I apologize for taking down Twin Heartbeats, but it really sucked. I'm still going to write its sequel, just not now. :P

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Chapter 6


Friday November 16

Common Room, 6:10 PM

Harry has decided that it is too cold for Quidditch tonight, but it's supposed to be nice tomorrow. That's a v. g. thing because we have our game tomorrow. So I must rest up.

Going to bed now.

Dormitory, 8:02 PM

I didn't sleep all night, now I have to get up and go to Quidditch.

Dormitory, 8:04 PM

Realized that it is in fact NIGHT and I do not have to get up for another twelve hours.

Dormitory, 8:41 PM

I cannot sleep. I fancy a piece of chocolate. Surely I can break my carbs and chips diet for a bit of chocolate? Sounds like a good idea.

Dormitory, 9:02 PM

Mellie came in and found me on the floor, stuffing my face.

"Urgh," I said when she lifted me into my bed.

Dormitory, 9:44 PM

Now I cannot sleep as I have a huge tummyache. Oh dear. I really must work on my self-control.

Saturday November 17

Dormitory, 4:26 AM

Had the weirdest dream. Ghosts of Relationship Past, Present and Future paid me a visit.

Ghost of Relationship Past showed me snogging Draco passionately. V. much of a turn on (to watch HIM, not myself, obviously. I'm not THAT pervy) and remembered that he WAS a good... no, great, kisser.

Ghost of Relationship Present showed Draco lying in his bed, all alone, crying his eyes out.

Then, Ghost of Relationship Future showed myself in two hundred years, alone, dead. Being eaten by dogs. But then it switched and showed me how happy I could be with Draco.

Dormitory, 4:51 AM

People don't really get eaten by dogs when they die alone and friendless, do they?

Dormitory, 5:34 AM

I cannot sleep. Must never eat chocolate before bed ever again.

Dormitory, 5:56 AM

"I WILL NOT GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM!" I yelled out loud.

"Shuddup," Mellie mumbled into her pillow. Some friend she is, doesn't CARE that I am so stressed.

Dormitory, 8:38 AM

Must have fallen back asleep. Found self being shaken violently awake by Mellie and being told that Quidditch is in half an hour. I feel really sick.

Hospital Wing, 4:30 PM

I think I fell asleep when I was playing... I don't know, I just remember falling. Well, I don't remember it, but I remember flying, then nothing for a few seconds, then something v. painful, turned out to be arm crushed under self. How tragic, but was flying close to the ground so I didn't fall too terribly far.

Sunday November 18

Hospital Wing, 12:09 PM

People are so nice, coming by to visit. Draco didn't. Fuckwit. He was SO OBSESSED last week, now he doesn't even care. My leg is better but Madam Pomfrey said I was suffering from fatigue.

On bright side, have gained a half a pound! Go me! Surely I'll look like a woman by Christmas!

Tuesday November 20

Girls' loo, 4:20 PM

Whoa. Phwoar. Dearie me. Well, NOW it looks like I have a boyfriend. Hopefully it'll work out. I mean, I know I promised myself that I wouldn't get back together with him, not even if he has a snoggability factor of a hundred and a half. It was bound to happen anyway, as I had been contemplating some harebrained scheme to snag, snog and shag him within an inch of his life.

Back to my epic story, Draco pulled me into an empty room right after classes were over. Meaning, he just stuck his hand out and grabbed my arm and dragged me inside. He winked at me in a v. alluring way and pulled me in for a kiss. I stepped back and said, "Why are you so OBNOXIOUS?"

He frowned at me. "It worked," he replied.

"Shut up," I said, "what is wrong with you! You stalk me and annoy the hell out of me and then ignore me like an emotional fuckwit and expect me to come in here and expect me to snog you like some... very horny thing!"

"Sorry," he muttered. "Look, Ginny, I really like you. I'm not even kidding. I honestly want you to be my girlfriend."

I did my v. unattractive impression of a goldfish. "I-I-I, Draco! Uhmm.. I-well..."

He looked really sad. "Fine, Ginny, if that's really how you want it." He examined his shoelaces.

"To tell you the truth," I said, "my mum said to stay away from guys like you."

"Why's that?" he said, amused.

"She said they were nasty and they'd do things I don't want to do."

"What makes her think that?" he asked.

"They've got one thing on their minds," I explained, "Their hormones are raging and they want it all the time."

"Well, I like you very much," he said, "you're nice to see and you're nice to touch."

I looked at him. "That's what I-I mean, she, means!"

"But I'd never ever treat you wrong. I've been waiting for you all along. You're perfect in every way."

I grinned at him. He could be so SWEET sometimes! "Aww, Draco...of course I'll get back together with you!"

I looked at my watch. He put his hand gently on my waist.

"I'm sorry, I... I can't right now, I need to ask Hermione something about my homework before I forget... nothing personal."

"Bye," he said, brushing his lips softly against mine. I hate it-wait, I love it-when he does that, but I had to be firm.

I hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.

Dormitory, 8:49 PM

Have decided to sleep normally to avoid another v. painful accident like at quidditch. It's almost nine. Early to bed, early to rise, blah blah. Zzz.

Wednesday November 21

Common Room, 8:30 PM

Draco's owl with a letter for me. How sweet! Just a mushy love letter, but I will cherish it all my life and not burn it like I did with the other letters from him... unless I get very mad at him. Am supposed to meet him on Friday night, but not for long as he has Prefect duties that night because he lost a bet with Hermione. Most likely not enough time to shag, which is what I think I actually want to do. I think I am ready. Obviously, no one will think I'm a slut because they do not know that I have a boyfriend in the first place. Well, they're SUSPICIOUS but I am v. sneaky and they don't see what's right in front of them! But I haven't officially been his girlfriend for even two days yet...whatever.

Also have received another letter from Robbie in Canada.

Dear Ginny,

It sounds very interesting at Hogwarts. It's interesting to know that we have mostly the same classes, I guess it's an international curriculum. At The Acadian Academy for Witches and Wizards, we have students from as far west as Ontario and as far south as New Jersey. It serves quite a big area and we have all sorts of different people.

So, I'd like to know more about you! When you write next, let me know a bit more about yourself and what you like to do!

-Robbie

-

Friday November 23

Dormitory, 7:30 PM

Met Draco for a quick snog at the Room of Requirement. That's the best room in the school for anything and everything, I tell you.

He didn't even ask for sex, and I'd only give it to him if he asked, because I don't want to seem like a slut. Am supposed to meet him again tomorrow.

Marie came up with a bottle of something or other and offered me some. Not wanting to be rude, I said yes.

Dormitory, 9:45 PM

Am v. happy and don't know why. Have decided to write back to Robbie.

Dormitory, 11:49 PM

Am so tired. Must sleep. Zzz.

Saturday November 24

Dormitory, 5:09 AM

Why do I feel like such utter crap? Head is hurting. Must get up as I really need to vomit. Ow, my head.

Dormitory, 5:14 AM

Need water. Head hurts, as well as burning sensation in throat from puke. V. unpleasant.

Dormitory, 11:10 AM

Am so groggy. Head hurts. Need water. Have nagging feeling that I have done something I'll regret. What was it?

Dormitory, 11:19 AM

Made list of what I did last night:

Sang loudly with Marie

Danced around dormitory

Wrote back to Robbie

Let Marie do my hair

Fell asleep

None of that seems too bad. I still have all my hair and I don't remember leaving dormitory.

Dormitory, 12:31 PM

Damn. I probably wrote something discriminating in the letter to Robbie! What did I write?

Dormitory, 12:38 PM

Have done Priori Ecritum on my quill. Have read what it said, though mostly illegible in sloppy writing.

Dear Robbie,

How are you old pal? You say you wanted to know about me and what I like to do, etc?

Measurements:
Chest: small

Legs: thunderous potential, for now just on chubby side

Waist: non-existent

Hips: small

Bum: nothing there, steel or otherwise.

...Have gone on carbs/chips diet to increase chest and bum size.

And here's a little information sheet I have compiled about myself for your information:

Name: Ginerva Weasley

Sex: Yes, please!

Occupation: Sex Goddess

Hobbies: Being an irrisistible sex kitten for my incredibly sexy boyfriend whose name I cannot write because it would be v. incriminating and possibly dangerous to my health.

Other: I plan to snag, snog and shag said boyfriend within an inch of his life.

I have nothing else to say.

-Ginny

P.S. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

-

Oh God. So bad. What does 'Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?' even mean! Head still hurts. Must lie down again. Zzz.

Sunday November 25

Dormitory, 3:21 PM

Draco was a bit miffed that I didn't meet him yesterday. I'd gone to meet Hermione then she went to the washroom and he attacked me. I told him that I had a splitting headache. I said that I couldn't get out of bed, which is true. Mostly. Well, I HAD gotten out of bed, but I kind of fell back asleep on the floor. Still v. stiff. Hermione came back and Draco said, "And tell your ... stupid Weasley brother how ... stupid I said he was... stupid! Got it, stupid?"

Hermione rolled her eyes as he strutted off. "Not at his best today, is he?"

Monday November 26

Breakfast, 7:30

Dad got a promotion! Mum and Dad wrote us this morning and he's making DOUBLE what he had been making before. So now I get loads more pocket money and I can pay people back! And, I can buy some really spiff Christmas gifts! Go me!

Wednesday November 28

Head Peoples' Dormitory, 9:30 PM

Dear LORD. How TERRIBLE. Well, I said that I was going to visit Hermione at the Head Peoples' dormitory. So I went there, and Hermione was there. And I said I needed help with homework, but she said that she was going back to Gryffindor Common Room to be with Harry, but I could stay here if I wanted to.

So I did a bit of work and then got up and stared out the window. Nothing interesting, but the snow was falling in a v. romantic way, when Draco came in. He started kissing my neck and I nearly melted in his arms. So I kissed him back. Then, I looked at him and whispered, "Draco, d'you want to, y'know, take it up to your room?" What I really meant was that I wanted to lose my virginity with him right at that minute.

He replied, "Durrh, yes!"

I let go of him a bit so we could go to his room, when I heard someone say, "Ginny, are you in here?"

I looked at the door and there was no one there. It sounded peculiarly like dad. I looked around, then spotted his head in the fireplace. "Dad!" I squeaked, hastily buttoning up my shirt. Good thing I was out of view of the fireplace!

"What're you doing over there?" he asked.

"Oh, I, er, was looking out the window. It's snowing," I said brightly. It was true, mostly. I got up and went around in front of the coffee table and kneeled on the floor to be level with dad. "What are you doing here?"

"I just wanted to make sure you were OK," he said.
I looked at him. "OK? Why would I not be OK?"

"You're my little girl," he said, "And I just wanted to make sure you weren't doing anything ... that you shouldn't be."

"Like what?" I asked, already knowing the answer.

"Well, like... things...with boys." He looked uneasy.

"Oh, er, of course I wouldn't do anything you wouldn't approve of, daddy," I said.

He stared at me. "Just as long as you're not doing anything bad, especially with that Malfoy. Not like you would, a Weasley and a Malfoy haven't ... been together... since-"

"Yeah, I know, April 27, 1810. It's no big deal, you can trust me," I said, crossing my fingers behind my back.

"OK, just so you know that," he said, smiling. "I have to go now, but I love you."

"I love you too, daddy, bye!"

Then he left with a soft whoosh.

"Well, that kinda ruined the mood," Draco said.

"Definitely," I said as Hermione came in. "You are the biggest ... idiot I've ever had the misfortune of meeting... idiot. Oh, hi, Hermione."

"Ugh, too many... stupid people in the room," Draco said, going up to his room.

"Good riddance, idiot," I replied. "Have to go now, Hermione, so see you later!"

Then I left and went back to Gryffindor Tower.


Bridget Jones was the one afraid of being eaten by dogs.

Emotional fuckwit(tage) comes from Bridget Jones as well. I heart BRIDGET JONES!

I believe 'Snoggability factor' comes from Georgia Nicolson.

The conversation starting with "my mum said..." to "...I've been waiting for you all along." is an adaptation from Song 3 on the 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack. (Called 'I Know' but I don't know who it's by.)

'As agog as two gogs' is from Georgia Nicolson.

Priori Ecritum is similar to 'Priori Incantatum' or whatever... just for writing. Have used the French root, because I think it's related to Latin.

The 'Sex: Yes, please!' is from Austin Powers.

Also, forgot to credit 'Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir' to Lady Marmalade.