Author's note: I am writing this with a friend of mine and our writing styles are quite different so if you notice any inconsistencies, that's why.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of its characters, but I do own Smudgi, and Rahnee and Mia belong to my friend Menelerosse.

A most abnormal story

Chapter 1

Smudgi Paige was one of the hottest guys at Domino High. Every girl wanted him – besides one. The one thing he knew he couldn't have he wanted. Rahnee had long soft brown hair and bright green eyes. She was one of the biggest sluts but she had a soft side.

Smudgi had a posse like most popular kids do. He had his friends Yami and Joey. There were other kids who tried to get into their group, but these three were bound together; nothing could get in between them, except for Rahnee.

See Joey liked Rahnee, and Rahnee abused that by flirting with him just to make Smudgi jealous. Rahnee liked Smudgi but it would be no fun to admit it. It was like she had to prove something to him, prove to him that he couldn't always have what he wanted.

It was the third term of school and Smudgi was getting fed up with Rahnee's games. He knew he needed a plan, a plan to make Rahnee admit how much she really loved him. Who better to ask than his best friend Yami Moto? "Hey, Yami!" he yelled across the school grounds, "Oy, come here!"

Yami ran over to Smudgi. "What?"

"Well, you know how Rahnee likes me? How can I make her admit it?" Smudgi sighed.

"Well the masquerade ball is coming up, so hire a costume and seduce her. Do things with her that she will never forget" Yami winked. All of a sudden Smudgi bolted. He ran to the car park, jumped in his car and left. As he was driving towards the costume shop he saw a sign which had the direction to an Adult Shop. It read 'Come and but items that will help you seduce your lover'.

Smudgi knew he had to get his fake ID updated before he went into the Adult Shop. He knew just the right person to go to.

Smudgi walked up behind a dark haired girl and casually draped his arm over her shoulder. "Hey, Mia," he said, "can you do me a favour?"

Mia was a contradiction in herself; a beautiful, popular computer nerd. "If it has anything to do with one of your brilliant plans to get an easy fuck, then no". Mia was one of the many girls who were attracted to Smudgi's anime-spiky blonde hair and black fringe, and his slanted blue eyes, but she hated that he used he to get what he wanted.

"No, well it's not, I just wanted to get into… uh… a nightclub, yeah, a nightclub, and I need my fake ID updated. C'mon, please, you know you're the best…"

"Okay, okay! Don't beg! Send me a new picture, you'll have your ID tomorrow… Maybe"

"Thank you. Bye" Smudgi ran away down the hall to where Yami and Joey were. Mia sighed. Next time she'd have to tell him to flush his head down a toilet or something…

"Hey Smudgi," said Yami, "where did you go this morning?"

"I found a costume for the masquerade"

"Ooh, what are you going as?" asked Joey.

Smudgi winked. "It's a secret"

"Yeah, mine too" Joey said.

Yami shrugged. "I don't know what I'll be. I might not go"

"No!" said Smudgi, "you're coming! Go as the Flash, he's cool, or…"

"Catwoman" Joey teased, and Yami punched his shoulder while Smudgi laughed.

Rahnee walked over and slapped Yami on the arse and said, "Yeah, you would look hot in tight leather". Then she walked over to a bunch of her slutty friends and they began to come up with their costume ideas.

Rahnee began to say who she was going as when the new principal walked over. "Rahnee, can you go to my office and wait for me" the principal said with a sly look on his face. Smudgi had seen this happen and he followed Rahnee to the principal's office. Rahnee sat on a chair inside and the principal walked in and sat in a chair next to her.

Smudgi was outside the door to the office. The principal began to talk to Rahnee about her grades. "Rahnee, your test results are very good, but your assignments are… well there are none, due to you don't do them… But I know a way you can get extra marks…" The principal began to rub his hand up her skirt towards her thigh. Then, BAM! The door flew open and Smudgi burst in "get off her you filthy man-whore!"

Rahnee got up and ran out of the room.

"What do you think you're doing, young man" roared the principal.

"That was sexual harassment you paedophile!"

"Tell me your name you little prick"

"Don't fuckin' call me a little prick you old man with saggy balls!"

"That's it; you're suspended for four weeks!"

"Well… well you're fired ya dickhead!"

"Idiot, you can't fire me!"

Smudgi mentally slapped himself. The principal grabbed his arm "I've only been here a week and I can already tell you're a trouble-maker. Now, get out! And don't even think of coming to the school masquerade ball!"

Smudgi walked out of the office, he kept thinking about what he did, was it the right thing to do, or the wrong thing? He left the school grounds and drove home. "Just because I'm suspended doesn't mean I can't go to the ball. I mean it's a masquerade; no one will know its me! It's a perfect plan!"

He parked outside his house just as his cell phone rang. "Hello?"

"Hi, Smudgi. Its Rahnee… What the fuck did you do that for?"

"He was touching you! He's a paedophile!"

"Oh, I know, it was totally disgusting but what did he do to you?"

"I'm suspended and he thinks I'm not going to the ball"

"Well that will teach you to mind your own business. Next time just let me kick the bastard in the balls myself!"

Smudgi sighed and hung up. He looked right before he was tackled by Yami and Joey.

" 'Filthy man-whore' ?" said Yami, "are you fucking suicidal?"

Joey growled "What did the arsehole do? Can we beat him up for you?"

"No! This is my problem! If I think this out I can get him back and win Rahnee on the same night," Smudgi burst out laughing. "Just wait till the masquerade. Then that mother fucker will get what's coming to him"

TBC…

Author's note: What will Smudgi do? Tune in for the next chapter! I hope you liked the first one; if you did please post reviews!