Harry Potter and the Four-Door of the Phoenix (Order of the Phoenix, but based on the dueling club formed in their second year. Grossness factors are higher on this story, consider yourself warned)
99 Cho-co-late Frogs on the wall,
99 Cho-co-late Frogs,
One hops down and melts on the ground,
98 Cho-co-late Frogs on the wall!
98 Cho-co-late Frogs on the wall,
"Ron, shut up, please. If you sing any more I'm going to be sick." Hermione was huddled on her seat, lying down as much as she could without squashing Neville, who was sitting on her other side.
"I don't think Ron's singing has anything to do with it," Harry called out from the front seat. "We told you not to read in the car."
Malfoy glanced at Hermione, and then went back to staring out the window. Secretly he smiled. She did look pretty green.
Flitwick, who was driving the top dueling club members to a tournament, was humming happily to himself and completely failed to notice anything was wrong.
"Why can't I sing, if Flitwick can hum?" Ron complained.
"Food, Ron. You're singing about food."
"So? I'm hungry. We haven't eaten anything since breakfast."
"Ohh…" Hermione clutched her stomach and groaned.
Harry turned around. "Stop bothering her, Ron! Can't you see she's sick?"
Malfoy nodded and smiled. He caught Hermione's eye and transfigured her textbook into a big gloppy peanut butter sandwich. Hermione turned another shade of green and quickly looked away.
"Peanut butter. Ugh. And it's raining outside, too."
"Hey!" Neville shouted. "I'm getting wet!"
Flitwick was humming happily to himself and completely failed to notice anything was wrong.
Harry shot a dirty look at Malfoy, who quickly took his hand away from the window controls.
Ron was munching on the sandwich. "Hey Malfoy, could I get some bananas on this? And milk? You know how peanut butter sticks to the roof…what?"
Harry was glaring at him. Hermione suddenly wasn't green anymore.
"Oh, that's gross," Neville said. "I think I preferred being soaked from the rain."
Flitwick was humming happily to himself and completely failed to notice anything was wrong.
two2feet suggested this title. Hmm, it doesn't seem to have much to do with phoenix, does it? Maybe the phoenix is the dueling club mascot or something. But they are in a car, so that part of the title's all right!
two2feet: Wow! Maybe I should just hand the whole job over to you! Thanks for the review. You make me feel so special! ^_^ I think Randomness is my favorite, too.
Zyrorai: Yeah, I'd better think of something for that. Soon, so I can post it. There're just too many possibilities!
S. P. Ratt: Don't stop, keep laughing! Laughter is good! Uh, I haven't been able to read your story yet, but I'll try to soon. What title am I looking for?
Silinde: Where did that come from? Well, I guess I'll try sometime. It'll certainly be a challenge.
