Parts:
Horo: Pig- Food-Pig no. 1
Yoh: Pig- Oranges-Pig no. 2
Hao: Pig- Fire-Pig no. 3
Me: Narrator/director
Ren: Shaman trader
Chocolove: Wolf
Recap:
Me: So he huffed and puffed and ate the house in! Because you see, there were not many fruit and thats unhealthy, even for houses.
Ren: -from far away- Not my fault!
Horo: How dare you! I was dressing! -hits Chocolove with handbag and runs off-
Me: Umm... The second little pig also met a shaman, and he was carrying a bundle of oranges so-YOH! -mutters- He's also changing the script... Why that...
Yoh: You have oranges! Please kind stranger, who I know but I'm pretending not to know for the play, may I have the oranges to build me a collection of oranges?
Me: Yoh...
Yoh: I mean... a house
Ren: Wellll... Ye- NO! Bwahahahahahahaha! I will make a orange tree out of them. Bwahahaha!
Me: You notice he said kind stranger? Do you want me to tell them that-
Ren: SHUT UP! Here are your oranges you pooffoof!
Yoh: Thankyou kind stranger, who I know but I'm pretending not to know for the play!
Me: And the piggy made a very orange, snug little house. Then he met his older pig brother and gave him a place to stay. Soon the wolf came by.
Chocolove: Little pig, little pig, let me come in...
Yoh: NO! Not... -Horo comes out of the house-
Chocolove: YOU! Not another flicky finger thing that hurts and makes a loud noise!
Horo: Then don't tell any bad jokes. They give me the willies.
Chocolove: -trys to stiffle a laugh but fails-HAHAHAHA! You said WILLIES!
Horo: No I didn't! You're lying! -gives Chocolove a flicky finger thing that hurts and makes a loud noise-
Chocolove: OWOWOWOWOWOW!
Yoh: ...by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin
Chocolove: Then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house so the oranges fall on you so you're in pain before I eat you!
Me: He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down! They were hit by oranges and ran as fast as there chibi legs would take them!
Yoh & Horo: N...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O..O...O... -slow motion-
Me: As FAST as there chibi legs would take them!
Yoh & Horo: -speed up considerably-
Yet another pointless chapter.
