This is going to be a long chapter for me… I am kind of sick of the three part chapters so I'll put what probably be a two or three parter all together.
I don't own pennywise or It, but there are references to it in this chapter because I saw It for the first time today. LOL
Tinkerbellstar – LOL. Thanks for the idea I used your suggestion here. I agree we do need more pranks. And so we shall have them soon, very soon, but not just yet. Thanks.
oh man harry is a HOTTIE - Okay, okay…Calm down. LOL there will be a threesome soon. Promise. First, I gotta find out how to write one. That should be interesting.
RPG King – Thank you, I am now no longer confussled. Lol. Thanks for the suggestion, but I don't really write Femslash…if that's what you meant. Or maybe my mind is just in the gutter…but what else is new? Right? Lol. BTW, Thanks.
funky seaweed – I didn't change it to H/D slash. Promise.It's just Hermione and her little fetish, ya know? It'll be back to H/Hr sometime in the near future. Kk?
SlytherinBeauty – OMG, I think I'll take that as a compliment? Maybe? You're welcome to your bf, btw. And I think he's mean to say it's gay and poofy! Well…it was kinda Poofy, but hey. I couldn't help it! LOL Thanks and keep reviewing!
VeryFirstMarauderGirl – this chapter has more Remi in it, promise! Yes, they are bi now. Lol Oh and Ron will not become and Auror (well maybe he will) because he just annoys the hell out of me. So yea! Frankie P.S. I am slightly obsessed with Remus as well, just read my other long Fic (From an Independent School to Hogwarts) as u will see. LOL
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Last Chapter…
"Poof!"
"Well, if I am, then you're like a million times worse, At least I have a girlfriend!" Harry grinned.
"Oh, stuff it!" Draco snarled and kissed Harry again, causing everyone in the room to stare in fascination, except Ron, who was still unconscious. They broke apart and looked again at the group standing in the doorway.
"That has to be the hottest fucking thing I have ever seen!" Ginny said grinning.
Remus looked taken-aback. "Language, Ginny!"
"Screw that!" She replied.
Fred and George seem to be having an inspirational brainwave. "We have an idea!" they said in unison a moment later. "Come here…"
Chapter 28 – PDAs, Moneymakers, and Experiments
"Well, guys. That would surely be interesting." Harry said thoughtfully, after listening to the twin's idea. "It really is scary though, how you guys come up with the same idea at the same time. It's like you can do telepathy or something."
Fred and George looked at one another and shrugged. "Well, you gonna?"
Sirius gave his trademark 'I'm-so-incredibly-sexy-you-just-have-to-agree-with-me' grin. "I think that would put Hogwarts on its ear for a month."
Remus looked at him strangely. "On it's ear? Siri, how old are you, exactly? Like ninety?"
"Hey, I resent that. I'm thirty-five and so are you Remus, so don't give me that!" Sirius replied, a measure of indigence evident in his voice.
"Sirius, mate, I was being sarcastic. You do know what that means, don't you?" Remus smirked.
"As much as I hate to interrupt this lovely little argument, we have a stunt to plan." Harry grin around.
Ginny squealed and jumped up and down. Fred and George both grinned happily. Hermione looked euphoric. Draco smirked the Malfoy Smirk. Remus and Sirius smiled, in a way that was eerily similar. And Ron, well, Ron was still unconscious.
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The next morning dawned bright and early. Remus and Sirius walked into breakfast and, while it appeared they were deep in conversation, they scooped out the room. Seeing that it was almost full, Remus glanced back and waved at Fred and George, who had just walked in. They, in turn, looked back and winked at Ginny, who was standing in the doorway with Ron. She nodded and they walked in as well, closing the big doors behind them. Once they were all seated and the talking was loud, the Quill appeared over the great doors. The room went suddenly silent.
If you surprised before,
Prepare to be shocked now.
Three of the four have an interesting secret to share,
So, watch very carefully, you don't want to miss a moment of this!
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Fighters for the Light
Everyone in the room, from the Gryffindors to the Slytherins to the teachers, watched the door in excited apprehension, for what was to come.
Finally, the doors swung open and Harry, Hermione, and Draco walked in. Harry was to the left with his arm around Hermione, who was in the middle. Draco was on the right with his arm, also, around Hermione. Being the tall, sexy devils they are, Harry and Draco towered over Hermione, enough so that they could talk over her head without having to stretch their necks. After a few seconds the three stopped and Hermione looked up. They two boys leaned over her head and their lips brushed softly. There was a sharp in take of breath from everyone in the room. Draco snaked his tongue out and slowly ran it over the other's lower lip, requesting entrance. Harry complied and felt a velvety softness enter his mouth. They fought for dominance for a few minutes, before Hermione cleared her throat. They broke apart and grinned down at her. Harry leaned down and kissed her deeply. When they broke apart, Draco did the same. The room broke into frantic whispers and conversations.
Finally, the three sat down next to Fred and George and across from Ginny and Ron, Hermione on Harry's lap. "So, Fred" Harry said with a grin. "Did that fulfill your fantasies? It was very threesome-ish."
Fred winced. "Touché!"
Draco grinned evilly and glance at Hermione. She paled considerably. Harry noticed and smirked the Malfoy smirk. Draco caught this and copied.
Remus and Sirius, who had previously been sitting up at the staff table, sat down next to Ginny. "Uh-Oh." Sirius said looking, uneasy. "That smirk on both of their faces never bodes well. Who is it you're going to humiliate this time, Claws?"
"Why, Padfoot, I am offended! I would never humiliate someone on purpose!" Harry said, with mock hurt.
"But I would!" Draco sniggered, watching Hermione turn slowly redder. "Speaking of threesomes, as we were a few moments ago, guess who else has a threesome fetish?"
"Oh, now, Draco, I wouldn't call it a fetish…just an obsession!" Harry chided, mockingly. Remus choked in the middle of drinking his coffee. He stared at Harry.
Draco's smirk broadened. "Oh, Potter, you're right. Hermione is only obsessed with having sex with both of us at the same time. It's not a fetish!"
Everyone turned to stare at Hermione, who was beet red by this point. She straightened, and turning to Draco, said with all the venom she could, "I'm not the only one with an inappropriate fixation."
Draco's eye widened. He shook his head violently, while Harry chuckled. "Why does everyone's weird fetishes seem to involve me?"
This comment caused everyone to look at Draco, who also turned bright red. Hermione laughed evilly. "Draco, darling, shall I tell them about you strange fixation?" He shook his head again. "Oh, but it would be so much fun! I think, I will anyway." She turned and addressed the others. "Have any of you ever heard Draco call Harry by his first name?"
"No" Everyone said at the same time.
"Well, that's because-" She suddenly wasn't making any noise.
"Draco! Take off the Silencing Charm right now! Turnabouts, fair play!" Harry scolded.
"Fine" The blonde muttered and removed the spell.
"Thank you, Harry.' Hermione said, using a breathy emphasis on his name. Harry burst out laughing and Draco flushed scarlet! "Draco seems to have an aversion to saying Harry's first name because he thinks it sounds sexual."
Everyone gaped at Draco, who was so red in the face his scalp through his hair was red. "Awwww." Harry crooned in a singsong voice. "Widdle Dwacy's all wed in da face! How Cute!"
Draco's sneer was somewhat ruined by the bright red color of his skin. His neck was even slightly pink. Harry grinned and leaned over. In Draco's ear, he whispered, "I'm serious. It's cute." And he started nipping and licking Draco's neck. Hermione, on Harry's lap, also leaned over, but she kissed Draco on the mouth. The Hall had gone quiet again as everyone turned to watch. Harry and Hermione switched, with Harry kissing and Hermione nipping. They pulled back and there was a loud disappointed sigh from almost everyone in the room. (lol)
"Right. We have class, but we all meet tomorrow after classes to talk, just in case I don't see one of you until then. Bye." Harry said and Picked Hermione up, while standing up himself. He put her down and He, Hermione, and Draco walked out the same way they came in. the room watched them go.
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By Lunch, everyone who hadn't been at Breakfast heard about what happened. As the quartet sat down to eat, having been the last to arrive, a small first year came up to them.
"E-Excuse m-me…Mr. Potter, sir. C-Can I A-ask y-you a qu-question?"
Harry chuckled softly and smiled. " I believe you just did, but I'm open for another. My name is Harry, by the way."
"H-Hi. I-I'm Darel! Um…I-It's just th-that I-I h-heard that you and h-him were charging m-money for l-letting p-people watch y-you kiss." He took a deep breath and finished in a rush. "Is-That-True?"
"No, No it isn't. Excuse me please." Harry turned away from the young boy and scanned the room. He spotted who he was looking for and stalked over. Poking the individuals between the shoulders, he snarled. "Fred, George. Turned around and look at me right now!"
The two redheads froze and turned slowly. The sight they were met with was frightening to say the least. The Boy-who-Lived was once again in a rage that was aimed at the twins. Nostrils flaring, face deadly white, eye wide with anger, breathing ragged, he was beginning to lose control of his magic once again. The silverware, goblets, and plates on the tables began to shake. The candles flickered. Hermione, Draco, Ginny, Sirius, Remus, and Ron all stood, but didn't make a move.
In a voice that was as calm as could be and as cold as ice, Harry said softly, "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
"N-Nothing, Harry. What do you mean?" George replied in a small voice. This caused the objects to shake more violently and the candles to shudder wildly.
"George, Fred, you know exactly what I mean. Some one just asked me if it was true that Draco and I were charging people to watch us kiss. What the fuck is that? And…" He held up a finger. "Don't even try to tell me that you had nothing to do with it. You are the ones who came up with that fucking PDA idea to begin with!"
"W-We're sorry, Harry. We didn't realize it would upset you."
"Upset! You call this upset!" His voice was raising now, which meant something was going to blow up very, very soon. "I'll give you upset." Harry raised both fists to his shoulders and flung his arms out and his hands open. In each palm, a giant ball of flame burned dangerously. "This is upset! Now, I suggest you get the fuck up and run before I do something I will regret later."
"O-Okay!" Fred stammered as he and George stumbled to their feet. They ran out of the Hall, slamming the doors behind them.
The tension slowly seeped from Harry's back and, when he felt Hermione's hand on his back, the flames vanished. He sighed. "I really need to learn how to control myself!"
"Yes, Potter! You do!" A shrill voice said from the staff table. Everyone in the room turned to look at Professor McGonagall. She was white as a sheet and very, very angry. "A weeks worth of detentions for you and if I ever see you threaten another student like that again…" She let the sentence trail off.
Draco spoke up immediately. "But, professor, He couldn't help it! He lost control, He—"
"There is no excuse! And you'll be in detention with him if you say so much as one more word!"
"But, professor—"
"That's it! Both of you are in detention for a week! And not another sound for anyone or you'll be joining them!"
Harry, head held high in defiance, swept down the center isle, Draco, Ron, and Hermione falling into step behind him. They stalked out of the room, leaving one highly affronted Professor and one very amused Headmaster behind.
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Next period was as boring for the quartet as humanly possible; History of Magic always was. To relieve the monotony (ten minutes into class), Harry pulled out the book on Animagus Transformation, reading through the section that describes the process.
"Professor Binns?" Harry said loudly. "May Draco and I be excused?"
"Wha-Oh, yes, go ahead." Binns said, looking slightly confused. He immediately forgot them and went back to his notes.
Harry got up and, motioning to Draco, Ron, and Hermione to follow, left the room. They got up quietly and followed.
He led them through the corridors, until he came to a stop at a tall painting of a short witch who was sitting on a lily pad in the middle of a swamp-ish pond. She looked up at them and cackled, "Password?"
"Pennywise" Harry murmured and the picture swung open. He looked up and down the corridor and, seeing no one, he shoved the other three through the door.
Once they were all inside, Harry told them to sit. Hermione turned and gasped. This was a secret even Fred and George didn't know. The room was large and warmed by the fire crackling merrily on the hearth. Big, squashy armchairs stood around a low table. The fire cast shadows over the rich blood-red velvet of the chairs and rug.
Draco, Ron, and Hermione sat. Harry paced. "I want to try this, but it's dangerous to try while I'm being drained. However, if I can do it at partial strength, then I should be able to do more at full strength. I don't know, though…" He went off on this track for a few more minutes, until he stopped pacing and turned to his friends. "I am going to try."
"Harry," Hermione said in a quiet, anxious voice. "Be careful!"
He smiled, nodded, and opened the book. Stopping at the right page, he read for a moment. Then, quietly, he chanted, "Sssihashsieth Elssseithfasha Shelshaahasss!"
"Harry? What did you—" Ron began, but Draco cut him off.
"Oh God, he's speaking Parseltongue! Please Merlin, don't let there be snakes involved in this! Please! Oh please! Oh please!" Draco pulled his knees up to his chest and began to rock back and forth. Hermione got up and went to put her arm around his shoulders, trying to comfort him.
""Sssihashsieth Elssseithfasha Shelshaahasss!" Harry called louder then before. In an instant, the room began to fill with an eerily greenish smoke. A wind blew up to whirl the wind around Harry's body. Dropping the book, he threw his hand over his head, as if calling to the heavens. ""Sssihashsieth Elssseithfasha Shelshaahasss!"
Then he disappeared.
Oooooh, I am sooooo bad! Another Cliffy! But it just felt right to stop there Soooo. Sorry. Lol…I guess you'll just have to keep reading!
