Harry Potter in the Spellchecker's Zone (Sorcerer's Stone)

or

What Happens When You Let the Computer Fix Your Spelling

Harry Potter, Ron Weasel, and Hormone Granger were in the library trying to figure out who Nicholas Flame was.

"We've looked through nearly all the books in this library!" Ron said. "There must be a better way to do this! How do we know he's even in here, is what I want to know."

"I've told you, Ron," Harry said. "I know I've read the name 'Nicholas Flame' somewhere. Reading implies books. Books imply libraries. There's only one library here at Yogurts school. And that is why we're here."

"But don't you think there could be an easier way?" Hormone asked. "Like, we could ask Professor Dumb-lead-ore! He would know. Hatred practically told us that while we were talking about Fluffy."

"But we don't want to get Hatred into trouble," Harry pointed out. "He's my friend, even if he does keep big three-headed dogs around."

"Well," said Ron, "if we can't ask the headmaster, who can we ask who wouldn't think we were up to something? McDonald?"

"Ron, just because she's the head of Grayfish-door house doesn't mean she wouldn't be suspicious if a couple of her students started asking questions about Nicholas Flame. Besides, she would probably tell Professor Dumb-lead-ore anyway," Hormone pointed out.

Harry said, "What about Snipe? He already thinks we're suspicious."

"Snipe?" Ron asked. "He'd throw us in detention before we finished the question. He's a Slithering, remember? Like Deacon Mallory. You don't go messing around with people from that house."

"Maybe Nicholas Flame is here somewhere, but we're looking in the wrong books," Hormone suggested. "We could ask the librarian for help."

"Madame Prince?" Harry asked. "Come on, Hormone, she'd kick us out for wasting her time on something other than schoolwork. Face it, we're just going to have to find Nicholas Flame by ourselves."

Hope everyone can tell who's who! If you're confused about any of the names, just ask. I really did just pick the first word the spell-check gave me, so blame my computer.