HOW WANTON WERE YOU?
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A/N Spoilers. Thanks to all my reviewers.
Won-Won, Oh Won-Won, how wanton were you
Wasting your chances and your kisses too?
It took Krum to show you Hermione's gender
And then you got jealous in case they'd been tender.
She kissed him in fourth year! Or did she? Who knows?
Cos you've never seen past the end of your nose;
She'd rather have kissed you but you were too dim
To notice she cared more for you than for him.
And finally you got up courage to tell her –
Discretion was always the best part of valour –
But envy and anger both went to your head
So you started snogging with Lav dear instead
When it was Hermione who'd captured your heart -
Oh, that was so sensible, that was so smart!
What else could a girl in love do that might reach you?
Of course she determined a lesson to teach you.
The past is the past, it was you that she wanted
And you that she'd chosen but by foolish fears haunted
You chose to make kissing Lav quite a theatrical
Show, did you have to be melodramatical
And spiteful too? With reluctant feet dragging
Hermione chose a new date from McLaggen
Or Smith. It was better than going alone
To be laughed at for having no guest of her own.
So she hid her shame and she hid her grief
She hid her sorrow and hid her belief
In you, the person most able to hurt her,
One of two that she'd trusted to never desert her.
That chocolaty love-potion proved quite a wake-up -
It got you and Hermione to kiss and make-up -
Then what did you care for your kissy-face partner?
Falling for you proved to be a disaster.
You didn't even have Gryffindor bravery
Enough to tell Lavender Brown of your knavery.
When she found that you'd used her and dumped her and run,
Did her heart break in pieces from that bit of fun?
Weasleys have little but warm hearts and cheer,
You've been ashamed of that always, your fear
Of losing out, coming last, was an obsession.
You forgot love is greater than worldly possessions.
Won-Won, oh Won-Won, how wanton were you,
To spite your own face would you chop your nose too?
Do you want to be Malfoy with nothing but riches
Or shrink back to size to fit into your britches?
Wanton: 1) without motive provocation or justification, 2) maliciously and unnecessarily cruel, 3) sexually unrestrained or immodest
A/N Fred and George are next and last unless I get any other ideas. Feel free to suggest people.
