Disclaimer: I do not own Yami no Matsuei. I wish I did, but I don't; so please don't sue me for having a little fun with them.
Fai: Wow… I didn't think anyone would read this… well, thanks to you I have another part for you. I hope you enjoy it! Oh, there's a special guest in this one. Who? Sesshoumaru of course! Don't you just love randomness?
Chapter 2: Questions
Sitting in the newly built library, which had to be rebuilt a third time thanks to Terazuma and Tsuzuki, was our favorite shinigami duo. Hisoka was simply sitting there reading book, Tsuzuki on the other hand was sitting across from him humming to himself. Then suddenly he broke out and started to sing.
"Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle and the fork ran away with the spoon. The clock stroke twelve and the mouse ran down again and the cow jumped over the moon!"
Hisoka looked up from his book. "You do know you fused to songs together, right?"
Tsuzuki gave a really huge smile. "Really…? I did?"
Hisoka nodded, "Yeah."
"Which ones?"
"'Hey Diddle, Diddle', and, 'Hickory, Dickory, Dock."
"Wow…"
"…"
Tsuzuki leaned over the table with a serious look on his face. "'Soka, since we're on the subject of life changing subjects… I have a very important question."
Hisoka closed his book an gave his partner his full attention. I didn't know that songs were life changing subjects, but I'll go long for the ride.
The elder took a deep breath, "If you drop a toaster that was still plugged in into the ocean, would everyone feel the effects?"
Hisoka was stunned for a moment because Tsuzuki actually asked a question that involved a bit of thinking. "Well, Tsuzuki, nothing will happen because there's too much salt in the ocean." (Fai: I don't know if this is true. This is just what my dad told me when I asked.)
Tsuzuki narrowed his eyes somewhat. "Well, what if you burp in the forest and there's no one around? Do you have to say 'excuse me'?"
"I guess that's a matter of preference."
"Can an banana fit in a apple?"
"What! I don-"
"Do kiwis and mangos go together?"
"I don't know-"
"How about Oreos and grapes?"
"Asato Tsuzuki…"
"WHY IS MILK WHITE!"
"SHUT UP!"
In a office on the other side of the Judgment Bureau, Tatsumi's hands stilled on the computer's keyboard. He looked up from the screen and sniffed the air.
"Hmmm… something is about to happen. My spider sense is tingling." He said just as Watari popped into the room.
"What was that Tat-chan?"
Suddenly Sesshoumaru appeared. "That's just wrong…" he said then walked off leaving to confused shingami.
Back to the Library…
Hisoka was slapping Tsuzuki, hard, back and forth. "YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE STUDD THEA COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH SOMETIMES!" (Fai: …he must be tired… poor Tsuzuki…)
Tsuzuki starts to cry, "'Soka-chan, you're so mean!"
"If I am, you made me that way." Hisoka huffed as he set back down.
Tsuzuki was quiet for a moment. "Sorry, Hisoka."
Hisoka sighed, "Don't apologize."
Tsuzuki smiled, "I know what will make you happy. Let's get some food; you like stew, right?
Hisoka chuckled, "Isn't food what makes YOUhappy?"
"'Soka!"
Then teen sighed again, "Fine, lets go."
"Yay, food!"
"……….idiot."
Fai:…Why does it always end with food?
Keiji: Well, love, maybe you're hungry.
Fai: …Do we still have that leftover spaghetti?
Keiji: Yup.
Fai: Makes a break for the Kitchen as Keiji followed
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