For the note in this chapter, Draco is in italics and Harry is in bold. Ron is in both. Hermione is in both.
Last Chapter…
"I hope you realize, Potter, that the most popular four students in the entire 1000 students in attendance are Mr. Weasley, Ms. Granger, Mr. Malfoy, and yourself?"
"Yes, I realize that, Professor."
"Good."
By this time, they had reached Dumbledore's office. She gave the password and led them up the stairs. The headmaster greeted them warmly and listened to McGonagall's story. He then turned to Harry and said firmly and quietly, "Harry, did you and your three friends have anything to do with this?"
Harry used the ever-helpful Occlumency, and blanked his mind. "No, sir, we had nothing to do with it."
Dumbledore stared at him for a second, the blinked, and nodded. "You four may go…" They got up to leave and, just as they walked down the stairs, they heard the headmaster say, "Minerva, I believe they are even more talented then their predecessors."
They smirked. Coast is Still Clear!
Chapter 19 – Classes, Detention, and Summer
Later that night found the S-G Marauders laughing and congratulating each other on their on escaping punishment. After about ten minutes of this, Draco looked slyly at Harry. "Soooo, Potter. What about your summer then?"
Harry looked up and raised an eyebrow at the seemingly random question. "What about it?"
"You said you aren't a virgin anymore. I know you were last year, so when did this come about? Who was it? And how was it?"
Harry smirked. Ron looked shocked. "You never told me. Why did you tell him?"
"Kinda had too. I only told him today." Harry grinned apologetically, then smirked again. "Well, I would say the last day of the first week back at Private Drive is when. Jane Elizabeth Morrow is who. To answer how was it, it was interesting. She was a complete sex fiend. When she found out I was still a virgin at 15, she immediately set about rectifying it. She taught me everything she knew."
"Oh? And how much would that be?"
Harry grinned widely and said, "Quite a bit, my dear Malfoy, quite a bit. She was as much of a slut as Pansy…Maybe more. Of Course, when I dumped her a couple of days later, she accused me of being a whore. It was very funny really, because she was my first and she knew it. Oh well."
"You are a man-whore, if what you told us earlier was true."
"Oh it is. After Jane Elizabeth was Kathy, Mary-Sue, Lizzy, Emily, Loize, Laura, Jane Abigail, Ann… Carrie, Bess, Dolly, Helen, Frances, Gilly, Isabel, and Jessica. I don't remember any others, but there were at least four others."
"Fuck…" Ron breathed.
"Damn, you are a man-whore!" Draco laughed.
"You better know some shit after dating all seventeen of those girls you just named." Hermione smiled.
"Oh, I'd say that I know some shit and, yes, Draco, I am a bit of a man-whore now." He chuckled. "Hermione should like that, though."
Hermione laughed. Draco smirked. "What exactly did she teach you? Hmm?"
"Oh…uh…well," Harry made a few very obscene hand gestures. Draco began to laugh hysterically and Hermione and Ron flushed bright red. Harry laughed as well.
Hermione sat for a second in thought and then smirked. "Mmm, How about you show me some of what she taught you, Harry? I'm sure it would be a very interesting lesson!" She murmured in a sultry voice, licking her upper lip slowly. Ron looked shocked and Draco snickered.
The corner of Harry's mouth turned up and stood. He took Hermione's hand and led her out of the room.
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Draco and Ron sat and talked for a while. Draco burst out laughing when a scream came from one of the rooms up the stairs. It sounded remarkably like "Harry!"
"Well, if Hermione was a virgin before, she isn't anymore." Draco managed to gasp between bouts of laughter. Ron grimaced.
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The next morning found the four eating breakfast at the Gryffindor Table, talking and laughing loudly. Draco had made Harry explain exactly what the scream was, much to Hermione's embarrassment.
All four had the same classes that day, with History of Magic first. As they made their way to the classroom, they discussed their next prank.
The class was as boring as ever. After about ten minutes, Hermione was the only one taking notes; not that Harry or Draco had ever taken notes, but that is beside the point. Taking out a quill and a long piece of parchment, Draco scrawled a note and chucked it at Harry, who read it and chucked it back.
So how was it?
How was what?
Last night?
Oh. Great.
This class is making me crazy.
You were crazy to begin with.
Haha.
What are you two on about? What about last night?
Potter fucking Hermione. Didn't you hear the scream? You really are dense!
You are a sick bastard, you know that?
What shall we do to relieve the monotony?
I think…hang on…what do you think of re-writing the notes on the board?
Hmmm. Good Idea! Let me do it, I have pranked in ages!
Harry smiled, gleefully and took his wand out of his bag. He flicked it at the board and all the notes vanished. The chalk floated up and began to write silently on the board. This caught all the students' attention. The class, except Hermione, was staring at the board as words flowed out from under the piece of chalk.
"Hope you are all having fun in the worst class in the world. How could we make this fun? I think if Binns were alive, he would kill himself from the monotonous and boring sound of his own voice. Blah-Blah-Blah!"
Chuckles spread through the room. Hermione looked up from her notes and bit her lips as she caught sight of board. She looked like she was having trouble suppressing her laughter.
"Messrs. Claws, Patches, Windy, and …"
In another hand, Draco wrote, "Blackfoot"
"would like to compliment the class on it excellent sense of humor."
"Mr. Claws thinks that even COMC is more exciting then this."
"Mr. Patches agrees with Mr. Claws and adds that anything is more exciting then this."
"Miss Windy think that both Mr. Claws and Mr. Patches are being childish, but agrees all the same.
"Mr. Blackfoot would request that Miss Windy stop being so uptight, have some fun, and stop acting like McGonagall, but he knows that if he did Miss Windy would surely jinx him into next week, so he will refrain."
This little exchange scrawled across the board. Hermione kicked Draco in the shins and he hissed quietly. Professor Binns took no notice and just droned on. At this point, a note hit Draco in the back of the head.
Dray, let's cause some real mayhem!
Good Idea. What do you have in mind?
Hmmm. How 'bout pixies?
What do you mean pixies?
Here. I'll show you. :-D
Harry muttered something under his breath and flicked his wand. Six pixies appeared on Harry and Draco's desks. Draco grinned and poked the small fairy like creatures. All six suddenly twitched and flew into the air. Some of the students, noticing the pixies, screamed. Clearly, they remembered the pixy incident in Lockhart's class in second year. Binns finally noticed something was amiss. He dismissed the class and they hurried out of the room. The S-G Marauders walked slowly, laughing about getting out of class. They all had potions next. Muttly was almost as hateful as Snape had been. He too hated the Gryffindors and favored the Slytherins.
"5 points from Gryffindor for being late, Potter!"
"But I'm not-"
"And 5 more for being pert!"
Harry sat next to Draco and fumed. Behind him, Hermione and Ron smiled at each other and caught Draco's eye. Whenever Harry fumed, revenge was in the works. Hermione scribbled something on a scrap of parchment and slipped it to Draco.
Last time Harry was really angry, he inflated his aunt and she nearly floated away. LOL. When Harry fumes, you know revenge is in the works!
Excellent! I wonder what he has in mind…
"Oy, Claws!" Draco whispered. "Watcha planning?"
"Hmmm…Revenge!" Harry muttered and pulled his wand out of his bag. Under the table he aimed and whispered, "Rictasempra!"
"The ingredients are…hehe hehe…on the…Ha-Ha…board…HAHAHAHA! POTTER! Hehehe…take this jinx off…hehe hehe…NOW!" Professor Muttly yelled between fits of giggles.
"Why, sir, I have no idea what you are talking about!" Harry said in his most innocent voice.
Draco sniggered and said, also in an innocent voice, "Professor Muttly, sir, May I ask what is so funny?"
"Detention! Both of you! HAHAHAHA! Class dismissed!"
