Disclaimer: Every character belongs to J. R. R. Tolkien.
April: I own me (I think)!
Karlee: I own me too. Wait I'm the author!
So nothing is mine (except my Orlando Bloom shrine in my cupboard (but you didn't hear it from me))
Once upon a time in ancient days there were two girls, Karlee and April. They were having a sleepover at Karlee's house.
"ORLANDO BLOOM IS MINE!"
"NO HE'S MINE!"
"MINE!"
"Fine I get Patrick's house." April grinned
Karlee looked at her confused "Who's Patrick?"
Aril sighed "You know the rock."
"Huh?"
"THE GODDAM ROCK!" April screamed
"Oh that rock." Karlee grinned finally understanding
April rolled her eyes at how stupid Karlee "God your slow." and threw a bit of popcorn at Karlee.
"What? We all know that im the smartest one here and your just a stupid blonde." Karlee smirked
"Oh shut up and watch the movie."
Karlee started bouncing up and down when Legolas came on in the council.
April hit her over the head "You're just a stupid obsessed fan girl."
"Im not a fan girl!" Karlee protested "I love all Lord of the Rings and I don't just love Legolas because of his looks, I just happen to think he's very smart and wise and funny well sometimes anyway."
"You forgot to mention he was hot." April said rolling her eyes.
Karlee scratched her head then her expression brightened. "Oh yeah and he's hot."
April shook her head laughing, grabbed a can of diet coke, shook it up and sprayed it at Karlee.
"Oh My God!" Karlee looked up. "These are new jeans you idiot!"
She got up and did the same thing to April.
"Dam! That coke is COLD!"
Just then Karlee's mum walked in "Karlee what do you think your doing!"
Karlee turned around quickly and the coke sprayed on the DVD player and it opened a portal.
Karlee swore as everything in the room started flying. Then April tripped over a pencil on the floor (A.N Well what a coincidence) and fell on Karlee who fell into the portal, April coming in with her.
Karlee: Well there's the first chapter of The Fellowship meets April and Karlee hope you enjoyed it.
April: review or we'll sick Gollum on you.
Karlee: yeah we'll tell him you have the precious.
Gollum: Where'sss the precioussss! They stole it from usss they did.
April: yes... Well... Anyway REVIEW.
