Disclaimer: Naru not mine. Sasu not mine. All. Not. Mine.
10. At Sasuke's
"If you break anything, I'll strangle you."
"Like you could. Don't worry, I won't break any of your precious crap."
"Hn."
Heh… I like this Sasuke.
How could you? He's a stupid, ugly bastard.
Well he hates you, for one. That is a nice personality trait.
Yeah, so? A lot of people hate me, I don't see you yipping at their heels.
Aww, so sad. And for future reference, dogs yip, and I'm not yipping. I merely find it interesting that there is one human among you whom isn't constantly running his mouth off and saying idiotic things, dobe.
He never says ANYTHING. He's an antisocial weirdo and thinks he's better than everyone.
Heh. The human ego is fascinating. I absolutely love the way it deludes you all into thinking you're worth more than what you are. If I were you I wouldn't point fingers, you have an inflated ego as well.
Do not! I'm VERY modest.
Big words from someone who considers himself Hokage material. I don't know why you even desire the position, if you haven't noticed the last one wasn't even capable of killing me.
You're a DEMON. You don't have to train, you're just naturally strong and evil and stupid. But me, I'll be even stronger than you one day! And then I'll find a jutsu to remove you and then you'll be history, you stupid—
"Oi, dobe."
"Grr, STOP USING HIS WORD!"
"…what?"
"Wait.. oh, er… what do you want?"
"I was just going to ask if you plan on staring into space all day, or if you want to set up your bed?"
"Heh, right. Uh, bed's good! I'm exhausted, and my head is killing me."
"I can't believe you were beaten unconscious by Sakura."
"Shut up, asshole! She punches hard ever since she started training with the Old Bag!"
"Did she really give you a concussion?"
"Who told you that?"
"Hn, so it's true. Go to bed, dobe."
He really is intelligent, isn't he?
You SHUT UP!
