Disclaimers: Me no owns Fruits Basket. Darn.
Electric Disaster
by
Julia Poprocks
"So how long's this gonna take?" Kyo asked as he boredly punched his fist into the floor.
"Just a few more seconds..." Sake monotoned as she stared into space, the letters "M.A.S.H." hovering above her head in crackling electric bolts, but of course this could only be seen by those gifted beings sensitive to electric waves like you and I. If anyone in the room knew she was using a childs game to predict such an important thing every door in the Sohma house most definitely would've been broken.
"There." She came out of her daze and looked at the row of men in front of her, "Tohru will marry..." she then paused and pointed. "Shigure..."
"Oh my" Shigure squealed as he put his hand up to his cheek in fake embarrassment, Uo passed out, Hatori and Kyo died, Tohru turned white, followed byYuki quickly taking her by the hand and them running far far away, and Hana just sat there still pointing to Shigure.
"You have a bug on your shirt..."
"What?" Shigure looked down to see a small ladybug on his shoulder.
"Oh...so I do." He then proceeded to laugh long and hard until Kyo and Hatori magically came back to life - probably by Hana - and smacked him till he started crying, which didn't take that long.
"Okay okay I'll stop, I'll stop!" He whinned as he waved his hand in front of himself, then turned back to Hana with a serious face. "So...who is she really going to marry?"
Hana half-smiled somewhat evilly. "Yuki."
Kyo's eyes widened and he looked around to notice these mentioned two where missing. "That damn rat!" He growled as he ran out of the house and into the woods to hunt them down.
The End.
Wow, well that wasn't any good now was it?
I really don't care though, because it makes me laugh anyway for some strange reason.
But hey lookit me! I'm back! It feels good to be back. I'm taking a creative writing class now, and its really fun! Its made remember that the only way you get better at this stuff is by just doing it!
Uh...Code:Lyoko's back on Cartoon Network. So watch it, Fool.
Oh yeah, "M.A.S.H." is that old game played by bored elementary school girls to predict who they would marry and where they'd live, etc. I can't remember the rules anymore but it sure was a fun game, when you'd get set up with the right person. XD
HUG
-Poprocks
