OK, a fair warning people, both chapters so far (this included) have been written beforehand, so most of this is processed words, K?
Now for my 2 reviewers so far (plenty more than I expected, I´ll confesss)
Max Knight: Yo dude, thanks for the help on the gender thingy. Also, remember Naruto had the benefit of having his parents for 5 years, and they did their best to prepare him for the future, so they taught him stuff he wouldn´t learn in the academy. And... well, I put this fic on the same day he would´ve normally gotten the mission on the water country... so he´s a genin so far.
Jingi: Hmmm.... Oh well, at least I got an A... even if content wasn´t taken into account, thx for the review! On a double sidenote, not yaoi/yuri and, yes I am a guy. Questions answered!
Ok, on with this story... just one last piece of advise people, if you are not used to writing from right to left, don´t write a fic in it, it can be quite disconcerting when typing it up, trust me! I do not own Naruto!
Ahhh, sunny, beautiful morning in Konohaguero. Birds chirping ((with every other oddball taking wing for no appearant reason), cloudless day, and warm enough to feel really comfortable waering t-shirts (Lame author description, eh?). As we take a closer look to the forest area (Big green expanse of foilage with the ocassional hole in the trees or round clearing in it, training grounds for the leaf nins appearantly). We notice smoke rising out of one of those aforementioned clearings and shouting coming out of it, so much for enjoying a quiet, peaceful morning.
"Ah!!! Put it out! Put it out!!"
"Suiton..."
"Hold still, and it might be easier, bro"
"Yeah, you´re just running around like a headless-smoking chicken!"
And so on.
Pretty soon we see three bundles of smoke and soot moving away from the clearing in the woods and towards the village.... All of them seem to be sporting grins or foxlike smiles.
"OK you two, now you see why I gave you the speech before we started training in this"
"Yeah... well, it would´ve been a little more helpful if you had been a little bit more specific about it!"
"More specific? How so?"
"Well... oh, I don´t know... how about you try "watch where you throw fireballs at" or "when making a wall of fire, look to see that there are no others around that you might care of if they get burned!" "
Quick question, anyone else feels like this might be a good place to put a sweatdrop scene? If so, too bad... I do enough cliche´s as is! And we break this break back to the story!
"Hehe... well I thought that was a bit obvious for me to state it, so I did my brotherly duty, and warned you to be careful with fire in general, more so while learning a fire based technique! That includes wathing out for what you might do with it while practicing or learning it!"
"Yeah, yeah.... So bro, how´d we do?"
"Yeah Niisan, please tell us!" And lo and behold, the smaller one of the three still smoking kids can talk. (Hey... is that a falme still on the bigger one´s back?) Oh well, things are probably a little confusing right now... soooo Introductions! The bigger one of the three, Uzumaki Naruto, number one loudest ninja of Konohaguero and carrier of the Kyuubi. Second in size, Uzumaki Hayato, second loudest ninja of Konohaguero, but number one ninja of his age group! Last in size (and kinda quiet so far... sheesh), Uzumaki Myouga, third loudest ninja of Konohaguero (when not around his brothers, that is) and number one genius of his age group (Hey! There´s like five of em, that was a tough year for us regular kids). Ok, introductions done, back to the lame story... uhm, riiight, worse critic and all.
-Hmm... that´s a good question- Naruto said surprisingly quiet inside his head- I knew that both had MUCH better chakra control than I do... but frankly I was surprised by their progress! Normally it would take some... a couple of days to learn both techniques and they learned it in a couple of hours! Well, Hayato seems to have adapted inmensly well to the fireball... and just a very limited success on the firewall, while Myouga... well Myouga surprised me, since he does excedingly well with both of them. Soo... speaking frankly... either they have much better chakra reserves than I thought... or... I hate to say it, but I´m gonna have to change my training to focus on chakra control... again!-
Instead of answering with such a big, unrealistic speach, he decides to smile and say:
"Well, how well do you think you guys did? Learning the techniques you da--- uhm, nearly... yeah, nearly set the entire forest a fire! I´m proud of you two!" Athis both younger brothers beam with joy. "But, you two have to learn to practice better control over your actions! Oh well, at least now-"
"Uhm... niisan... isn´t it time you went over to the bridge to meet your team? It is almost 10:30."
"10:30? I´m gonna be late! But... don´t you guys have to go to the academy today?"
Two giant sweatdrops form at this, and nervous smiles to acompany them.
".... Oh well... one hour late... we´re gonna have to run for it, and I will have to explain to Iruka sensei... c´mon kits, let´s go!" With a shout all three start running towards Konohaguero.
10:45 AM at the academy, right outside Iruka-sensei´s classroom.
"... and as I was saying Iruka-sensei, I am sorry they are late, it was my fault, I was training with them a bit, and, well time just seemed to slip by real quick."
"...Ano... Naruto... why are you on fire?"
"WHAT?!? I´M STILL ON FIRE?!?"
Just then, a kind looking old lady with a laddle full of water and some really thick glasses, walks by dousing the walkway with water, coincidentially drenching Naruto and extinguishing the fire... you know something? This is the first time I tthink I've seen this lady throw water on someone and that someone not transform into something else... strange.... Enough, mid-story author rant, back to the story.
"hmm.... Ok Naruto, I beleive you, just try to make it happen less frequently from now on, OK? Now hurry up and take Myouga to his class, you know Tousa-san is less forgiving than I am"
"Hai! Thanks Iruka-sensei... hey, what say later we get all four of us together to eat some Ramen at Ichikarus?"
"Sounds good to me as long as everyone pays what they eat and you three donñt leave me with the check," sweatdrop, "like you have done the last thirteen times!" even bigger sweatdrop (as in a sweatdrop that just might be defying the laws of physics by existing!)
"uhm... yeah.. well, you know... gotta go Iruka-sensei, don´t want Myouga to be late and all... I´ll make it up to you someday! Bye!"
And so, (a late) Naruto, after being severely scolded by an infamous Tousa-sensei, made his way to the bridge... when he met a former student of his father.
"Kakashi-san! How have you been?"
Distractedly. "Hmmm.... Oh, hi Naruto!" He quickly puts away a very familiar book, "I´m on my way to get a mission from the Hokage... but, I´m still early, what are you doing?"
"Oh, I´m just going to meet my team! Although I am kind of late..."
"Heh, yeah, it happens... the meeting place is still at the bridge, right? I know a shortcut, want me to go with you and show it to you?"
"Hmmm.... Shortcut...." At this, Naruto thinks it over, reminding himself of Kakashi´s reputation... but he IS desperate and very late... "... sure... why not, c´mon Kakashi, let´s go!"
Two and a half hours later (as if anyone had a doubt of how that would turn out), at the bridge, a lone figure stands wait near the shadows.
I have like another half a page still waiting to write... but I´m not sure if it is that good... heh, oh well, I´ll take my chances and see how it turns out!
"Naruto! You´re late! I let the others go ten minutes ago!What happened?"
"Itachi-semsei! I´m sorry I´m late... but I met Kakashi-san on the way over..." a groan escapes from the figure in the shadows "and well... there was this old lady and-""spare me the fake excuses, I´ve heard them all from Kakashi... well, now as punishment... heh, you´ll do extra trainin for being late!" A shout of joy is heard. "and I mean training that even you will not enjoy... in fact, I think not even your pal Rock Lee would enjoy this. Afterwards (and I mean after I consider you have suffered enough), I´ll let you go pack, the Hokage has decided (after the rather lengthy discussion you both had) that it is time you had a C-ranked mission... so get to it quickly, we have to in his office at five... that leaves me roughly three hours in which to torture... er... train you... and a little under an hour to pack... now get to it, we´ll start with a quick warm up..." a dangerous looking smile forms at this "25 laps around Konoha! Hurry up Naruto, we only have three hours in which to do the... training..."
And so, we leave Naruto at the hands of his torturer... err... sensei, comforted in the knowledge that the saying "better him than me" still holds true, even in a fic as crazy as this one.
Next: The Mission
Hehe, I liked this quote, so it goes on for no other appearant reason.
"Oh well, we all go crazy sooner or later..." – sasukeMOS
Later guys!
