Ok I have good news and bad news. The good news is that here's a new chap up forstory! And there's COMEDY!(w00t!). The bad news is that I have to start my stupid summer reading for school (SUMMER READING CAN GO BURN IN THE FIRES OF HADES!) so updates won't be frequent but scattered. Please be patient with me people. I'll update as soon and when I can. (STUPID BOOKS……….GO BURN!)

The Truth And Some Retarded Questions

I walked into the Third District and made my way up to the house. I needed to tell them the truth. To tell them how I know them and why I can do so many things. I neared the door to turn the knob. Before I did I made a mental note about my new friend I met earlier.

(Note to self, when I get back and restore my world, find out where she lives and thank her personally)

I opened the door to find everyone else still where they were when I left them. Once they heard the door they all turned to see me. Awkward silence and stares followed. Really awkward……

"So, um……"

(Damn, I'm really bad at this…someone help me!)

Suddenly there was a loud crash outside. Everyone's attention went to the sound and then back to me. I looked at everyone and the message was clear. Fight now, talk later. I ran out the door, keyblade in hand. Sora, Cloud, Leon, Daya, Donald and Goofy followed. I jumped down from the ledge to see what came. I giant purple sphere dropped down in the middle of the courtyard. I turned my head to see everyone else, weapons at the ready, stop right by me. We waited to something to happen. But nothing did, the sphere just sat there in its own little crater it made. But I didn't put down my guard. Something was strange about this thing. Something looked like it was struggling to get out.

(Things just get weirder and weirder don't they?)

The silence was broken as the sphere burst open. Crowds of Invisible Heartless and Darkballs shot out by the dozens. They started to fill the courtyard until it was full of black and purple. They had us backed into a wall. Surrounding us as they moved in closer.

"So, what's the battle plan?"

Leon was the one to answer me.

"We fight"

With that we all dashed out and started to hack and blast away. I needed to get the odds in our favor quick. It was time for some big spells.

"PhaVakRom! Thudaga! PhaGanDon!"

The spells worked. They started to send Heartless flying. We were doing great for a while but it looked like we all were starting to struggle. Some Heartless got in some lucky slashes and bumps on me but I could live. But they just wouldn't stop!

(Time to call for some help…but I need them out of the way!)

"Everyone, don't ask why but just jump back onto the ledge on the count of three!"

Questioning yells followed…

"What are you talking about?"

"1!"

"What's going on?"

"Jump on the ledge? I can't jump that high!"

"2!"

"You've got to be kidding me!"

"You're not serious are you?"

"Adept what are you up to!"

"3! NOW!"

They all jumped onto the ledge. Donald forgot about his high jump so Leon had to carry him. Now was the time.

(Ok, all those times playing FF-X had better work…)

I closed my eyes andstarted to swing around my keyblade in some dance. I did the best I could to copy the summoning but I needed this to turn the tide. After I finished a keyhole appeared in front of me. There was fire, smoke and ash spewing out of it.

(Ok, that wasn't supposed to happen…well I was going for Bahamut, but this could work too)

I shot my keyblade at the keyhole. There was the sound of something unlocking before the keyhole disappeared and another thing took its place. There seemed to be a crack in the middle of the air. Brown clawed hands from inside the crack started to pull it open. Smoke and ash started to leak out of it as the crack opened until it was big enough and the Aeon emerged from the opening.

(Not exactly FF-X style, but who cares! I did a summoning spell! Wohoo!)

It emerged and the Aeon slowly hovered by my side. I had the power of hellfire on my side. I had the power of Ifrit. The Heartless seemed to not care as a Darkball attempted to ram Ifrit. Seeing it with the corner of his eye, Ifrit grabbed at as it charged at him. The Aeon then squeezed the life out of the Darkball like a toy, until it was just a purple wisp. The rest of the Heartless saw what had happened but still attacked. Ifrit got down on all fours and started to swipe away all the Heartless. I took this chance to jump on his shoulder to avoid his next attack.

"Ifrit, Hellfire, go!"

The Aeon growled in agreement and gave a loud roar before shooting up into the air. I was still on his shoulder as we shot up.

"Guys! Take cover! This is gonna be big!"

They seemed to get my message and ran for cover, except for Sora, Leon, Cloud and Daya. They wanted to see this. Ifrit then started to form fireballs in both of his hands. Then he continued by throwing more and more fireballs down and the courtyard in a volley. Heartless ran but they were either A. Hit Directly, B. Blown Away by The Blast Radius, or C. Just Ran Awayand Hopped to the Shadows.

"Yeah! This is more like it! Now, go for the purple orb!"

Ifrit then launched his final attack. Over his head he formed one final giant fireball and with a roar, threw it towards the orb. The attack hit, and the orb blew up and the courtyard was shook with a mighty quake. Ifrit then took me back to solid ground, let me off, and then returned from where he came. I felt glad, but I felt my strength leave me…again! I fell but used my keyblade for support as everyone came rushing down to my aid.

(Wow….they're all fine…..guess they didn't get fried…)

They all asked if I was okay. I was fine, but I just needed some rest. We all went back where they sat me down and gave me a glass of water and ether. They all complimented me on my performance.

"Wow that was amazing!"

"Pretty good, for a kid"

"So you can summon guardians too?"

"Man, that was amazing!"

"Impressive Adept"

"Thanks guys…"

I downed the water and the ether and soon I was back to my old self. Then I remembered. I still needed to tell them my real story.

"Hey guy's I need to tell you-"

"Hey, we all agreed on it already"

I turned to Sora with a questioning look.

"What do you mean 'agreed on it already'?"

"I mean, we all agreed on what to do after you told us your visions"

"And?"

Sora looked around to see everyone nod before he continued.

"We all agreed that we're gonna help you beat Sephiroth. We're not gonna let him get to you"

I looked at everyone and they gave me a smile. Maggie was right. They really are my friends.

"Thanks guys, this really means a lot"

"Don't mention it. So what were you saying earlier before the crash?"

Great. Now he asks. Might as well tell them now…

"Yeah, I need to confess something to you guys"

"Sure, we're all listening"

"Well, I'm not really who you think I am"

Everyone looked at me with strange looks but Daya gave a small laugh and smiled.

"What do you mean? We all know who you are. You're Francis, the Legendary Adept"

"Yeah, yeah I know that but what I mean is that I haven't been truthful to you guys"

Again, everyone gave me that look that means 'What the hell are you talking about?' but I still went on.

"What I'm saying is, I basically knew all of you before I even came into this whole mess"

They gave me the look again before Leon shot a finger at me.

"I knew it! You were with Sephiroth before this whole thing started weren't you!"

"WHAT? No, no I knew him too but not that way!"

Leon drew his gunblade and pointed it at me.

"Well you had better start explaining, before we help you…"

(Oh crap….)

" sigh Ok, I will, but be prepared because this is a long one…"

So I told them the truth about where I'm from, what's Earth like and how I knew all of them. I had to answer so many stupid questions and hear so many retarded reactions! On Earth if you said these things you would be clinically insane! Stuff like this!

"What's a video game?"

"Is a ps2 some kind of sandwich?"

"Does a gamecube play games?"

"Is a xbox some kind of fancy suitcase?"

"How could you control me in a game unless…..YOU'RE AN ALIEN WITH A MIND PROBE! AHHH!"

"Phone numbers? Never heard of them"

"Aren't clouds made of cotton candy?"

"What's a retard?"

"What does it mean to be 'clinically insane'?"

"No gummi blocks? Then what do you travel in?"

"Why would you need a big screen? Why not a small screen or a medium screen?"

I was literally feeling like I was in a modernized stone age. So the conversation dragged on for what seems like forever and I ended up answering some weird stuff I didn't want to answer. Then it ended…FINALLY!

"So that's all. Any questions?"

I saw Sora raise his hand.

"Yes Sora?"

"So if a boy likes a girl-"

Everyone, including me turned to Sora.

"IT WAS EXPLAINED TO YOU 50 TIMES! STOP ASKING!"

"But I didn't get the part about the sticking the-"

"NO MORE, SHUT UP!"

"Ok, ok fine but I'm still wondering why do girls-"

"JUST SHUT UP!"

"But-"

That's when Daya knocked Sora in the head. She was just as angry as all of us.

"I don't want to hear what you have to do to get a child again….."

We all nodded in agreement.

"Anyway, that's my story. So, whaddya think?"

Yuffie got up and started to stretch for some reason.

"Not a surprise to me, you looked strange from the first time I saw you"

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOESED TO MEAN!"

"Oh nothing, nothing…"

She gave me a smile and sat back down.

"Ok any other reactions?"

Leon gave a sigh and withdrew his gunblade.

"Pretty long explanation, but I think we got the message"

"And that message is?"

"So what if you knew us by some crazy gizmo. We're still gonna help you no matter what"

"Wow, thanks Leon"

"Aw, Squally that's so unlike you!"

Yuffie got up and started to rub it in his face. It annoyed him of course but I could see that he was trying with all his strength not to smack Yuffie 50 feet out the door.

"So you all really think all that?"

Sora finally regained consciousness to say something.

"Of course we do, by the way, what was that thing with the girl having-"

"SHUT UP!"

Daya again knocked Sora in the head.

"Why won't he shut up…..Sora no baka……"

"Hey, I thought I was the only one who said that!"

"You're not the only one Adept"

"So what do we do now? We got everything sorted out so what now?"

Sora again got up, with 2 bruises forming on his head.

"I say, whe twain, so whe can ket shrong!"

"What did he say?"

"I'm afraid I hit him a bit too hard…"

"Whets twain!"

"Uh, I'm kinda with Sora. Who's up for the Coluseum?"

They all gave me 'Yeah's' and 'Ok's'.

"So, let's go!"

We all started to leave but Leon was staying put.

"Hey Leon, why aren't you coming?"

"Uh, who's gonna carry this guy?"

He was pointing at the unconscious Sora.

"Well…..I get the legs, you get the head?"

"Sounds good"

"Where do we put him?"

"I'm sure he won't mind the gummi ship storage"

"Yeah, he won't be up for a while"

And we all made our way to the Cid's Gummi Ship. Before we left, I outfitted his ship with some, new merchendise. Achoo Replaced engines with 2a Holy-G engines Achoo

End Chapter

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