I felt someone moving beside me and sunlight slapping at my eyelids. It must be really early because I was still sleepy. I really didn't remember much about last night. I remembered talking to Snape, kissing Snape…fucking Snape.

I sat up and turned to my left to see Snape still fast asleep. I really didn't know what to do. The fact that I was no longer a virgin came into my mind. I quickly shook it away. So what? Now I wasn't pure. Whatever. Really all that means is that I'm sexually active and if I don't be responsible I'm going to end up with VD or a baby. But this was Snape!

True it was the best orgasms I've ever had. That's not saying much. It's not like I've had tons. Maybe four. Including the two last night. Alright so I guess last night was the best I've ever had.

I also remember him whispering something to me…He said thank you and…that he loved me. He couldn't have said he loved me. That was probably the sleep talking. Snape would never openly admit to loving anyone. Not even himself. He didn't say that. It would be amazing if he did. But expected? No.

The fact that I fell in love with Snape really isn't my fault. If he didn't kidnap me, I probably would have lost it to Ron at the Burrow this summer. I mean ok so I do love Ron, but not like a boyfriend. I love him like a brother. I mean kissing him was like kissing a brother. We both knew it was weird but figured it was the closest we would get to sex if we didn't do it with each other.

Snape stirred next to me and flipped over so that he was staring at me. He narrowed his eyes and pushed his hair out of his eyes.

"Morning," I said blushing slightly.

"Morning," Snape said still staring at me. We both sat there not sure what to do. I mean what do people in this situation do? It never, ever explains a situation like this in Cosmo. I have never opened an article and seen, 'What to do if you sleep with someone who used to be your potions master, but killed the headmaster and is now back on the dark side, after he kidnapped you and held you hostage,'

Wouldn't that make life too easy?

"So," I said scanning the room for my shirt. I noticed it at the other end of the room and realized that if I wanted it I was going to have to get up and get it. I noticed a blanket carelessly strewn over us and was immensely thankful for that.

"I'll have Lola bring you some tea," Snape said sitting up. He clapped his hands together once and Lola came in with a pop. She saw me and her eyes narrowed. I flushed again and avoided eye contact. Minutes later she came back carrying a tray. Snape took it from her and she left with another glance at me. She didn't look angry anymore. "So do you like-?" Snape began but I kissed him.

I don't know why I did it. It's like if you're already in big trouble why not go all out and just do anything you wanted to do anyways. I mean if I was caught after hours, and I already got a detention, why not kick Mrs. Norris? I did once. Stupid cat never came near me again although I did find a dead mouse sent to me in a letter. I just thought it was Rita Skeeter or something. I think Filch sent me the mouse not Mrs. Norris. She doesn't have opposable thumbs…

Anyways, my lips were now firmly onto Snape's and he laid back down and let me lean onto him again. I felt comforted. I was wondering what he was thinking. I mean what did he make of what happened last night?

"What are you thinking?" I asked softly.

"I think that I need honey for my tea," Snape answered trying to find the honey.

I felt like I was going to cry. My cousin told me that when you sleep with someone, your body reacts and sends out a hormone that makes you emotionally connected to them. Basically what it means is that if he doesn't call you the next day, you'll go insane and eat an entire tub of ice cream.

That was how I was feeling. If there was ice cream next to me I would eat it.

"I mean about last night," I said trying to calm myself down.

"Last night?" Snape asked like he had no clue what was going on.

"You know we had sex? You took my virginity," I said spelling it out for him. "I can go into more detail like that fact that your penis ripped through my-"

Snape cut me off with a hand over my mouth. He looked disgusted. "Alright I get it," Snape said sitting up. "What do you think should happen?" Snape asked peering at me.

"I don't know," I answered honestly.

"I am thirty-eight years old," Snape said frowning.

"Really?" I asked looking at him. "Huh."

"Hermione will you just listen," Snape persisted.

"You called me Hermione," I said smiling at him. He seemed to have blushed but continued.

"I'm a Death Eater," Snape said like I was stupid.

"Really? I thought you really liked the robes and midnight rapes," I said trying not to giggle.

"What rapes?" Snape asked.

"Oh come on! Do not even tell me that you guys didn't like spank the new guy or stick a wooden paddle up his ass," I said watching as he looked disgusted.

"Where would you get that idea?" Snape asked frowning.

I snorted and covered my face with my hands as I laughed hysterically. When I looked up Snape was still staring at me like I was insane. He didn't even move or blink, just stared at me with a bemused expression on his face. Finally, my laughter turned into small giggles.

"You ok?" Snape asked me.

"Yeah," I answered hiccupping.

"Ok," Snape said and handed me a cup of tea. "And take this so you don't get pregnant."

He handed me a small vile and I stared at it. So I don't get pregnant! Holy shit! This is why I never had sex, because I was so afraid I was going to have a baby and go back and live with my parents or something. Snape would be so pissed off if I got pregnant.

"Right," I said and uncorked the top. I put it to my lips and paused. What if I was pregnant? What if there was already a baby inside of me and I just kill it?

"Now what's wrong?" Snape asked peering at me again.

"What if I'm pregnant?" I asked quietly.

"You're not. This is to stop the semen flow. Honestly you would not be killing anything," Snape said holding his hands up in honesty. I sighed and then downed the potion.

"I better not get pregnant anyways," I warned. Snape rolled his eyes and handed me a cookie. He handed me a cookie at like six in the morning. I cant eat and six in the morning. I'm lucky if I can eat at like noon.

"So what are your plans for today?" Snape asked.

"Well I was going to wake up and find different ways to annoy you so…I guess nothing," I said smiling at him. He raised his eyebrow at me but didn't say anything else. Wow I am naked next to Snape. I giggled. First quietly and then that loud non-breathing laugh that usually sparks other people to giggle. Snape merely stared at me again.

"What?" he finally asked as my face turned red.

"If someone had told me three years ago that I would wake up next to you, I would have laughed at them and been too embarrassed to go back into your class," I said giggling wildly. Snape merely sniffed.

"You should get dressed," Snape said and stood up. I looked at him and suddenly my libido switched on. I grabbed his arm and felt as he toppled into me. "What the-?" Snape began but I kissed him hungrily.

I think he got the picture because the next thing I knew, I was sliding under him.

A/N Please read and review. The whole D.E. thing was from an episode of Law and Order: SVU that I saw last night.