Section 9: On the Way to Yumoto
"Captain!" shouted Azrael as he pointed to the small orb on screen, "We're almost there!"
"MUHAHAHAHAHA!" cackled Hate as he danced about on the platform.
"It's confirmed. There are no Juraian ships present on or around Yumoto, sir." Azrael reported as he typed furiously.
"With no Juraian ships to get in the way we can be in and out with the treasure in no time!" Hate grinned like some oni. "FUCK YEAH!"
Just then, suddenly, out of nowhere, in an unexpected fashion the ship began to rock furiously almost sending Hate flying off his pedestal.
"We're being shot at!" the bald first mate exclaimed in disbelief.
"….." Hate's eyebrow twitched furiously, "F…f… fu…. WHAT THE FRICASEED FUCK? Who the fucking shit do these cock blockers think they're fucking attacking? THERE IS NO EXCUSE for such IGNORANCE! Open communications I'm gonna fucking FUCK FUCKITY FUCKIN kill these dick blazing boner biting jizz lipped ASSHOLES!"
"….."
"Yes captain." replied a random crewmember as she hit a few keys. When the screen popped up a dark haired man's face appeared, an angry looking face. Behind him could be seen a half wau with glasses and a shorter skinny dark haired man.
"I am captain of the GP decoy ship Funakaji, and I declare you all under arrest for the crime of piracy." the man declared.
"What are you doing?" cried the scrawny one in the background.
"Please stop this madness!" urged the half wau.
"You're bold. I'll give you that." smirked Hate.
"You're not getting to that planet alive." the GP captain told him. It was clear that he wasn't intimidated.
"A challenge?" Hate smiled. He turned to a large burly man to his right. "Burokuri, go over there and give them the once over."
"Yesh." The mammoth man replied.
Meanwhile, on Togashi Tonigawa's ship…
"Captain!" shouted Jimmi, "There's someone boarding our ship!"
As Tonigawa turned to the entrance circle a large man appeared. I mean freaky huge. This guy was seven feet tall and had muscles on top of muscles that could flex their muscles.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Steve in a high pitched voice before running into a corner, "PLEASE! Don't hurt me! I WANNA LIVE!"
Tonigawa knew this was bad. He reached for his beam sword but was too late. Goddamis leaped into the air and did a crazy kung fu kick on the man sending him stumbling backwards.
"WTF?" exclaimed Steve.
"How did…?" Jimmi was likewise confused.
"Yesh." smirked Burokuri before stepping forward and throwing his massive fist at the blonde man, who dodged it.
"Too slow!" Goddamis smiled before spinning and elbowing the giant in the stomach.
"Heh." Burokuri was unaffected. He quickly tried bringing his fists down upon the young man's back, but Goddamis moved forward and head butted him in the face. Unfortunately he was now in the perfect position to be bear hugged.
"GLAH!" he yelped as he lost his breath.
"Yesh." The monster seemed to be crushing the life from him. As he struggled Goddamis got a simple idea, and stabbed the behemoth in the eyes with his thumbs.
"GYAH!" Burokuri's deep voice echoed as he released the GP member and put his hands over his bleeding eyes.
"That's just gross." commented Steve.
"Huh…. Huh…" Goddamis panted before regaining his composure and right hooking the pirate in the groin.
"GOOO!" Burokuri leaned over and fell to his knees before Goddamis began punching him in the face.
"Wow, that guy can really lay the smack down." said Steve.
"I noticed you've quit cowering." smiled the Captain.
"I didn't know Goddamis could do that." Jimmi said before noticing the screen, "The pirates are getting a head start for Yumoto!"
"Shit!" grumbled Tonigawa, "Catch up to them!"
"Yes sir!"
"How the fuck did they beat Burokuri?" asked Hate to no one in particular.
"We should teleport down to the planet before they catch us." suggested the first mate Azrael.
"PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SPACESHIP!" screamed the pirate captain as he stomped about like a Sim trying to kill cockroaches.
"Let me kill them." the vampire looking Lucious semi-demanded.
"The shielding's given way, Captain!" Azrael informed him, "And the hyperdrive's ruined!" Hate stood and thought for a moment.
"Fine. I approve of the escape plan, let's get the fuck off this piece of gangrene-y fuckin garbage." Hate declared before teleporting away.
"Everyone!" shouted the first mate, "Evacuate!"
