WARNING!

Okay, now I have to apologize beforehand. I'm very sorry. I am about to change Malfoy completely, so if you don't like it, you MUST STOP READING NOW! Okay that said…

To my avid reviewers, thank you and to a few special ones…

HarryPotterknoitall – OH! Squeaks then runs behind large boxes and hides. Peaks around box and finishes review. Nods and comes back out Okay you scared me for a sec there. I thought that maybe one of my fave reviewers was mad at me! Well that's good, because NO THEY DEFINITELY DID NOT MAKE-OUT! Gross! No Malfoy was only Harry and vice-versa for an hour. That would be from when Harry/Malfoy walked into the Common room until the change back. The potion only lasts an hour, Remember? Yea so…. No, it was def. Harry and Mione making-out.

snoop-dogg – Merlin! Now you have to tell me or I'll die of curiosity then I won't be Able to finish the story and you'll never find out what happens when Malfoy finds… Oops said too much. Well you'll just never find out, that's all. So PLEASE! Tell me!

acf8990 – OMG! Cuz! I'm so proud to have converted you! Woo-hoo! I love H/D and J/L! Woot! Now you have to read a Fic called Parseltongue-tied on you'll kill me but it'll be well worth it. Hehe. For me anyway! Oh and I got my new phone. Merlin I love it. Text me if you want. So yea…

Now on with the chappie…

Last Chappie…

Before he could say another word, however, Hermione jumped in. "Can we just get on with the original story please. Harry now that you are really here, I was telling everyone what happened when we… Uh-Oh!" She shot a nervous glance at Malfoy.

"Yes, I have been meaning to ask you about that...

Chapter 13 – Questions, Explanations, and Awkward Situations

"…WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THREE DOING IN MY BEDROOM?"

"Um…" Hermione glanced worriedly at the door. She walked over, opened it, and looked out. She was greeted by a sea of very confused and interested faces. Question poured forth from all corners. She chose one to answer. "Yes, both Malfoy and Harry are in here with me. Now bugger off, you lot." She shouted and retracted her head. Putting a silencing charm on the room, she turned back to the group.

"Hermione, do you know how incredibly wrong and kinky that sounded. It sounded like we were fulfilling Fred's fantasies and having a threesome." Harry looked at her with wide eyes.

"Oh fuck!" She opened the door and stuck her head back out. "I didn't mean it like that. We're just talking. Besides, Professor Lupin, Sirius Black, Fred, George, Ron, and Ginny are all here too. So now you can bugger off." She pulled her head back in and looked around. "I just made it worse, didn't I?" They all nodded. "Oh fuck it!"

"YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY FUCKING QUESTION!" Malfoy bellowed.

"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY WE FUCKING BROKE INTO YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM? WELL, I'LL FUCKING TELL YOU. THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, YOU BASTARD, IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED. WE THOUGHT VOLDEMORT (everyone flinched) HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT, DAMN IT!" Harry shouted right into Malfoy's face, then whirled about (very much like Snape. Hehe) and began to pace.

Malfoy just stood there staring at Harry. "What?" he asked in a small voice.

"YOU HEARD ME, YOU BASTARD. WE THOUGHT THAT VOLDEMORT (everyone flinched again) HAD FUCKING KIDNAPPED YOU OR SOMETHING AND PUT SOMEONE ELSE IN YOUR PLACE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT US BEING IN YOUR ROOM! WE WERE TRYING TO FIND OUT IF THAT WAS TRUE OR NOT." Malfoy just stood with his mouth open, gaping at Harry. "THAT RIGHT, IN SOME INCREDIBLY TWISTED WAY, WE WERE TRYING TO PROTECT YOU, YOU GIT. SO, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT US BEING IN YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM. God, I hate you, sometimes."

As Malfoy just stood there staring dumbly around, Harry seemed to get even more enraged. Nostrils flaring, face deadly white, eye wide with anger, breathing ragged, he was beginning to lose control of his magic once again. Every small object that wasn't tied down was shaking dangerously. Malfoy took a step back, looking terrified. Oh, fuck. Hermione thought frantically. How in the hell are we going to defuse him? Maybe…but we're in a room full of people…oh screw it! She stalked over and stood directly in front of him. "You need to calm down, Harry."

He looked at her. "I don't have to fucking do-" She kissed him hard on the mouth and grabbed, um, him. (Hehe you know what mean. Naughty little Hermione!) He stiffened in shock and she let go and pulled back. Every single person was staring at her, mouths hanging open. "What?" she demanded hotly. "He's calm now, isn't he? No more violently shaking knick-knacks or flickering lights, right? So shut your mouths!"

Now that Harry had calmed down and was no longer giving him his best imitation of the Snape-Death-Glare, Malfoy managed to get himself under control and his jaw snapped shut. "I-uh, why would you do that? You hate me."

Harry smiled wryly. "Only sometimes." He snorted. "No actually I don't hate you. You hate me because I snubbed you in first year, when you insulted my choice of friends."

"I don't hate you or your friends. I don't particularly like Weasley, but I can deal and anyway none of his family could ever tolerate mine. So, um, if we don't hate each other, why do we fight constantly?"

"Truly? I have no idea. Anyway…can we get back to the topic at hand? What we found in your room."

Everyone nodded and settled in to listen to Hermione explain. "Well,"

She said from her perch on Harry's lap. "Harry obviously knew Malfoy's password…Hey, what was it anyway?"

Harry smirked and looked at Malfoy, who sat there shaking his head, eyes wide. Please! He mouthed, Don't. Harry's smirk turn quickly to a wicked grin and Malfoy buried his head in hands. "Malfoy's password is…" He whispered something into Hermione's ear. She giggled madly and glanced at the blonde, smiling. He groaned. Harry eyed him curiously. "You know, even if I told everyone, what would it matter? What does that word mean any way?" It was Hermione's turn to whisper in his ear. His eyes widened and he stared at Malfoy in shock. "Are you…?"

Malfoy nodded glumly. "If you tell any of my housemates, I'll kill you myself."

"Okay, None of us will tell anyone if you let me tell them. I promise. And if any of you make me break a promise, I will be extremely angry." Harry stared around the room. There was a chorus of 'I promise's.

Malfoy sighed, defeated. "Fine. Tell them."

Harry grinned and said, "Ophidiophobia." Remus burst out laughing, as did Sirius. Ron sat looking confused and the twins seemed to be thinking.

"Ophidiophobia…What is that a fear of?" George asked.

"I'm not telling. Ask Remus." Hermione smirked. Eek! Fred thought. They are rubbing off on her!

"Well?" He turned to the werewolf.

"It…means…" Remus choked out in between laughs. "A fear…of…Snakes!" the entire room erupted in gales of laughter.

Malfoy scowled around at them all. "What!" He demanded. "So, I am afraid of snakes, so what?"

"Well…Not only are you in Slytherin, but if you're so afraid of snakes, why did you use the Serpent Charm on me in second year in that joke of a dueling club?"

"Oh, well, um, because Snape told me to."

"Oh and do you do everything dear old grease-ball tells you to?"

"Ronald!" Hermione tried to bat at him, but he was to far away. "It's not right to insult Malfoy like that. That's disgusting!"

"Mione," Harry said, smiling. "Get your mind out of the gutter, sweet. He didn't mean sexually. Did you, Ron?"

"Well…"

"RONALD WEASLEY THAT'S BEYOND GROSS! NEVER, EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN! I DON'T CARE WHO IT'S ABOUT!"

"Yee-gad, alright. I get it."

"Apologize to Malfoy." Harry nodded at this command from Hermione.

"What?"

"She told you to apologize for your sick comment!" Harry hissed, eyes flashing dangerously.

Ron stared at him for a moment, shocked. "Merlin, make up your frigging mind who you're mad at already! Fine. Malfoy, I'm sorry, but you're still an insufferable git!"

"Well, that a little better anyway. Please continue, Mione."

"Well…As soon as we walked in the door, I could feel the change Harry had been talking about…Wait, a second. Harry did you tell them?" he nodded and she continued. "Something in the room was, oh I don't know, off. It did feel like it could be Malfoy's bedroom. There wasn't enough of his magical residue (yes I know that sound kinda raunchy, so shut up! Just joking, hehe). We began a quick search of the room. We didn't find anything out of place until Ron got the idea to look under the rug for a trapdoor or something like that. We found a small compartment in the floor. Upon opening it, we discovered several bottle's of Polyjuice potion, a vial full of Draco's hair, and quite a few other interesting things." Hermione told the group. At this point, she stood and got her school bag. Opening it, she pulled out a vial with several raven-colored hairs, a small black notebook, and a bottle filled with liquid.

"What is all that?" Sirius asked, eying the pile.

"That, my dear Padfoot, is the key to this whole thing!" Hermione announced, proudly.

I apologize for not using the last of the snippets. It will be in the next chapter. So, Please Review….