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Additions to the List made through notes between Remus and Sirius during double potions with the Slytherins.
Never use hair dye. Mr. Padfoot would like to state the fact that Lucius Malfoy uses hair dye and that is a good enough reason to never touch the stuff.
You're just jealous that his hair is shinier than yours. And that he's dating a beautiful girl.
Shut up.
No. Also, he's a good dancer.
I can dance!
In theory, you know how to dance. But when you do dance, you look like an angry whale in heat.
I command you to shut the hell up! What are you, the Lucius Malfoy Fan Club?
It
helps to know about people.
This is a list of things never to do
again…When have you colored your hair?
That one time when I had pink hair with green stripes for two weeks…
You told us the Slytherins attacked you and charmed your hair! Liar.
Well, of course I'm a liar. This is the Great Sirius Black you're talking about.
The 'Great Sirius Black' is pure self-absorption formed into a human. And your socks still stink. I can smell them from here and you still have your shoes on.
I told you, it's my feet that I don't wash, not the shoes.
Fine
then, your feet smell.
Also,
I would like to add something to the List. Never listen to your
friends when they tell you there is silver in your breakfast cereal.
But there is!
It's IRON in the cereal and you know it.
Hmph.
Also, Mr. Moony wishes that you not play on his phobias that way. It freaks him out very much.
Mr. Padfoot agrees to do so, as long as you stop giving his Christmas wish list to every girl in our year. Presents are nice, but fifty owls pelting you with the same gift is far too much.
Mr. Moony heartily agrees. But it was funny to watch. You were almost drowned in wrapping paper.
Just. Shut. Up. PLEASE.
I laugh at you! Ha-ha-ha. HA-HA HO-HO.
MOONY, SHUT UP BEFORE I CUT OFF YOUR WRITING HAND!
Shallow threats do nothing to me! Anyhow, if you do that, I'll learn to write with the other hand.
Tee-hee
ho-ho ha-ha.
