Harry Potter and the Presents of Azkaban (Prisoner of Azkaban)
"Happy Birthday!" said the dementor.
"Why, thank you," said the other dementor. "But how did you know it was my birthday?"
"You marked it on the calendar. See: happy birthday to the dementor in the black cloak. That's not very descriptive; you're lucky I recognized your handwriting. Go on, open you present."
"What's this, another pair of socks? You got me the same thing last year."
"They're wool socks, I hope you noticed."
"What am I supposed to do with wool socks? I don't have feet."
MeanwhileDumbledore opened the birthday present someone had left on his desk.
"Another black cloak? What am I supposed to do with another black cloak? I distinctly remember asking for wool socks."
This chapter belongs to my sister (unlike the others that belong to me). This is because she gave me some new pens for my birthday, and consequently, I used them to write a birthday-present story. And I gave it to her as a thank-you note. So now it's hers.
Scarletngrayangel: Glad you like the poems, I had a lot of fun writing them. Actually, these stories are the stuff I write when I have writer's block on my other stories. Check out Fred and George's poems at the end of this chapter.
R.J. and R.J.: LOL I love the poem! I don't think mine are quite as good. I'm actually using Sorcerers Stoned for a full-length story (hopefully to begin posting soon) but your other suggestions will definitely be included in upcoming chapters.
Aratfeniel: Out of town and no computer access? Where were you, some desert island? But welcome back to civilization, and I'm glad you like the story!
S. P. Ratt: Wow, conglomeration's an awesome word. I like that you like.
Bluob: Structured randomness. That's practically contradictory. But it does kind of describe this style.
Fred's Poem:
Potions is actually an important class
Because we use potions for our tricks and laughs.
Although it would be nice if Snape applies his lessons, too;
He could really use to mix up some shampoo.
Mr. Weasley, you will be joining Mr. Potter in detention.
George's Poem:
I've followed the instructions bit by bit
That Snape gave for this potion (evil git).
And so I'm writing this limerick
While letting it simmer- ick,
I knew I shouldn't have tasted it.
Another for detention, and I will be speaking to Professor McGonagall about the rude and rebellious nature of her students.
