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.:Chapter Two:..:Operation Prancing Pansy:..

"WAKE UP, SIRI!" James's cheerful tone annoyed Sirius awake. The dark haired marauder grumbled curses at James under his breath. Then suddenly a sweet sound entered his ears; the sound of a happy and familiar voice. "Come on, Padfoot! We've got a prank to pull!" Sirius jumped up wide awake instantly to the sound of Moony's voice. He hugged the werewolf, "REMUS! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT!"

James fought to stifle a chuckle, while in his mind he was pondering over Sirius's fondness of Remus. Was it a brotherly connection between them? He most certainly thought not. Why, a hug like that was more than just a concerned hug. It was a very excited hug. The two looked absolutely adorable hugging like that. And to have James think that took a lot. He only considered Miss Evans cute… and not even completely. Why? Because she was also sexy, hot, beautiful, gorgeous, drop-dead, and a knock-out at LEAST. Wait a minute; what was he supposed to be thinking of? Ah yes, the two hugging people before him.

Moony laughed and hugged his sweet friend tightly, "That? Oh. I was tutoring Denise. You know, the girl who's too busy adoring you to pay attention during class?" "Ha, yes. I know her. She's the one we grew a mustache on, right Prongs?" The leader of the clan snickered at the memory the red-head sprouting a gray mustache along with side burns and a go-tee to match. A total Irish dream, eh? James nodded, "You bet! Why are you tutoring a Ravenclaw, Moony? Is she going to fail?" With his conscience firing up, the werewolf stood up for his acts of kindness, "Yes! She's insisting on paying me but I told her no." "Told her no!" Sirius at last broke away from the hug, "Well that is so much like you, Moony. It's a very admirable thing to do."

In response to the compliment, Remus flashed his companion the widest, most beautiful grin he had ever seen, "Thank you Siri. I figure you won't do things like this so I'll do them for you." By this time Peter had already left without another word, most likely due to the fact that he always got the jitters before a major prank. "No matter," Thought James, "The two flirtatious friends of mine haven't noticed. They won't notice if I leave either, I'll bet. I'll just help Peter out. Maybe then Evans will pay me some attention." So he did. And just as he thought, the werewolf and the dog did not notice.

Gossip was going around like wildfire, mostly about the marauders and their infamous doings. No one knew exactly who the marauders were, so the teachers were in full uproar about them whenever they felt that there was something about to happen; which was the exact way that the band of boys liked it. They were always inspired by the chaos that always preceded and followed the pranks. It was primitive in a way, their secret identities, but just as it had for the several comic characters before them, and it worked well. James grinned at the gossip and at his friends' accomplishments as well as his own. How marvelous it was to be on top of the school without the consequences.

Then he saw her again. The flaring crimson-haired beauty that lulled his senses to complete relaxation. Her eyes flashed a sparkling emerald green, bringing out a great contrast to her porcelain skin. Potter could not walk in a strait line after looking at her. She had him under her spell and there was no charm to stop it. Her hair was thick and plentiful and cascaded to just a few inches below her shoulders; just beyond shoulder length. This was the normal "fad" for girls' hair at Hogwarts. Just a selected few had it longer, though a great many had it shorter. As James sat at the table, watching her laugh at Tyrace Abott, jealousy rose quickly in him.

Before he could act rashly, his two fellow marauders came in through the big doors laughing and talking about how they were looking forward to their potions class. No one noticed, thankfully or else their ingenious cover would be screwed. Soon all three of his companions were beside him and they were all chatting peacefully. Tomorrow would be the same.

.: Potions Class: Operation Prancing Pansy is Commenced:.

"Alright class, settle down. We have a lot to do today." Boring and annoying Professor Albany droned on and on about how important peacock solution was to the making of wands and other magical items, "It is a very important sealer that we will make for Mr. Olivander in exchange for phoenix feathers and Nox venom." Now Peter was never one for listening in on lectures but he was absolutely thrilled by potions. One of the reasons he didn't like the idea of pulling off this prank. Still, if he didn't James would disown him and he like James more than Professor Albany. Brimming with curiosity, Peter raised his hand, "Professor? Why does Mr. Olivander have Nox venom?" To this question the professor snapped at the adoring student, "Detention is this Saturday at eight. Be there. Now then, about the clippings of Pixie claws," Peter withdrew with disappointment into his chair.

What seemed like an eternity later, they finally went to make the brew. With Albany showing an example the students followed vigilantly, afraid of being invited to detention on Saturday. James had to try very hard to bite back his laughter when he saw the familiar vial being emptied into the cauldron. Sirius and Remus apparently also saw things this way because Remus biting his lip and his dear companion was red in the face. Peter whispered that he knew that Siri was holding his breath. However, James's attention was not at Sirius's face but his hand which poor little Remus was clenching with his own to keep from laughing his head off. Perhaps Black wasn't holding his breath after all? Regardless to the normal opinion, Potter thought otherwise of his friend's red face. Soon his eyes snapped back at his teacher to see that he was taking a sip of the potion and bit back another fit of laughter until he saw the plan working. Professor Albany was hurtling over the desks as though they were daisies and apparently holding an imaginary lass's hand within his own. The class gasped, trying to hold back their laughter but could not and because of that, most of them fell out of their chairs. The four secretly responsible for the spectacle laughed just as hard as the rest of them except for one, Peter. At that moment James confirmed that perhaps he should have left Peter out of this one.

Talk spread like wildfire about the marauders' latest trick to the teacher, which girls swooning over their dreamy fantasies about who they might be and boys grunting their approval of the infamy. Dinner to the students was a feast to the prank, and to the teachers it was a vow to find out who did it. Only thing was that Professor Albany, in his prancing glory, had left scuff marks on some of the clean desks. Magically the scuff marks had been arranged to form a message that read, "Much love from Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. Long live the marauders."

The students toasted and in their minds they all knew what the others were thinking, "Yes, long live the marauders indeed!"

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The Empress of Whispers