ShadTikal4ever- My echidna Redd is in here… while my other echidna Echo is in 'The Long Mission' and 'Girls versus Boys'

Rouge- Kai! I hate you! Why Redd? Why couldn't I get a nice, cute, sensitive, cute, happy, cute, hot, and cute kind of boy?

Redd- I'm all of that, plus more, baby!

Rouge- Gross! I'm you! You're me!

Kryssa- And I'm Kryssa!

Shadow- Oh, god… just kill me now…

At Rouge's house…

"So, what's for dinner?" Redd asked.

"Uggh… can you please stop… I don't eat that much…"

"But… I'm different… I'm all the things you are and aren't!" Redd said.

Tails's workshop…

"She's not cheating on me, is she?"

"Umm… Knuckles… you guys aren't really in a full relationship yet…" Kryssa said.

"Wow… you actually said something smart…" Shadow mumbled.

"What?" Kryssa's dark green eyes switched into a fiery red. "Do not insult me… again." She said.

"Her intelligence grows at such a fast rate!" Tails said.

"What? You're talking about her as if she's a… machine… or some experiment…"

"Umm…"

"Damnit, Tails! Rouge is going to kill us!" Shadow said.

"Actually, Knuckles…" Kryssa started. "I'm different… umm… I'm like Shadow… except in a feminine form… I was… made by Tails!"

"And… Tails made you with… big… umm… never mind…"

"You never know how perverted a growing boy is, Knuckles…" Shadow said. "Right now, he can be thinking about Rouge and Amy being lesbos…"

"Umm… no, Shadow… that's you…"

"Shut up, Kryssa!" Shadow said, firm grip on her throat.

"Umm… yeah… you heard Shadow… never know when I have perverted thoughts…" Tails muttered.

"Right… I'm going over to her house… I know he can't be there… unless she invited him over…" Knuckles said with a clenched fist.

He ran outside and pulled Sonic with his emerald.

Shadow sat in Tails's lab, staring at Kryssa… "Why did you make her with such huge boobs?" Shadow joked.

"Shut up, Shadow… that's just your sick fantasy… okay?" Tails asked him.

"Sick? I think I'm pretty cute! Except for the perverted part that Shadow thought of me with an E-cup!" Kryssa said.

"If Knuckles finds Redd there…"

"And if Rouge finds out we almost told him…"

"We're all doomed!" the three said.

They all rushed out the door to go to Rouge's…

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