Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, or any other character involved with the manga/show. Because if I did, Kabuto wouldn't exist. And Orochimaru would be less of a pedophile. Actually, no, that's fun. He'd still be a pedophile.

7. The Fence

What are you doing?

Hmm? I'm not doing anything.

Don't lie to me! My seal is burning. My seal only burns when I'm fighting with you.

Oh, is that so?

Yes, it is so! Tell me what you're… h-huh?

"AIIIEE!"

"Oh… crap…"

"NARUTO! What the hell was that for!"

W-why'd you do that? Why'd you take control of me! Sakura's going to kill me, you threw paint all ov—

"OW! Ahh, Sakura-chan, I didn't mean it!"

"Stop running, Narutoooo! I'm going to MURDER you!"

Heh… all the more incentive for you to keep running, dobe.

Why did you d-do that?

Don't trip on that root. And I did it because your monotonous work was boring me into another level of hell. That bastard teacher of yours has disappeared again, so why do you continue painting that hideous fence? At least I made things entertaining.

Entertaining! You didn't make anything entertaining! I'm going to be KILLED!

If you even CAN be killed by that idiot girl, than you're an even worse shinobi than even I assumed. Oh, now isn't that funny? Look at your ANBU, watching you run for your life. He doesn't even realize. He probably just thinks you're an imbecile.

You're the imbecile! Now I have a kunoichi on my ass that wants to—

"I'm going to skin you the second I get my hands on you, you idiot!"

S-skin me… "Sakura-chan, it wasn't me! I mean, y-yes, it was me… I… I-I slipped!"

"SLIP THIS!"

"AHHHH—!"

…Wow, for a stupid, lovesick girl she really knocked you one.

…Dobe?

Naruto?

…you're fucking unconscious, aren't you?