Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, but if Natsuki decides to sell Hatori or Shigure I'd be happy to take them

Sorry for the long wait,(please don't hurt me)but here's the fourth chapter. Now I know everyone's been wondering what happened to Natalya.. well your about to find out. This chapter is really my first attempt at humor so I hope its at least a little funny. Thanks for all the reviews I really, really appreciate it. Also special thanks to SmittenLittleKitten and Kai Sohma .Kudos to Chizz-muffinChik for reviewing. Now lets get on with chapter 4 of Fanfiction Addiction.


Fanfiction Addiction

Chapter 4:Where the hell are we, Who the hell are you!


Natalya could not believe this was happening. There was no way this was true. She was not, I repeat, she was not in the Fruits Basket world sitting in Shigure Sohma's lap, those two hot guys with the grey and orange hair were not Yuki and Kyo Sohma and that brown haired girl was not Tohru Honda. There was no way this was happing, just no way.

She stared at them, eyes wide open in shock and a slightly dreamy look to them whenever she looked at the guys. Under her breath they could hear her mumble something like " I'm in the Furuba world" or "they're even hotter in real life" over and over again.

"Um, Miss…" Yuki trailed off not sure what to say to the girl or about the situation.

Hearing Yuki say this just further encouraged the girl to continue her ramblings, so they sounded something like "I'm in the Furuba world. The guys are even hotter in real life and Yuki just talked to me." Which of course irritated Kyo even more.

She continued to stare at them, Kyo continued to twitch in anger, Shigure continued to smile amusedly, and the others continue to sweatdrop that is until a bright flash of light appeared over the coffe table catching their attention.

"Ow! Damnit, that hurt!" a girl said lying face flat and spread eagle on the coffe table having been deposited by the bright flash of light.

Natalya looked at the girl for a moment then turned back to watching Shigure still in his lap, ignoring her with out a second thought. Her attention though was once again turned away when a second flash of bright white light appeared. This time over a chair in the corner of the room.

"Ahhhh! Ow, damnit!" another girl shouted landing on her head in the chair with her legs straight up in the air. She clutched a book in one had while her other hand held her skirt down (or is it up?) and her handbag. Looking at the book for a minute she yelled and through it halfway across the room as if she was scared of it.

Had Natalya been paying attention to what the girl wad doing she would have had a heart attack, but after looking at the newcomer a moment she turned back to watching Shigure with a dreamy expression.

The new girl looked around the room for a minute before spotting the other girl and yelling in a quite loud voice, "Alexia! Where the hell are we!"

"As Tai would say, don't you think I would tell you if I knew?" Alexia replied back, voice slightly muffled by her position.

The other girl just gave her a look, having nothing to say to that, finally noticing Alexia's position she broke out in a loud laugh. Shaking with mirth she tried to speak, "Ha! Ha, ha, ha! You-look- like- such- a- dork- laying- like- that! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

Unfortunately for her she had been trying to sit up right and her laughter caused her to fall flat on her head out of the chair.

"Now, who's laughing?" Alexia said a smirk on her face. As the girl was laughing Alexia had flipped onto her back then sat up so that she was facing her while sitting on the table.

"At least I'm not some stubborn, punk athletic bitch!" was the angry retort from the brown haired girl, still upside down.

"Yeah, well I'm glad I'm not some boy crazy fashion obsessed blonde. Oh wait you're a brunette, from how you act you would have never guessed."

"Ooooooh! You…you….you know what-"

"Damnit, will you two shut up! Who the hell are you three anyway!" Kyo yelled his irritation finally meeting the boiling point.

The two girls stopped their bickering to give a look, as if to say, Three? What the hell are you talking about?, before noticing the third outsider of the room.

"Tai!"

"Natalya!"

"Where the hell are we!" they yelled in unison demanding an answer from the deranged fangirl.

Calmly if a bit reluctantly she got out of Shigure's lap went to help her cousin stand up and then spoke.

"Well, you see last night I was reading this one fic where the characters get taken to the Furuba world after saying a chant and I kind of did it to my manga last night just for fun and some how it worked. Heh, heh, heh."she finished rubbing the back of her head andlaughing nervously at their looks.

"So what your saying is we're in one of your dumbass animes?" Alexia questioned, giving her sister a death glare.

"Yeah, basically so how did you and Bre get here?"

"Mom told me to wake you up and when I didn't find you I saw your manga thing glow and then somehow I wound up here."

"How 'bout you Bre?"

"Me? Well…I entered your bedroom to see a bright flash of light and Lexie disappear before your manga thing fell to the ground and then somehow I ended up here. Though I do have to say I see why you like your anime crap so much." she finished her tail, eyeing Yuki and Kyo. Alexia nodded also eyeing them.

POOF!

A loud sound stopped their conversation as smoke filled the room. Shrieking Tohru turned around blushing brightly as Ayame- who was the snake- transformed back. Shigure, Kyo and Yuki watched the three strange girls wondering what their reactions would be at seeing something so absurd.

Alexia and Bre stared for a moment only seeing Ayame's upper chest and head before turning around like Tohru. Natalya though…

" Damn! Do I wish Natsuki-sensei showed us that." she exclaimed seeing Ayame's slender upper body. Her eyes widened staring (CW:I use that a lot don't I?) at the speechless faces in front of her as she realized what she just said. Embarrassed she turned around, glad her blush could not be seen through her light tan complexion.

Speechless for the first time in his life, Ayamestared at the young girl's back surprised at her bold comment. Quietly he put his clothes back on without having Yuki yell at him to, allowing the girls to turn back around.

Natalya refused to meet anyone's eyes still embarrassed. Alexia and Bre smiled obviously enjoying her torment. Finally she looked up, the others looking away, to meet five very confused faces.

Understanding that they had been listening to the girls' conversations, Natalya sighed knowing a long explanation was ahead.


A/N: Finally finished! Once again sorry for the long wait I'll try to have chapter 5 out by Friday next week and if I don't you can attack me with Kyo plushies. Hopefully this chapter was ok read and review to tell me what to fix and I need to get ready for volleyball so…

Crest of Water signing out, see ya.