Karlee: WE'RE BACK

April: FEAR US

Karlee: …What?

April: What?

Karlee: shakes head anyway I don't own nothing or no one but Legolas and me.

April: and I don't own anything but Frodo and me.

Legolas: aims an arrow at Karlee's head Nobody owns me but me.

April: actually J. R. R. Tolkien owns you.

Legolas: oh

Karlee: OMG Legolas actually pointed one of his arrows at me faints

Legolas: oh and April doesn't own Frodo either.

April: mutters Damn looks up and smiles Yeah so don't send lawyers.

"OW" Karlee screamed as she hit the ground.

"Karlee" April said calmly "Could you kindly get your hand OF MY ASS?"

Karlee moved her hand quickly and stood up.

April groaned and stood up as well.

Karlee looked around and gasped 'this looks familiar'

April looked down and saw a beautiful golden ring "Wow," she whispered and studied the ring "Hey Karlee look at this"

Karlee looked down at April 'OMG Im taller than April, how the hell did that happen' then she noticed that April's hair was curly.

April obviously just realized that too "Oh My God Karlee, you're an elf!"

"Yeah and you're a hobbit"

April opened her eyes wide and whispered "Please tell me that portal didn't take us into Lord of the Rings"

"Of course we're in Lord of the Rings. But not only that we're in Bag End"

"Bag End, isn't that Frodo's house"

Just then they heard some whispering from the ring. They looked at each other and bent put the ring to there ears.

"Helloooo anybody out there?"

April looked at the ring surprised "Are you talking to me?"

April started having convocation with the ring but Karlee was looking around the house.

Karlee was looking threw the cupboards when she heard with her super elf hearing (A.N Karlee: WEEEE I get fancy powers. April: no fair pouts) the ring saying "Oh yeah all you have to do is put me on" She ran to the front door where April was.

Just as she got there April was slipping on the ring "NOOO"

APRILS P.O.V

Just as I put the ring on everything went dark. "Oh no" I said to no one in particular knowing I had done something wrong.

Then I saw a really cool eye looking at me "Sweet, can you get that colour eye in contacts"

The eye growled at me (A.N Karlee: can eyes growl? April: shut up) then I heard Karlee yell at me "TAKE THE RING OFF"

Just then the ring kind of possessed me. This was my precious; there was no way I was taking it off.

"No its MINE!" I yelled at her.

"Hey Elijah Woods is in the kitchen but he wont be able to see you with the ring on" Karlee said slyly.

My heart was screaming 'TAKE IT OFF ELIJAH WOODS HERE screams

And the Ring was screaming 'NO KEEP ME ON KEEP ME ON' But my heart won so I pulled the ring off and ran to the door of the kitchen. I fixed my hair then looked the door smiling seductively.

My smile dissolved when I saw no one was there. I growled and stomped back to Karlee

"There's no one there"

She grinned "I know," then grabbed the ring out of my hand "yoink"

Karlee dropped the ring on the floor.

I could just hear it screaming "NOO PICK ME UP" so I bent down but Karlee was quicker (A.N April: Stupid elfish powers. Karlee: grins) She grabbed me around the waist and pulled me back.

She pointed a finger at me and said "Don't touch anything I need to get the lamp"

Needless to say I was confused "Huh?"

Karlee shook her head "don't worry, the potatoes made me say it"

I nodded my head knowingly "those damn potatoes"

"Any second now Gandalf is going to walk in, we need to hide!" Karlee hissed at me before throwing me into a dark corner as soon as the door opened.

Karlee: BWAHAHAHA

April: OMG who will it be?

Karlee: Ahhh Gandalf?

April: No it's not!

Karlee: raises eyebrow before shaking her head Gollum went crazy so he wont be our review watch dog... Thingy... whatchamacallit

April: yeah so know we're using Haldir

Haldir: points an arrow at you review or else

Karlee: PS. We're now gunna be using Point of Views