Foundations of Friendship


The size of things

"You are insane! Merry, tell him he is insane!"
"I'm sorry, Pippin. I just.. I didn't expect that you would use the word "giant" for one so tiny."
"TINY! It was the size of MY FOOT! IT WAS NOT TINY!"
"I apologize, I just thought…when you said giant… I thought you meant… well… giant."

"You scared me half to dead! Running here with all those weapons! And it was giant."
"I'm afraid we differ of opinions here, my friend. I have seen giants, this one was not it."
"Was! It was the largest spider I've ever seen! Merry, tell him!"