Disclaimer: See Chapter 1 (I really couldn't be bothered to type it again).
AN: This is called 'A most abnormal story' for a reason! This chapter is even stranger than the last one! Although I am writing this with my friend Tahlia, aka Menelerosse, there is also one short part of this chapter that was written by my friend Steph. Thanks Steph!
A Most Abnormal Story
CHAPTER 2
It was a dark night and a cool breeze blew through the treetops. Music flowed through the windows of the school hall. Inside was a whirl of colour. An alien and a clown laughed over drinks, and the Flash danced with Catwoman while a Playboy Bunny flirted with Batman. All of a sudden the doors flew open and slammed against the walls. Zorro stood in the doorway, his black cape fluttering in the wind. He stalked into the hall, his footsteps barely heard above the music. He was aware of everyone staring at him, but he ignored them as his eyes searched. Then finally he found her, his one true love: a Playboy Bunny with bright green eyes and soft brown hair.
He grabbed her soft cold hand and gave it a little kiss. "May I have this dance?" Zorro said as he swept the Playboy Bunny off her feet.
"I know your voice," she said, "I've heard it before, but who are you?"
"I am Zorro your one true love"
"I cannot dance with you unless I know who you are". The Playboy Bunny let go of Zorro's hand and started to walk away.
"If we dance all night and you have a good time I'll tell you who I am" said Zorro. The Playboy Bunny thought about this for a while; she was desperate to find out who this guy was who had swept her off her feet. "Yes, okay, but you must tell me before the ball ends at twelve"
"Okay, I'll tell you at twelve, but only if I can walk you home as myself"
"Sure, it's a deal"
As Zorro and the Playboy Bunny danced the night away, Batman stood in the corner wondering what went wrong. He had the Playboy Bunny until she went off with Zorro. What was so good about this Zorro guy? Batman knew he had to get her attention back, but how?
(AN: This is Steph's part. Yay!)
He decided that he would climb up to the top of the light stage and take everyone by surprise. He ran up the stairs to the lights and he yelled out "STOP! Zorro get away from her! You wanker leave her alone!" Then he jumped off the light stage and landed in the crowd. "You bastard, get away from the Playboy Bunny! She's Smudgi's girl!"
Zorro was taken by surprise because he didn't know that Batman would do such a thing.
(AN: So what do you think? Should Steph join Fanfiction?)
Zorro took off his mask, revealing his identity. Zorro was Smudgi.
"Security, security! That boy there, throw him out!" the principal yelled.
"Oh, no, my cover's blown! It's time to do my disappearing act!"
A smoke bomb was activated and the room was filled with smoke. When the smoke cleared, Smudgi was gone, along with Batman and Flash.
Smudgi arrived home. He was so pissed off. There was a knock at the door. "Go away, I'm not buying nothing!"
The person didn't get the hint, bang, bang. Smudgi walked towards the door yelling "Oh, just piss off!"
He opened the door, "Rahnee, what are you-"
The Playboy Bunny grabbed Smudgi and kissed him, then threw him onto the lounge.
Joey barged in "Oh, my god, that was sooo – oh, shit, sorry". He closed the door and left. Rahnee laughed and pinned Smudgi down by sitting on his legs. Smudgi was shocked by her actions. Finally, after all his efforts, he wasn't that pleased. He liked the way she led him on. The reward for getting what he wanted wasn't that good. He had again become that little brat that got everything. "Oh, um, look at the time, I've got to go home" Smudgi said as he escaped for the door.
"But this is your house!" Rahnee said shockedly. Why would he do this to her? Isn't this what he wanted?
"Look, I've got to go, bye" the door slammed behind him as he jumped in his car and drove off.
But where was he driving to? (DundunDUN!) Rahnee crossed her legs, and then her arms. She sat and scowled before the need for chocolate drove her to raid Smudgi's fridge.
Smudgi pulled up outside a small dark house. He walked up the path and rang the doorbell. The short black-haired girl who answered was still in her Catwoman costume.
"Hi," she squeaked when she saw him, and tried to cover herself, "uh… do you want to come in?"
"Yeah" said Smudgi. He walked. "Mia… what's wrong with me?"
"Huh?"
"I've been chasing Rahnee for so long, but then I had her right there with me, and it was pretty obvious what she wanted…"
All of a sudden Mia had a coughing fit, in which the word 'slut' was clearly heard, but Smudgi didn't notice.
"…but I couldn't do it! I didn't want her! Why? How could that happen?"
Mia giggled. "Are you sure you're not gay?"
Smudgi glared at her "That isn't funny! You KNOW I'm homophobic. And I'm being serious"
"It's probably your subconscious telling you she's not right for you," Mia said, resting her hands on his shoulders, "I promise you you'll live through it"
"But everything's gone WRONG! I was supposed to go to the ball, win Rahnee, and get back at that fucked up principal!" Smudgi sat on a couch to sulk.
"Well," said Mia, "the ball was a fiasco, what with Batman jumping off the light stage – that was Joey, by the way, did you know? – Rahnee will probably never talk to you again… but you can still get back at the principal"
Smudgi stood up and put on his most macho face. "Yeah, I'm gonna go to his house and beat him up…"
"And he'll just report you for physical assault! Do you even know where he lives?"
"Er… no" Smudgi sat back down, "well if you're so smart why don't YOU come up with a plan!"
Mia smirked. "This is what we do…"
TBC…
AN: Okay, so I know it doesn't really have anything to do with Yu-Gi-Oh, but we created Smudgi and wanted to put him in a story, and I just had to have Joey in it (and Tahlia loves Marik).
Tahlia: Cartoon characters CAN be hot!
Me: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
I have to admit that Tahlia types up the chapters and puts them on here, as I don't often have internet access and as a result I have no idea how it works! She said she'd show me, so hopefully I can submit my Texas Chainsaw Massacre fic soon! Yay!
