To say she understood him might be going a bit too far. She knew him, if that was any compromise, but the two things were just not the same. Because deep with in her mind she knew that he could be summed up in two words, 'excessively insane'. But that never stopped her from dreaming of him. And it didn't even lower her already exceedingly high opinion of him.

Often one had to wonder, where did all this loyalty come from? Maybe, in some other life, she had been his puppy or something of the sort, because she always followed his commands without a complaint or wavering. And even in her darkest hours, when he made it known that he himself thought that she was 'exceptionally annoying', and commenced to killing her, she still held him in a high place in her heart.

So one must wonder, what was so wrong with her heart that made her love him when he could care less about her or her well being? It must have been that damned Cupid or Eros, which every name you fancy, for he was a mischievous child innocently kissing people with his arrows and laughing at how the human heart worked.

Therefore in all actuality, her love for him was some fictitious play, where the actors had been picked out by a malicious child and switching parts was quite impossible. But even when she realized this fact, she didn't seem care much. She just continued to play her part, smiling the entire while as she destroyed her creator and every other manga artist her unrequited lover could think of. And this summed up her quite exciting yet exquisitely dull life.

And even when the fountain pen ran out of ink and the chapter was finished, you could still hear her psychotic laughter haunting the room in search of this so called love. And maybe one day that sadistic cupid might just allow her to wander into it. But until that day, you might not want to be around sharp objects or anything that can propel a bullet…

Ilpalazzo and Excel 4 never…

Okay, the funny thing about this is I haven't even seen Excel Saga. My friend made me listen to like the first 10 episodes over the phone (Thanks a lot Blueangel326!). I had no idea what Excel, Ilpalazzo or Hyatt even looked like until last week when I looked it up. I did know what Menchi looked like and that's only because I have been using her for my AIM Icon… Oh well, enough pity trips for me. Please review my one-shot. I think it was a nice 400 word drabble… Anyway I'm off to take a nap so later!

P.S. Can someone tell me why ever single website I go to Ilpalazzo's name is spelt differently?