Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, never was mine, and never be mine. So it is truth that life is cruel.
2. The Hospital
Hmmm, where are we?
EEEEE! Guh, wha-! Oh... it's you. Kuso, I told you not to startle me like that!
Oh, shut up gaki, you complain too much… Heh, the inside of your head shrieks like a girl, did you know that?
The inside of my...? Does not!
Whatever. Where are we?
Uhh... somewhere.
Oh, how nice... I was always hoping we would come back here. Feh. Answer me, dobe!
Fine, fine, shut up. We're... in the hospital.
Uh... are you there?
…He beat the shit out of you, didn't he?
Hey, he did not! Okay, I'm a little bit sore... and a few things may be broken... but I'm already recovering and I beat him just as bad! Even worse!
Oh? And where is the Uchiha boy licking his wounds, I wonder?
...Probably in his kitchen.
You disgust me.
