This chapter is dedicated to my good buddy, Mary. After this, you get one more chapter. It's done being written. So I want five reviews. Because I now hate Draco, re: his behaviour in Half-Blood Prince. I had forgotten that I had this chapter written (duck's Mary's blows), so HERE IT IS!

I promise though, I will not add the last chapter until I have five reviews. That's not really that hard, I had twelve reviews on Chapter 1, seven on Chapter 2, nine on Chapter 4 and 5, but a disappointing FOUR on Chapter 8! And you must review this one, CHAPTER 9, or else I won't count it!

Thanks for reviewing, brokenperfection, Vanessa-Black and Zabini and Sahsa Benson!

Xani: yes, the "Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking" thing IS from Zoolander. Isn't is such the best movie?


Chapter 9

Tuesday, January 2

12:31 AM, Lunch

The day after New Year's...I'm glad Draco's back. We don't have classes for another week, almost! So, when Draco got back, after some steamy snogging, I told him about the knickers incident and I got really mad at him. Then I apologized because he is so incredibly snoggalicious. So we snogged a bit more then he said he had to go, so I let him go. Where did he have to go?

Thursday, January 4

7:10 PM, Hermione's room

Hermione is acting v. oddly. I came in and she seemed very depressed. I asked her what was wrong, but she just grunted and said that she didn't want to talk about it. I hope nothing really terrible happened with Harry, but if something did, she'd be screaming about it and Harry would have been neutered by now. And if it was with what happened last week with Voldemort, she wouldn't be secretive. It's probably a question on a Potions exam she had back in October that she got wrong, and she still can't figure out why.

Friday, January 5

10:30 PM, North Tower

I was just wandering around up here, it's so calm and peaceful. Draco came up because he was on Prefect duty, and we snogged for God-knows-how-long. Wow. He is such the best kisser!

Saturday, January 6

3:03 PM, Head Peoples' Dormitory

Came in and found Hermione, who seemed unusually ebullient. She was a little bit hyper, actually. Bouncing around, smiling. Singing, too. She does have good taste in music. Those Killers are one of the best bands. Because of her, I am now addicted to Mr. Brightside. 'And it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now...'

Sunday, January 7

9:32 PM, Dormitory

Last day of vacation-time. Should make the most of it. Two and a half hours... enough time for some serious snogging with Draco, perhaps?

Monday, January 8

1:31 AM, Dormitory

Managed to sneak out and meet Draco in the head peoples' dormitory. He was talking very conspiringly with Hermione. She stood up abruptly, told me to go to bed, then went into her own dormitory. She looked like she'd been crying or something. I spent four hours pestering Draco about what he was talking about, but he wouldn't tell me. So I told him that I wouldn't snog him until he told me. "You're only hurting yourself," he replied.

The nerve! Anyway, he was very adamant in his decision. Why? What was so important? He HATES Hermione, anyway! In his opinion, he thinks that she's just an insufferable know-it-all. I know this because he tells me every day.

Tuesday, January 9

5:00 PM, Common Room

Forgot how much I hate homework. Damndamndamn. Ron actually had the nerve to ask if I was wearing the knickers I got for Christmas. I imagine Harry's sneakoscope was going wild at the bottom of his trunk or wherever he's keeping that piece of junk. Pedophile cat is still eating knickers, but I've kept my drawers locked. Dresser drawers, I mean. He's been munching on Marie's instead. Decided to let him. Not my problem. Dumb kittykat.

Thursday, January 11

8:32 PM, Dormitory

Would really really like to know WHAT exactly Hermione and Draco are doing together. They were sitting unnaturally close. They didn't look like they'd been snogging, but it's difficult to say. Hermione's hair is always messy and her clothes are always askew. AND she hasn't complained, ranted about or otherwise mentioned Harry since the Voldemort incident. If they were snogging, oh, I'm going to use the self-defense method Hermione taught me on Draco.

Friday, January 12

6:20 PM, Dormitory

Why do they assign so much homework? I hate homework. If I keep getting homework, they're just giving me an excuse to drop out of school. I mean it, if I keep getting homework like this, I'm going to pull a Weasley--wait... I am a Weasley. Nevermind. Anyway, I'll do what Fred and George did, with a whole "A diversion!" thing.

I still need to find a way to become less stick-like without eating myself sick.

Sunday, January 14

1:52 PM, Library

Hm. I have been reading about metabolism and such, and I found some methods to become plump. I have a couple of options, which are a) lots of vegetables, a hearty breakfast and lunch and light supper and lots of sleep or b) a steady diet of oysters. Oysters are supposedly an aphrodisiac... but unless Draco's around, there's really no point...Anyway, most types of shellfish make me puff up like a marshmallow.

1:56 PM, Library

What if Draco doesn't like curvy girls? What if he likes them straight and flat and bony? Hah, as if.


ebullient: look it up, but at least my vocabulary is expanding. I needed an excuse to use this incredibly spiff word!

The Killers are the best. That song came on right when I was writing about them. I wasn't sure which song I was going to put. Destiny was calling me... LOL

Kittykat may be misspelled, but with the two K's looks so much cuter!

Legolas did the "A diversion!" thing in LOTR. It was actually v. hilarious.

The ways to become plump were from the first hit on Google. It amused me.