April: Hello

Karlee: OMG it's our 3rd chapter

April. So

Karlee: I was just saying that it's our 3rd chapter

April: Oh Well umm do you want to do the disclaimer.

Karlee: No it's too depressing.

April: Well I don't want to do it!

Frodo: I'll do it

April: OMG faints

Karlee: Really! You'd do that!

Frodo: shrugs sure

Karlee: sweet

Frodo: Karlee and April don't own anything but themselves.

Karlee: Well this disclaimer was boring.

KARLEE'S P.O.V

The door opened and I quickly grabbed April and pulled her into a dark corner near the door.

I saw Gandalf walk in and bend over the ring to pick it up.

He looked like he got a shock so he stood up straight again just leaving it there.

"Come on" I whispered to April.

She nodded and followed me.

I was watching Gandalf closely as he went and sat down by the fire and was whispering something about something being precious.

I quietly opened the door and tiptoed out of the door. April followed behind me.

April closed the door quickly and quietly. She leaned against the door "Phew"

"Oh my God" I said looking down the walkway "April?"

"Yeah"

"Is that Frodo?"

April looked up and saw Frodo walking up the driveway looking at us with a confused look on his face.

All of a sudden I heard something hit the ground. I turned around and April had fainted.

Frodo walked up to me "Hi" I said brightly

"Uh hello, is she ok?" He asked me

I looked down at her and nodded "Yup she does it all the time"

I bent down and slapped her.

She sat up quickly and yelled "THE POTATOES STOLE MY MONKEY"

Frodo must have got a shock because he jumped back and screamed. I stood there shaking my head "Those dam potatoes"

April shook her head and yawned. "So where's Frodo?"

Frodo looked at her weirdly. I stepped on her foot "Your not supposed to know his name you idiot" I whispered in her ear.

She looked down a little sheepishly

"How do you know my name?" He asked "I've never met you before"

"Oh. Um, lucky guess?"

I rolled my eyes at her.

I stuck my hand out "Im Karlee nice to meet you Frodo"

He reached up and shook my hand but then looked up slowly with wide eyes.

I raised my eyebrow at him

"You're an elf" Frodo whispered amazed

"Huh… so I am"

April tried to do a sexy grin which kind of looked like my cats face (A.N April: Hey your cats ugly. Karlee:snicker exactly) "Im April" she purred (A.N Karlee: Hey she even sounds like my cat)

"Im Frodo" he said

"Great, awesome name by the way! Hey I'd love to get to know you better but we have to run don't we April?"

"Uh huh" April said not really paying attention.

"So why don't we meet you at the Green Dragon tomorrow say ten? Great! See you there" I said grabbing April's hand and dragged her away before Frodo could say anything.

April turned to me as soon as stopped running "Great work dumb ass no where are we gunna sleep?"

"Ummmm" I said "Im sure the Green Dragon's open, that's an inn right?"

"I have no idea plus it wouldn't be opened its Bilbo's party remember"

"We could go to the party and find Rosie" I said

"We could do that"

!

April: Weeeee we're going to Bilbo's party

Karlee: YAY

April: anyway this time we have Gollum and Haldir here.

Haldir: again points an arrow at you

Gollum: We will kills you, you stole our PRECIOUSSS.

Karlee: nods rapidly BYE oh and REVEIW