Chapter 1.4

Yamcha couldn't believe it. Not only was he in space, but he puked in his helmet while entering the atmosphere.

"Ewwwwwwie!" screamed a glass half empty with puke Yamcha, "eeeeewie!".

"Stop being a pussy." said Oolong while listening to his best of Cher cassettes.

It was a spacey dark space, and Yajirobi was eating Pork Snacklins while trying not to listen on Pu'ar's 394 reasons for having a sex change and getting plastic surgery to make her look like Venus Williams.

"I swear, it's better for your health!" said Pu'ar.

"I'll just pretend that your non-existent and in my head. In that case, WHY-WON'T-YOU-GET-OUT-OF-MY-HEAD?"

"Chi-Chi," said Yamcha, "what's for dinner?"

"Well," said the Chi-Chi "all I see is cabbage, there's nothing else! No water! No sausage! Who the hell forgets to put water in the ship?"

back at earth

Dr. Brief sits leisurely while watching Bulma mud wrestle with Videl when suddenly he remembers he forgot to put in water. Then he forgets just as soon as he remembers and started getting the hots for his own daughter.

Back to the real deal

"Great," said Oolong, "now we don't have any water and just cabbage to-wait my favorite part! Do you believe….."

Everyone stepped back from Oolong, who accidentally clicked the random warp to the nearest planet to make this story go somewhere button and they were zapped away.

When Yamcha woke up, he found himself as well as Oolong and Pu'ar and Yajirobi tied to the wall while beautiful ladies caressed them. He was okay with this at first, until he realized that the bottom half of their bodies were basically that of a cow, utters and all.

"What the crap?" said a freaked out Yamcha.

"We're the Utteracts of Hefenia," said the leader, "I am Hoof, these are my legions of ladies. We come from a planet where one out of 20000 people are males, all of them are shipped in crates and sent to the planet Dairy Queen to make their burgers so we are left alone unattended to."

"Plus we need help," said another, "we need to be milked."

"What the )#)#!" said Yajirobi.

"Count me in!" said Oolong, "when can I start!"

"Milk me!" said one.

"No, me! Me!" said another.

Soon they were all swarming the pig in a huge group. Oolong was getting the hot cow chicks he didn't deserve at all. While this commotion was going on, Yamcha broke Yajirobi free while leaving Pu'ar to get molested by millions of cow ladies.

"Help me Yamcha!" said Pu'ar, "help me!"

Yamcha was off and ready to find Chi-Chi and his ship.