Author's note: I promise yu all, this is the last hospital scene for a while. ;; And there's something yucky at the end, DON'T SKIP TO IT, but if yu read it and don't laugh, then you're a prude.
-Oh, and thank yu to everyone who reviewed! I'm glad this story is somewhat entertaining. And yes, it's under Humor/horror. Hmm... I wonder... XD
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. If it was, they would all wear much less clothing. The guys anyway.
8. The Hospital pt. 3
You. Are. Unbelievable.
Don't even start.
The hospital. Again. You deserve to have this place named after you, you spend enough time in it.
I'm not even hurt! Sakura just gave me a consuction and they're all weak whiney babies here and think I can't handle a little headache!
It's concussion, you twit, and that's not what you have. Did you not notice the blood pouring out of that thick head of yours?
Whatever. It's just a cut, nothing important! I'll be outta here in no time!
You think so, do you? While your idiot brain was wandering off somewhere, I actually listened to your diagnosis. They think she may have cracked your skull open, and if that's the case even my healing powers won't get you out of here until Saturday.
B-but... it's TUESDAY! I can't stay here another four days, I'll go insane! And it's all YOUR fault!
Is not. You don't dodge quickly enough, dobe.
I do too, but I was panicking! Sakura-chan's scary... and anyway, I'm NOT staying here until then, I'm sneaking out tonight! I'm a Ninja, and we specialize in stealth!
Heh, well that suits me just fine. If you die in an alley somewhere I'll be released, so by all means, sneak out. I just hope that large, mustachioed, drill sergeant of a nurse doesn't catch you. She'd make a right ass of you... hmmm... actually, please do let her catch you. It'd be so entertaining.
Guh, you suck!
And you, I believe, swallow.
...Eeeeeeewww!
