Recap:
Yoh & Horo: N...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O..O...O... -slow motion-
Me: As FAST as there chibi legs would take them!
Yoh & Horo: -speed up considerably-
Parts:
Horo: Pig- Food-Pig no. 1
Yoh: Pig- Oranges-Pig no. 2
Hao: Pig- Fire-Pig no. 3
Me: Narrator/director
Ren: Shaman trader
Chocolove: Wolf
Me: Now, the third little pig met a shaman with a load of fire. -fumes- HAO! -mutters- Everyone changes the script...
Hao: What?
Me: Why would anyone be carrying fire?
Hao: Because they like fire. Or because they need mental help!
Ren: I'm still here you know!
Hao: You have FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE! Can I have it to burn down many people and things like that thing in my room that keeps making and loud annoying sounds! My brother calls it a'telleefone'. Damn them all...
Me: Erm... Your REAL lines...
Hao: I want fire to make a house! Shouldn't that say Haos? Lovely pronoucing sound anyway... hehe
Ren: NO! Bwahahahaha!
Me: Is this your bwahahaha period or something?
Ren: SHUT UP! Here's your fire, floofypoofy! -gets stamped on by Horo, Yoh and Hao fangirls but Ren fangirls come and... kiss him better XD-
Me: So the man gave him thefireand builthimself a nice, hot, fierystrong little house. He shared it with his brothers as they came to him. Then thewolf came to call, just as he had done to the other little pigs.
Chocolove: Little pig, little pig, let me in!
Horo: I'm in heeeree!
Chocolove: NO! You're like in... everywhere I go...
Horo: -sniggers- Stalker!
Chocolove: Did you call me a stalker?
Hao: Yeah he did.
Chocolove: Then I'll huff, and I'II puff, and I'll blow your house in
Me: Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and he huffed, and he puffed but he could not get the house down even though it was made of fire. He tryed torunintoit.
Chocolove: -gulp and funeral tune is playing in the backround- NYAIII! -runs into it- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
Hao: Don't you know it's dangerous to play with fire! -silence; crickets are heard chirping and and hay bail rolls past-
Hao: I guess not.
Me: At last the wolfhad no breath left to huff and puff with orforcesince he was burnt,so he sat down outside the little pig's house and thought for awhile.
(Curtains open)
(Everyone.In.The.Play.But.Me):I never noticed those curtians
Horo: And look i see some thing
Yoh: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ren: An Audience ?
Me: Did I forget to mention you were performing infront of them.
(E.I.T.P.B.M): running after me-
Me: HELP!
(Auidience claps and cheers)
The End
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