Ever Wonder If...

Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina, any of its characters, or any thing Love Hina-ish. Ken Akamatsu does. So thank him for creating this awesome manga series.

A/N: Sorry for what I believed to be a lame pathetic past chapter. I hope that this chapter is so much better that you keep reading! Imagine the last one as a necessary but not very humorous chapter. Or you can just believe that I didn't write very well (which I didn't). And just in case you were wondering where this takes place in the manga (for that is what I like, the anime is different and I prefer the manga) it's after they both fail, after volume 3 and after they go to the beach in volume 5. A side note is to pretend that Shirai and Haitani didn't make it either, cause they're all still in a prep school. Well, enough of me blabbering, here is chapter 4! Please R&R!

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Chapter 4: School as a Woman

-------------Keitaro's Room--------------------

::7:00 AM, Monday::

BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! Keitaro's alarm went off with the annoying buzz that it had every morning. Uh...what day is it today? What do I have? Keitaro thought groggily as he grabbed his alarm clock and examined what it read. 7:00 AM already? MONDAY? AHH! I HAVE A MOCK EXAM! Keitaro sprung up from his bed and changed as quickly as possible. Which wasn't very fast at all. What is this? Keitaro asked himself, holding up a bra. Why do I have...oh, Keitaro realized, as he felt something weighing down on his chest. I'm a girl now, aren't I? He put on the panties (This feels too smooth and weird) and a skirt (Woah! I'm so exposed!). He tried several times to put on the bra, but he couldn't quite get the clasp to stick. Man, I should've practiced! Keitaro thought. Immediately he realized how ridiculous that was. Practicing to put on clothes? Who does that?

"Are you going to stand in there all day?" Naru said, opening the door.

"Eh?" Keitaro said turning around. Shock hit them both.

"Ah...ah...sorry!" Keitaro said.

"No, no...I'm sorry!" Naru said and she closed the door. "But you have to, um, hurry up." Keitaro tried several more times, but he couldn't for the life of him put it on.

"Uh...Narusegawa?" Keitaro asked.

"Yes?"

"Can you help me put this bra on?" Keitaro asked softly, too softly for Narusegawa to hear.

"What was that?" Naru asked.

"Can you come in here?"

"Are you done changing?"

"No."

"Then I won't come in."

"But I need help!"

"Need what? You have to speak up!" The door started to open.

"I NEED HELP TO PUT ON THIS BRA!" Keitaro said much louder. The door open and all of Hinata-sou was staring in at Keitaro topless and holding a bra in his hand. "Ah...ah..." Keitaro stumbled over his words. "Ah...ah..."

"Idiot!" Naru said, coming in and the only one not in shock. Everyone continued staring. She took the bra from his hand and put it on for him. "Really, all that peeping and you still don't know how put a bra on?"

"What? I wasn't peeping to find that out!" Keitaro said, overcoming his shock.

"Aha! So you were peeping!" Naru teased some more.

"No! That's not what I meant to say!" Keitaro said, running after Naru who had started to go to the kitchen.

"Idiot!" Naru said, turning around. "Put on a shirt!" And she slammed the door in Keitaro's face. BAM! Keitaro hit the door hard.

"Ow!" came the muffled voice. It opened again with Keitaro wearing a sweatshirt that he had bought. Kitsune was shocked out of her state of shock.

"What are you wearing!" she yelled.

"Eh?" Keitaro said, surprised that she spoke. Everyone else immediately started to move.

"That's right! Keitaro, you don't look like a girl!" Su said.

"Au...sempai, that's so ugly!" Shinobu said. Even Shinobu-chan commented, Keitaro thought, sadly sweat-dropping.

"Urashima, if you are a girl, you must at least dress like one," Motoko observed. "Go and put on a better looking shirt."

"You're one to talk!" Keitaro shouted.

"What?! You dare criticize me?" Motoko said. "Urashima..." she growled while drawing her sword. "Do you want to die before your exam?"

"Ahh! I'm sorry! I'm – Aieee!" he cried, as Kitsune and Su grabbed him and ripped his shirt off.

"Here, put this on," Su said, jamming a very girlish looking tank-top that they had gotten from who knows where; Keitaro knew that he had not bought anything like that yesterday.

"It's fall! It's freezing! I'll die if I go out in this!" Keitaro yelled.

"Ai, so picky!" Kitsune said. "Fine, wear this!" And she jammed yet another shirt that was very girly but at least was long-sleeved.

"Au! So cute!" Shinobu said.

"Yes, you now look like a proper woman," Motoko commented. Great, Keitaro thought unhappily. Exactly what I wanted. SMACK! Kitsune had smacked his butt hard.

"Ow!"

"Now get!" Keitaro left for the kitchen.

"Kitsune, that was unnecessary," Motoko said.

"What? He's a she, after all," Kitsune said. "You agreed he should look like a woman!"

"Well, it would be unnatural if he didn't dress like one, but he is still Urashima, a guy who can't stop peeping, groping, and doing other unnecessary actions."

"I think you just can't get over the fact that he's much cuter than you!" Kitsune teased.

"What?! Of course not!" Motoko denied hotly.

"Whatever!♥" Kitsune said, and she ran into the kitchen.

------------------------Kitchen of the Hinata-sou---------------------

"Took you guys long enough," Naru said. Keitaro was sitting next to her and sweating nervously.

"FOOD!♥" Su shrieked happily, kicking Keitaro on the way to her chair. BAAAM! Keitaro went down.

"Su!" Naru shouted, and she helped Keitaro get up.

"No, I'm alright," Keitaro said and dizzily sat back down on his chair. Su had started eating, of course.

"Su! Wait for everyone," Motoko said.

"Hmmph," Su said, and she swallowed what was in her mouth. Everyone finally sat down.

"ITADAKIMASU!" they all said (Su said it especially happy) and they all began to eat.

"Keitaro, you should watch what you eat, like I said yesterday," Kitsune said, seeing Keitaro eat food like a madman.

"That's not it, I have to hurry to make it to the train!" Keitaro said in between bites. He looked at his watch. "EEEK!" he shrieked. "It's already 7:55? Arrgh! Thank you Shinobu-chan for a good meal! Good bye!" Keitaro zoomed out.

"Wait for me, you idiot!" Naru said, chasing after him.

"They're both hopeless," Kitsune commented.

"Thank you Shinobu-chan!" Naru called out from the doorway of the Hinata-sou.

"You're welcome!" Shinobu beamed.

"They're both hopeless," Kitsune only repeated.

-------------------The Train Station------------------

::8:00AM::

"Hinata Lodge...Hinata Lodge..." the train's PA system droned on. "Doors are opening." (A/N: I actually have no clue what happens on Japan's trains...I'm making this all up, so if you actually have been to Japan and are thinking This never happens I apologize. Maybe you could tell me what does?) "Doors closing, please take caution."

"Ahhh!" Keitaro cried. "Wait for me! WAIT!!!" he shouted. The train started to move slowly.

"Train stopping to pick up an idiot who is late. Doors opening." Keitaro jumped in with Narusegawa right behind him. "Doors closing. Please take caution." Keitaro and Naru had made it onto the train. They were breathing heavily.

"You know, this is all because you didn't know how to dress properly!" Naru whispered hoarsely.

"It's not my fault! It's not like I have experience in these matters!" Keitaro whispered back.

"Hmmph!" Naru said, and she turned away. Keitaro hung on to the hand hold. Someone tapped him on the shoulder.

"Excuse me," a voice said.

"Oh, sorry," Keitaro said, and he shifted position.

"Woah!" the owner of the voice said, falling down...down. BAM!

"Oh my goodness, are you all right?" Keitaro asked. He bent down to help the woman who had tripped up.

"Oh my, thank you," she said. "Ara, I'm so clumsy." Naru poked Keitaro in the back.

"Um...your panties are showing," she whispered in his ear.

"Eh?" Keitaro said, straightening up and spinning around quickly. All the males on the train were in shock and drooling.

"Didn't you learn anything last night?!" Naru whispered again. "You can't bend down if you're wearing a skirt!"

"Sorry! Sorry!" Keitaro said, laughing nervously.

"Ara, it's Naru-chan!" the lady, that is now identified as Mutsumi-chan, said.

"Ah, hello Mutsumi-chan. What are you doing here?" Naru asked.

"I am...ah...I don't remember!" Mutsumi said. GOOOMPH! Naru and Keitaro both fainted. "But who is this?" Mutsumi said, pointing to Keitaro. "We've yet to be introduced."

"Mutsumi-chan, this is...ah...Keitaro..." Naru mumbled.

"Keitaro-kun? But..." Mutsumi leaned closer and whispered into her ear, "Keitaro-kun is a guy. This is a female."

"Yeah...I know..." Naru said, not knowing how to explain it and feeling quite ridiculous.

"Then that must mean..." Mutsumi continued.

"Eh?" Naru said.

"She has the same name as Kei-kun!" Mutsumi finished. GOOOMPH! Naru fainted manga style. "Hello, Keitaro-chan!" Mutsumi said.

"Err...hello," Keitaro replied.

"Do you know you have the same last name as a friend of Naru-chan and I? What a coincidence!♥" she beamed.

"Ah, yes, Naru was telling me about that," Keitaro said, playing along. "It really is odd, isn't it?"

"Yes!" Mutsumi said.

"Oh, here is our stop! Well, we'll see you later!" Naru said, and she dragged Keitaro behind her.

"Oh wait, I remember what I'm doing here! This is my stop too, because I'm joining a prep school because my grades are so bad," Mutsumi said.

"What?" Naru said.

--------Prep School---------

::9:00 AM::

"Please, everyone, take their seats, we will start the mock exam after some announcements," the teacher said. Someone walked in and whispered something to the teacher. "Okay, I will be back in 15 minutes. Please do not leave the room," he said, and left the room.

"Not too good at following his own instructions, is he?" Naru said. "Ahhh..." she sighed. "I'm a little nervous again."

"Narusegawa, how bout we do some last minute reviewing?" Keitaro asked.

"Sure," Naru said, and she sat back up. But their plans were rudely interrupted by Shirai and Haitani.

"Hello Narusegawa!" Shirai said. "Where's Keitaro?"

"Yeah, did you two get in a fight?" Haitani asked.

"Why would that matter?!!" Naru said.

"Yeah!" Keitaro agreed.

"Hey, who's this chick?" Shirai said. "Narusegawa, introduce us!"

"Uh..." Naru said.

"What, you don't remember your own friend's name?" Haitani said.

"Hi! I'm Shirai!" Shirai said.

"Uh...hi," Keitaro said.

"And I'm Haitani!" Haitani greeted.

"Um...hello," Keitaro said.

"And you are?" Haitani said.

"Err..." Keitaro continued to stutter, having no clue what to say. He looked to Naru for help. She shook her head profusely.

"Hey, Narusegawa, your friend's a little shy!" Haitani said. "Don't worry, we don't bite!"

"Why are you two bothering her anyways," Naru managed to say.

"Well, she's obviously a cute chick and we want to get a head start on her before anyone else!" Shirai said. Keitaro blushed a little bit.

"Shirai! Haitani! Back to your seats! The mock exam is about to be administered!" the teacher suddenly shouted, coming back.

"Yes, sir," they both said. "We'll see you later!" they waved to Keitaro.

"You never thought about those two, did you?" Naru asked Keitaro.

"No. I totally forgot..." Keitaro said, holding his hand on his head and laughing nervously.

"You're such an idiot!" Naru said.

"Sorry sorry!" Keitaro laughed some more.

"Please settle down while I hand out the tests," the teacher said. He proceeded down each row and handed down tests. He reached Naru and Keitaro. "Hmm?" he said, pausing at Keitaro and he peered closer. "I don't believe I've seen you before, what is your name?" he asked. Oh shoot! Keitaro thought. Well, I brought my ID and stuff.

"Urashima Keitaro," Keitaro replied.

"Hmm," was all the teacher said to this, and he continued down, but suddenly paused again. "Are you sure? Last time I remembered, Urashima Keitaro was a guy."

"Well, err...that's my name," Keitaro said.

"Can I see your ID?" he asked. Keitaro fumbled for his wallet and got out his ID. He gave it to him. "Odd...very odd..." he said. He gave it back and finished handing out the tests. "People, you may get out your pencils. First test is Japanese. Begin!"

::Three hours and three tests later, 12:00 PM::

"Pencils down. You may take a forty-five minute break for lunch. Report back here by 12:45 and we will resume with Calculus at 1:00 PM," the teacher announced.

"Ahhhh..." Naru sighed, standing up and stretching. "I wonder how that idiot did?" She turned to face Keitaro who had a look of determination on his face. "How was it?" she asked, standing up to go to the cafeteria.

"Ah, it wasn't too bad. I did okay in Japanese and Biology, but in the English I didn't fare so well," Keitaro said.

"Ah. I thought the English was harder as well, but the Japanese had some tricky problems," Naru said.

"Yeah! I had some trouble with grammar!" Keitaro said.

"Did you get problem number 7?" Naru asked.

"Hey! Narusegawa!" Shirai and Haitani called out. "Introduce us again!"

"Don't be stupid. Just because we both know Keitaro doesn't mean that we're friends," Naru said. Ouch, Keitaro thought.

"Ow! That hit us real deep, Narusegawa!" Shirai said. "We've known each other for so long!"

"For like a couple months," Naru said.

"Still, you shouldn't get so cold, especially when you have a cute chick by you," Haitani said. "What's your name?" he asked Keitaro.

"You know, you don't have to call her cute," Naru said.

"Ooooo...feeling jealous??" Shirai asked.

"Not at all!" Naru said firmly. "I just thought you wouldn't want to call Keitaro who was your buddy a cute chick."

"K-keitaro? What are you talking about? This chick is obviously not Keitaro!" Shirai said.

"Yeah, Narusegawa, obviously this is a girl," Haitani said, motioning towards Keitaro's chest.

"Idiot! I know that! How bout you ask her?" Naru said.

"So...obviously your friend Narusegawa is lying," Haitani started.

"No, she's not," Keitaro said. CRAAAACCKKKKK! Dumbness hit Shirai and Haitani. "She's telling the truth. I'm Urashima Keitaro."

"Yeah...but, but–" they both started to stutter. "It can't be!"

"It's true."

"I'll test you! What is your average?"

"66."

"AHA! Liar! It's only 49!" Shirai said.

"You idiot, his average has went up," Haitani said. "Let's see, what are we called, collectively?"

"The four-eyes threesome," Keitaro answered.

"Grr..." Shirai growled.

"Still...how bout this question?" Haitani asked, a devilish glint in his eye. "What girl in the Hinata-sou are you in love with?" Keitaro was hit with shock.

"Err...eh...eh...eh...um..." was all he could stutter.

"Aha! He's not a she, after all!" Shirai concluded hastily again.

"Idiot! Only Keitaro would react like that!" Haitani said. "Still...it's hard to believe. How did you become a girl?"

"I don't believe it! Even if Keitaro turned into a chick, he wouldn't turn into such a cute one!" BAM! Keitaro had lashed out subconsciously at Shirai.

"Oops! Heh heh...err...I'm sorry, Shirai," Keitaro said.

"How can you hit your buddies?!" Haitani asked loudly.

"You guys obviously don't know how it feels to a girl to be called ugly," Naru said matter-of-factly.

"It doesn't matter if he's a girl, because he'd still be Keitaro! He's still essentially a guy!" Haitani said.

"Not really. If he's turned into a girl, his body is pumping out estrogen hormones, obviously, so he would turn into a girl," Naru theorized.

"Estrogen doesn't cause your buddy to hit you!" Shirai said, pointing to his bandage on his face.

"Err...I'm really sorry, Shirai, I didn't know what I was doing," Keitaro said.

"See? It was all subconsciously," Naru pointed out.

"Yeah, but, but," Haitani said. "You have to tell us how it happened."

"Fine," Keitaro said. "Let's sit down here." They sat down at a lunch table and brought out their packed lunches. Keitaro told them exactly what happened.

::12:30 PM, half an hour later::

"So that's what happened," Keitaro said.

"Wow, I knew it was impossible to understand women!" Haitani said. "I should publish this story world wide. Wish to understand women turns man into one."

"Are you joking?!! I'll become a laughing stock!" Keitaro said.

"Don't worry, it's not like anyone would believe me," Haitani said. "What do you think, Shirai?" Shirai was nodding his head.

"I just can't believe our nerdy buddy turned into such a cute chick!" he exclaimed.

"Would you stop with that?!!" Keitaro said. "You've been on that forever!"

"It's just shouldn't be!" Shirai said. "It defies all logic!"

"You are so annoying!" Keitaro said, leaning over and choking Shirai.

"I can't help it!" he managed to say.

"Keitaro, that's enough. Don't listen to that idiot," Naru said.

"Eh?" Keitaro and Shirai said. "Fine." Keitaro released him.

"Keitaro I understand what Shirai's thinking," Haitani suddenly said.

"What, you now?" Keitaro said.

"Well, if you compare you before, you were average except for that inexplicable nerdy look you had, though part of that was your glasses," Haitani explained. "And now, you're a tall slender beauty!"

"Uh...sure," Keitaro said sarcastically.

"Not to mention you're well endowed in the necessary are–" BAAAM! Naru had instinctively smashed Haitani in the face. "Aieeeee!" he cried, flying through the lunch room and causing a general disturbance. He landed painfully on a table. CRACK! Keitaro and Shirai ran over with Naru slowly trailing behind.

"Ah, Haitani! Are you okay?" Shirai asked.

"Medic!" Haitani shouted.

"I'll call 911!" some bystander said (A/N: I know there is some sort of 911 service in Japan that is similar to the USA. I've read about it, but of course when I need to remember it I don't. I can only vaguely remember 119 or something or other. So this is what I mean when someone shouts 911). The paramedics burst in and quickly put Haitani on a stretcher.

"I'll go with him!" Shirai said, and they zoomed away.

"Would Narusegawa Naru and Urashima Keitaro please come to the main office," the PA system suddenly rang.

"Err..." Naru stuttered.

"Uh oh," Keitaro mumbled. They both walked to the office.

------------------Main Office, 12:45 PM-------------------

"Ah, it's you two!" their teacher from before said.

"Oh, hello!" they both greeted.

"I just needed to talk with the one called Urashima Keitaro," he said.

"Me?" Keitaro asked.

"Yes, I've pulled up records from our data base and it says that Urashima Keitaro was a man and looked like this," the teacher said, and he showed a picture of Keitaro smiling. Naru started to giggle. Can't laugh, she thought. Even though he looks like a moron in that picture. She put her hand over her mouth, but little bursts of laughter escaped. "What do you say?"

"I think you have a computer error," Keitaro said, as calmly as he could muster. It actually wasn't very calmly at all, as his legs were shaking. "I, err, have this birth certificate if you want to see it..." Keitaro said.

"Hmm..." the teacher said, taking it and examining it. "Well all the information is the same, except for the gender. Oh well, I'll see to it that we fix it. Still, very perplexing."

"HAHAHAHA!" Naru suddenly burst out laughing.

"EH?!" the teacher said.

"EH?!" Keitaro exclaimed also. "Narusegawa, what's wrong?"

"Your-haha! Y-your! Ahahaha!" she continued to laugh, and collapsed on the floor. She pointed wearily at the picture of Keitaro smiling.

"Oh, this?" the teacher said, and picked it up. "You want it? I used to see this guy with you, actually if I recall correctly."

"Can you give me that? I'll take it!" Naru said, and she did.

"Oh my gosh, it's already 12:45!" the teacher said. "We must hurry back to the room to start the test on time!"

---------------------Testing Room-----------------

::4:00 PM::

"Ahhh, am I glad that's over!" Naru said. Keitaro stood up and stretched.

"Me too. That was a pain," he said.

"You know, maybe it's just me, but you seem much more confident," Naru commented.

"Ah, well, I've been doing better ever since you've been helping me," Keitaro said.

"Of course you would with the nation's best scholar helping you," Naru said.

"Keitaro-chan! Naru-chan!" a voice called out.

"Hmm? Oh, hello Mutsumi-chan!" Naru said.

"Hello Mutsumi-chan!" Keitaro said.

"Eh?" Mutsumi said, upon hearing Keitaro greet her. "Hmm?"

"What's up, Mutsumi-chan?" Naru asked.

"Well...Keitaro-chan sounds exactly like Kei-kun!" Mutsumi said. "That's quite odd!"

"Well...heh heh...what a coincidence," Keitaro said.

"Mutsumi-chan," Naru said. "I need to talk with you." They had been walking to the train stop, but Naru moved Mutsumi to a more private corner. She made a motion that indicated to Keitaro that she was going to try to explain it to Mutsumi. Keitaro tapped his foot impatiently. He saw them whispering and Mutsumi getting excited. Mutsumi gasped.

"Kei-kun!" she cried, breaking away from Naru and hugging Keitaro.

"Eh? Eh?" Keitaro stuttered. "Mu-mutsumi-chan! What's this all about?"

"I'm so glad it's you Kei-kun!" she said. "I knew it all the time!"

"Ah..." Keitaro sweat-dropped.

------------Hinata-sou--------------

::5:00 PM::

"Really? What a wonderful story!" Mutsumi said, as they walked up the stairs. She had just been told Keitaro's experience.

"What's so wonderful about it?!?!" Keitaro asked angrily.

"Well, you obviously got what you wanted, right?" Mutsumi said.

"I did not want to be turned into girl! I merely wanted to understand them!" Keitaro said.

"Well, no matter what, if you are a girl, you can't help but understand them, right?" Mutsumi said. "To know what someone truly feels like and to understand them you must be them."

"Err...isn't there some other way?" Keitaro asked.

"I don't know!" Mutsumi said. GOOMPH! Keitaro fainted.

"HIYA KEITARO!♥" a shout came from the Hinata-sou.

"Eh?" Keitaro said, turning around. Of course he should have known who it is. KIIICK! BAAAM!

"YEEEOW!" Keitaro cried in pain.

"Ara, such a enthusiastic greeting!♥" Mutsumi said.

"Eh? Oh, hello turtle girl!" Su said. Tama floated out to greet Mutsumi too.

"Myu!" it cried.

"Hello Tama-chan!" Mutsumi said. Keitaro was still on the ground.

"Must I still be hit?" he groaned.

"Being a female doesn't mean you can be any less fun!" Su said.

"How is hitting me everyday so fun?!?" Keitaro yelled.

"Aw, Keitaro, you're such a spoil-sport!" Su said.

"Why you Indian girl!!!" Keitaro yelled, running after Su.

"Haha! I'm not Indian!" Su said.

"You!!" Keitaro yelled again.

::6:00 PM::

"CONGRATULATIONS!" Kitsune and Su yelled, popping the corks of several bottles of sake.

"Jeez, it's only a mock exam, you don't have to be so happy!" Keitaro said.

"Woo hoo hoo!" Kitsune said.

"Ahh..." Kitsune said, taking a bottle and drinking it quickly. GULP! Mutsumi had taken a bottle and drank it all in one gulp. "Woah, the turtle lady can drink!" Kitsune said.

"Yes! I love alcohol!♥" Mutsumi said.

"Err...we still have to study, so I'll be going now..." Keitaro said.

"I don't think so!" Kitsune said.

"Ahh!" Keitaro yelled. "You wouldn't!"

"Hahahaha!" Kitsune laughed. As usual, drunk and with nothing better to do, Kitsune did what she always did.

"Leave the skirt on!" Keitaro yelled.

"We're all girls here!" Kitsune said, pulling down.

"Moron!" Naru said. She grabbed Kitsune off of Keitaro. RIIIIIIPPP! Keitaro's skirt ripped.

"You!" Keitaro said.

"Hehe!♥" Kitsune giggled. She held up the ripped item of clothing. "Oops!♥"

"Kitsune!" Keitaro complained again.

"Au! Sempai!" Shinobu cried, pointing.

"Eeeep!" Keitaro exclaimed, and ran up to his room to change.

"You know, that is so unnecessary," Naru said.

"Hahaha!" Kitsune laughed, drunk, she fell down on top of Naru.

"Oof!" Naru said. Keitaro came back. Mutsumi grabbed him.

"Kei-kun! Let's go take an instant photo right now!" she said, and dragged him off.

"Arrgh!" Keitaro said. He pushed against Mutsumi. "Not now! Now's a bad time! Now – woah!" he cried, and also fell on top of Mutsumi.

"Ha! Everyone's on the floor!" Su cried. "Weee!" she shouted, jumping on Keitaro. BAM! The door slid open and Motoko and Haruka entered.

"Eh?" everyone said, with a sweat-drop. "Err..."

"Wha-?" Haruka asked.

"It's not what is looks like, Aunt Haruka!" Keitaro cried from under Su. Haruka walked over to Keitaro and peered at him. "Eh?" he said. SLAP!

"It's Haruka-san! Idiot!" she said. "I just was going to tell you something, but never mind! I'll leave now, since all of you are having so much fun." She left. Motoko was still staring. Su leaped off of Keitaro and landed on Motoko.

"Hiya!" she said. Motoko slowly turned away.

"I know nothing," she said, and walked to her room with Su pestering her.

"Err...we should probably all go to bed," Naru said. Keitaro got off of Mutsumi who had passed out.

"Myu?" Tama-chan asked, poking Mutsumi.

"Need help?" Keitaro asked Naru.

"Ah...oof! No thanks," Naru said, pushing Kitsune off of her.

"Man, that was some unnecessary party," Keitaro said.

"Yeah..." An awkward silence ensued.

"Well...what should we do about them?" Keitaro asked.

A/N: Yes! Chapter 4 is complete. You know, for those people out there who forget, remember Keitaro is a woman. Imagine what he would look like with all the necessary parts to make him girl. Yes, envision so your reading experience would be more prosperous! Please R&R!