Title- Story of My Life
Chapter 17- More Secrets
AN- ...c'mon you guys, you're killing me! You ask me to tell you everything! You'll find out soon, sheesh! (And come on. Who else in Naruto wears a big black cloak? -sighs exasperatedly-) Also...time for my rant...
GYAAAAA! I WANT TO WRITE THE CLIMAX OF THE STORY ALREADY! BUT I CAN'T, BECAUSE OF THE STUPID FILLER PARTS THAT GIVE YOU THE INFO! AND I CAN'T SKIP THOSE, BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE TELEKINETIC POWERS! GYAAAAA! I WANT TO WRITE THE GOOD STUFF! NOT THIS BORING CRAP! I AM ASHAMED OF MY WRITING! MY WORKS ARE PIECES OF DOG FECES! PLEASE, LET ME DO THE HONORABLE SAMURAI THING AND KILL MYSELF!
Okay. I feel a lot better now.
To TenshiKaitou- A spork is a brilliant piece of cutlery. It looks like a spoon with three small, sharp prongs on the end, like a fork. So therefore it was called a "spork". Or a "foon". Spork just sounds cooler. It is normally a weapon used again Mary-Sues (are you trying to tell me something!) because it's so painful to die by.
America is just a vast conspiracy to keep everyone happy.
- Unknown
At exactly 3:26 AM, the chiming of bells were heard throughout the prison. It was a sound heard not often. The last time they had been rung was twenty years ago. Most prisoners had no clue what they meant, and just grumbled that they couldn't sleep.
"Shut the fuck up."
"What the hell are they doing!"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Gawd! I was havin' one of the best dreams ever!"
"I said, shut the fuck up!"
At exactly 4:47 AM, the prisoners found out what the bells meant.
"Breakout!"
"This is so fuckin' screwed up."
"Who did it?"
"This is so fuckin' screwed up."
"I've been waiting my whole life to breakout, and someone did it before me?"
"This is so fuckin' screwed up!"
"You could say that again."
Unfortunately, no one knew who the mysterious jailbird was- at least, not until they realized that the only person that could possibly pull it off was the infamous...
"Uzumaki Naruto!"
"This is so fuckin' cool."
"Only he would be able to pull something like this off."
"This is so fuckin' cool."
"They'll never catch him!"
"This is so fuckin' cool!"
At exactly 7:00 AM, another name swept through the prison like wildfire. For the entire jail was searching for who was missing, and the person missing from breakfast was the one person no one would have ever suspected...
"THE KID?"
"No fuckin' way."
"How did he pull it off?"
"No fuckin' way."
"And they still haven't caught him? He's only a kid!"
"No fuckin' way!"
In the middle of a heated debate on why it couldn't have been Naruto ("Maybe he just got sick again!") Kiba turned his head. "Hey. The gangers must know somethin'- they're taking them away."
And indeed they were. "Haku, Sakura, Inari, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Gaara, Temari- come with me." a guard called out monotonously. The Demons shared uneasy glances (well, at least Haku and Sakura did- Inari was too busy giving the Kamikazes death glares), but the others just seemed to be amused. There was a large group of guards accompanying the first.
Lee whistled. "Twenty guards! That's a lot!"
"Thank you, Captian Obvious..."
"Shut up, Kiba! I'm attempting to make this an exciting event!"
"Yeah, well, they probably were just planning to murder each other at night, and their plans were foiled."
"...I can't believe you just used the word 'foiled'."
"Shut up, Snoreboy."
"Oh, good one. Your mom teach you that one?"
"No, but she taught me this-"
"...cool it."
"Er...heh heh, hi, Shino! Didn't...ah, see you there..."
"That's what you get for trying to make trouble, dog breath..."
"What'd you say, bastard?"
And so, the incident was quickly forgotten by the current company. Or at least, shoved into the very far recesses of their minds. In all but Neji's, who seemed to be staring out in space. 'Probably just daydreaming, like usual,' his friends might think. Oh, but the secretive Neji never daydreams...
"Why are we in the same room as...them?" Inari spat at the two adults sitting at the large oak desk. The group of criminals had been escorted to what appeared to be an office, with only simple scrolls on the walls, the letters on which were unintelligible.
The adult on the right, a man with steel-gray hair and a wart on his nose, eyed the fiery boy. "We need you all here to figure out what's going on."
"But why are w-mmmpphh!"
Haku had quickly put his hand over the brown-haired youth's mouth. "I'm sorry, Jiraya-san. You were saying?"
The woman that Sakura recognized to be Tsunade-san from the hospital room snapped at them. "You know why you're here! What exactly is Uzumaki Naruto?"
The whole room seemed to freeze.
"Why do you want to know?" Sakura said slowly.
SLAM
Everyone jumped as Tsunade slammed a file down on the table and stood up. "YOU KNOW WHY THE HELL WE-"
"Tsunade, calm down," Jiraya said calmly, placing one hand on the inside of her arm. Turning to glare at the man, the buxom woman allowed him to gently pull her back into her seat. He then turned to the Demons with a emotionless face. "He's gone. Disappeared, in fact. We should have expected it sooner, since Itachi has escaped."
Haku's eyes widened. "No," he whispered. "I-it can't be. And you think that-"
"-that he lured that brat out of the safety of your pathetic prison," interrupted Orochimaru, who was grinning evilly. "Ku ku ku, this really is something. And if anyone will bring out the demon side of Uzumaki, the Uchiha's the one to do it."
Jiraya and Tsunade shared a look. "So he is..." Tsunade muttered.
Jiraya rubbed his forehead. "But it doesn't make sense. Itachi wanted all the deceived people to know the truth. Why would he lure Naruto away?"
"He didn't." All eyes turned to the door. There stood Neji, who folded his arms across his chest. "They're still here."
"What do you think you're-" began Tsunade heatedly, but the pale-eyed man cut her off.
"I know what this God-condemned place this is, and about everyone in it. I'm not as stupid and gullible as others." Turning his head, he glared at the two older adults at the table. "When all my relatives with the same...problem, as I have began to disappear or were charged with false crimes or killed, I knew something was up. I just had no clue it was all this grand and complex." He turned and looked at Haku. "Is he really one of the Possessed?"
Haku nodded silently.
"And you're an Elemental? And Sakura and Inari are Mystiques?"
He nodded again.
"And you two-" here Neji pointed to Tsunade and Jiraya, "-and you over there-" he indicated the Kamikazes, "-knew about everything, didn't you?"
No one anwered him, but he didn't want an answer.
Finally Tsunade snapped, her voice not filled with shame but strong and clear in truth, "Well, are you going to just stand there, or let yourself and everyone else be taken down by a monster?"
Neji shrugged and mutter, "I was thinking about it," before leading them all out of the room. Nobody took notice when Kabuto closed his eyes for a minute.
Everything is working perfectly, Itachi-san.
/Wonderful. Meet in the field. Make sure everyone is there. And I mean everyone
