Harry Potter and the Boredom of the Phoenix (Order of the Phoenix, mild spoilers for beginning of the book so if you haven't read OotP I don't know why you're reading fanfics instead you crazy person go read the book it's not that long I read it in about 8 hours and you've had over a week and actually since there seems to be only one person reading these stories I don't know why I'm writing this warning anyway)
It was the end of the summer. Harry and his friends had nothing to do. They lay in the grass in the backyard so they could at least be outside not doing the nothing they had to do.
"We could always go finish our homework," Harry said.
"Nah," Ron said. "Already did it. We could pack our trunks."
"Already packed," Hermione said. "I could teach you all how to knit."
"Already know how," Ginny said. "We could help mum cook dinner."
"Already gotten her mad at us once today, don't want to go near her again," Fred said. "We could work on more stuff for our joke shop."
"Already ran out of materials, we need to buy more sometime," George said. "We could pester all the adults for the information they haven't told us."
"Already asked, they still won't tell us," Harry said. "We could go play with Buckbeak."
"Already gotten attacked when I dropped a dungbomb near that hippogriff," Ginny said. "We could lie here and discuss how bored we are."
"Already doing it," Ron said. "We could go find somewhere else to discuss how bored we are."
"Sounds good to me," everyone said.
They got up and went upstairs to Harry and Ron's bedroom. Then they all flopped on the beds.
"We could take a nap," Hermione said.
"Already taken two today," Ron said. "We could go clean the house again."
"Already spent the summer cleaning," George said. "We could desperately hope school will start soon and relieve the boredom."
"Sounds good to me," everyone said.
If anyone other than buttered-onions is reading this, please review! You can still review, too, buttered-onions; I'm just yelling at all those people out there who seem to like being anonymous. Come out of the shadows! It's rude to lurk in corners! And bad for your summer tans!
buttered-onions: French Fry is just fine! So now you might be getting a story named Order of the French Fry in an upcoming chapter. Just not quite yet because I've already written the next chapter. But I'll keep it in mind.
