Disclaimer: If Naruto was mine, I'd be richer than yu and I would gloat.

4. The Hospital p.2

You really are a dobe.

Would you just STOP using his fucking WORD!

Why should I? It annoys you, and it fits so nicely too. Only a blockhead like you could manage to land himself in the hospital twice in all of one week.

Well, my wound is just proof that I achieved my goal!

Your goal? Oh, you mean barging into a fifty-year-old woman's office and scaring her half to death into thinking that a boy she cares about, for God-only-knows what reasons, was merging with the most powerful demon on Earth, which just so happens to be residing inside his useless, clumsy body? Way to go.

Don't make it sound so stupid! I was exacting my revenge!

And then she exacted her revenge upon your ass.

Shut up! Her kunai got me in the upper thigh, and it doesn't even hurt that bad anymore. It's healing really fast!

Thanks to me.

Hmph! I'm not thanking you for anything-- You're the one who got me into this mess!

You asked. I warned you. Not my fault. But I will absolutely LOVE to see the expressions on the faces of the Uchiha boy and that foolish girl, when you come limping along with a second hole.

I told you, it's an honor wound!

It's proof that you're as much of an ass as the one she ripped another opening in.

Grrr, shut your mouth and go cower in a corner of your cage, you stupid fox!

…You're not worthy of me.