Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. I don't own it. Therefore I am unhappy.
5. The Anbu
I'm bored.
Shut up.
I get out of the hospital tomorrow morning.
Shut up.
And then I have to meet Kakashi and Sasuke and Sakura-chan on the bridge.
Shut up and let me sleep.
Hey look, it's not like I'm DYING to have a conversation with YOU. There's just no one else here.
Oh gee, I wonder why. You would think people would be lining up outside your door to talk to you… at midnight.
Yeah… well the bandages are itchy. I just can't sleep.
And apparently you're not going to let me, either. You do realize there's an ANBU officer outside your window, don't you?
Wha-! There is not… wow, he really is waiting out there. Are the ANBU guarding me? But what for?
Not the sharpest claw on the paw, are we? I can't believe you can't put two and two together, dobe. You burst into the Hokage's office pretending to have merged with a demon. You didn't think they would put a guard on you after that?
Well… no. It was just a joke. But her, she probably thinks we really ARE merging… and we're not, of course.
Heh. You think so.
I know so! It was just a joke, and now she probably thinks that we're getting too close.
Ironic.
Grr, well I don't care if she wants the ANBU on me. He better be gone by morning!
I'd get used to him lurking on the edges of your vision, gaki. I'm dangerous… oh so dangerous… and everyone seems to understand that except you. You'll be watched very heavily for a while, you can be sure.
Ugh, stupid Old Bat! I was JUST a JOKE!
Can I go to sleep now?
