Recap:
Hao: No wait. Let's EXPLORE!
Horo & Yoh: YEA!
Parts:
Horo: Pig- Food-Pig no. 1
Yoh: Pig- Oranges-Pig no. 2
Hao: Pig- Fire-Pig no. 3
Me: Narrator/director
Ren: Shaman trader
Chocolove: Wolf
(Ok Guys! This is not the author but it is her cousin and she's on holiday right now! When she comes back I want to surprise her with a chapter that she didn't do and LOTS and I mean LOTS of reviews! She... dosen't really get that many T.T, Also she may delete this chapter since she didn't write it and if you don't see a note about me writing it then it's her with the chapter!
Luv Hope Usui)
Me: The first little pig (a.k.a Horo) hadn't gone far before he met a shaman carrying a bundle of food. WHAT! -mutters- Damn that Horo... Changing the script...
Horo: Oh my GOD! You have so much food -froths at the mouth- Please dude, give me that food to eat?
Me: Excuse me!
Horo: Umm... Please dude, give me that food to build a house!
Me: The shaman was very good-natured so he gave him the bundle of food and the little pig bu-
Horo: Gimme it Shark-Boy! Where's your Lava Girl now?
Ren: NEVER! Bwahahahahaha! I will eat it for myself! Bwahahahaha!
Me: I said very good-natured!
Horo: But it is Ren we're talking about.
Me: -whispers something in Ren's ear- Now he will... Anyway. The shaman gave him the bundle of food
Ren: Here you go foofpoof -turns red and steam comes out of ears, kinda like when your constapated... except he was angry-
Horo: Thankyou Mr Ren person!
Me: And the little pig built a pretty, fragrenced, colourful house out with it
Horo: One day, I, Willy Wonka, will build a chocolate factory!
Me: Sure you will... -pats him on the head- Anyway. No sooner was it finished, and the little pig thinking of... eating, then a wolf knocked on the door.
Chocolove: Little pig, little pig, let me come in!
Horo: What if I don't?
Chocolove: Then I will- HEY! It says "I will tell you one of my jokes" isn't that a good thing?
Me: Just DO IT!
Chocolove: Or I will tell you one off my jokes!
Horo: No, not by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin!
Chocolove: You have a chinny-chin-chin?
Horo: I don't know...
Chocolove: Anyway. Fine. I have a joke! Well these2 monkeys went into a bar... Or was it 3 monkeys? Well they went into a bar and the barman said-
Horo: NO! I'm not listening! Lalalalala! I can't hear you!
Chocolove: Actually he said-
Me: Guys! Stick to the damn script!
Chocolove: I will make you let me in; I will huff and puff, and blow- eat your house in!
Horo: Not... the house! -comes out of the door and gives Chocolove a flicky finger thing that hurts and makes a loud noise-
Chocolove: Owowowowowowowow! That hurt you know!
Me: So he huffed and puffed and ate the house in! Because you see, there were not many fruit and thats unhealthy, even for houses.
Ren: -from far away- Not my fault!
Horo: How dare you! I was dressing! -hits Chocolove with handbag and runs off-
I'll do it bit by bit so there are more chapies.
