Always Remember to Flush
"Excuse me, where is your bathroom? That bean burrito I ate sure did the job," said a 500 pound looking man. "It's the first door on your left," the bored gas attendant said. The man ran as fast as a man in his condition could. Without looking he went, wiped, and flushed. To make sure it wasn't clogged he looked down. Inside the toilet was a male head. The man screamed, "The toilets clogged!"
CSI was immediately called. "Looks like a 10-27," said Catherine. "You seem right," reported Grissom. "I'll dust the flusher for prints," suggested Catherine. "No use," Grissom said. "The witness used the toilet and then flushed it." "Is that why there's crap on the head," asked Catherine. "Yes, were going to have to bag it. It might have evidence on it," Grissom pointed out. The team finished collecting evidence and headed back to the lab.
"What do you have for me this time," asked Greg. "A 10-27," reported Grissom. "We need you to see if there is any evidence on the bottom of the human waste. Catherine is going back to see if our head has a body. I'm going to Dr. Robbins to see if he has identified our victim."
"Cause of death is actually not his head being chopped off. The killer must have done that after. It is actually a blow to the head. You should take a mold of it to see if you can find your murder weapon," reported the doc. "Thanks doc," said Grissom. "We'll catch up later."
Meanwhile Catherine had been looking for more body parts. "I can't find anything. The killer must have cleaned up the rest or hid it somewhere else," Catherine said warily. As she walked out the door she felt a drop of blood drip down on her shoulder. "Oh god, I always knew staples were dangerous," Catherine said while pointing to the ceiling. "My only question is where the hands and feet are."
