Um…no. I don't," Roy replied nervously as she watched the old woman's expression change form concern to shock.

"Your coming with me this instant!" the woman replied as she grabbed Roy by the wrist and dragged her to a room, leaving Ed and Al standing in the hallway in confusion. Roy was confused by this lady's behavior as she started to search through a closet and threw clothes onto the floor.

"Nope…not this one…here it is!" the old lady exclaimed as she pulled it out for Roy to see.

"Go to the bathroom and try it on, my dear," she squealed with excitement as she pushed her into the bathroom.

Roy managed to figure out how to put the clothes on without much difficulty. She came out and received yet another squeal from the old hag.

"Let's go show your friends how you look. I found them standing outside my door and they looked so adorable. I couldn't resist them and let them inside," the woman ranted.

She took Roy by the hand and led her into the kitchen, only to find Ed and Al sitting down and munching on cookies. They looked up at with their mouths open like a dead fishes. She wore a long-sleeved button-up dress that went below her knees. The dress displayed some of her figure as she walked toward them.

"Let's go. I don't want to miss the train," Roy said while suppressing a blush.

Ed and Al got up from their seats and followed Roy back out into the hallway. The old woman handed Roy her uniform and said a few good byes before closing the door to her room. As they were leaving the hotel, Roy kept receiving a few whistles from the men they passed. Ed tried to hide his fit of laughter by covering his mouth with his hands, but a few giggles could be heard his way. Roy chose to ignore them as they got to the train station. She walked up to booth and bought them tickets and quickly boarded the train. They found a row of seats not taken and sat down.

"So colonel…how does it feel to be a woman?" Ed asked while snickering.

"That is for me to know and for you to never find out," she replied.

"Brother, I suggest you leave the colonel alone. Why don't we play tick-tack-toe to pass the time?" Al suggested.

"Fine. Why not?" Ed replied giving in to Al.

"Ok. You go first," Al replied happily.

They spent the rest of they time playing games for two hours, while Roy stared out the window hoping that his cure was in the library in Central.


Miralover: Sorry about not posting for such a long time. I hope you like this chapter. Can anyone come up with a good girly name for Roy? It would help a lot. Read and Review please.