Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Note: I got this idea after reading a three year old 'If you give a mouse a cookie' approximately 1,000,000 times.
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If you give Abby a cookies, she's going to ask for a caf-pow.
So, you'll have to drive to the place that makes caf-pows. And when she finally gets that caf-pow, she's probably going to want a napkin.
And if you give her a napkin, she'll make it into an elaborate hat for you.
And she'll notice you need a hair cut, so chances are, she'll ask for a pair of scissors.
After giving you your new hairdo, she'll be helpful and want to clean up, and chances are she'll discover you have bleach, which will give her an idea.
Abby will want to bleach your air, and chances are you'll say yes.
So she'll beach your hair then clean it up and she'll be so sleepy from all that cleaning, she'll want to take a nap, which means…
You'll have to buy a coffin. And she'll ask to you sing her to sleep.
And she'll want you to sing something punk, and she'll love the song so much, she'll jump out of the coffin and dancing.
And while Abby's dancing, she'll discover your homemade porn, and chances are she'll wnat to watch it.
Then, she'll want to post on the web, and chances are if she's posting something on the web, she'll going to want a caf-pow.
And what goes better with a caf-pow, than a cookie?
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The end!
