Harry Potter and the Border of the Kleenex (Order of the Phoenix, see spoiler note in chapter 3)

Harry sneezed.

Hermione pulled a tissue out of her schoolbag and handed it to him. The tissue, not the schoolbag. "Here you go Harry. It sounds like you have a cold."

"Thanks." Harry took the tissue and was about to blow his nose when Ron snatched it away. The tissue, not Harry's nose. Harry made assorted choking noises as he held back the blow. "Hey! I was using that! Give it back!"

"Look at this tissue!" Ron held it out so Harry could see. Someone had written spell incantations all along the edges. "Hermione, you blow your nose with your schoolwork?"

"Well, we are taking O.W.L.S. this year, and just because I have to pause in homework to blow my nose doesn't mean I have to stop studying for the exams. If you're going to ridicule my study habits, I'll just take that tissue back, I can use the extra studying." She grabbed the tissue from Ron and stalked off.

"Hey wait! Hermione, I still need to blow my nose!" Harry called.

"Oh, blow it on your robe." Ron stomped off throwing disgusted looks at Hermione. She was busily reading the tissue and didn't notice.

Harry picked up one of the socks Hermione had left for the house elves and blew his nose on it. Knowing Dobby, he wouldn't care a bit. Still, Harry decided to wash the sock before he put it back. Or, it would always make a good Christmas present for Malfoy.

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