Karlee: And we're back,

April: Back again,

Karlee: We are back,

April: Tell your friends.

(Fellowship comes out in rappers clothes with Arwen and Éowyn on each side in slutty clothes dancing behind us)

Karlee stops dancing and looks behind her at the fellowship weirdly.

April: keeps dancing

Karlee walks up to Legolas I've never seen this side of you before starts making out with him

April: keeps dancing then starts rapping we don't own nottin keeps dancing

Karlee: pulling away from Legolas Remember that we are going by the movie not the book!

Aprils P.O.V

I was skipping down the walkway of Hobbiton, Karlee trailing behind me "We're of to see Rosie, the wonderful Rosie of the Green Dragon"

"Shut up"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

We continued the argument until we got to Bilbo's party. We walked past Merry and Pippin stuffing there faces in cake.

I noticed people staring at Karlee weirdly.

"I feel strangely tall" Karlee said looking down at one of the baby hobbits that ran behind his mums legs.

I giggled. Then I saw Rosie dancing with Sam.

We walked over and Karlee tapped on Sam shoulder.

"Sorry to interrupt" I said grinning at Rosie.

Sam looked up at Karlee like she was a goddess (A.N Karlee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE April: grumbling) Karlee bent over and grinned at him.

I walked over to Rosie "We're sorry to ask you this on your night off but can we stay at the Green Dragon tonight PLEASE"

Rosie smiled at us "Sure follow me"

At nine am the next day I was rushing around fixing my hair. I turned to Karlee "CURSE YOU AND YOUR ELFISH HAIR" (A.N April: YEAH CURSE YOU) Karlee just grinned at me.

I had a dress on that Rosie gave me. Karlee said she would buy something from Bree (we had already planned to follow the four hobbits)

At ten to ten I was soo nervous, I was about to faint.

"Calm down April. In with the good, out with the bad WOOSAH!" I hit Karlee over the head for being stupid.

"OWIES"

"Hey look he brought Sam!" Karlee said pointing to the two hobbits stadning outside the Green Dragon

I grinned at Frodo and he grinned back. Oh my god! I nearly fainted in the spot.

Sam was once again staring at Karlee. She grinned "BOO" Sam jumped and ran behind Frodo.

We all burst out laughing.

After that day the four of us got really close and soon all the hobbits forgot that Karlee was an elf and treated her normal. Frodo invited us to stay at Bag End. .

One night we went to a bar and got drunk. Frodo and Sam must have a hollow leg because they drank as much as we did and didn't even get tipsy.

"Goodbye" Rosie nodded to us

Sam nodded back "Goodbye"

Then we walked out singing as high as we could go (in a old blues song) "Do noo no no The potatoes stole my monkey, do noo no no and the killer waffles are back, do noo no no I told them to go away" Then Karlee broke off giggling and I kept singing "THEN I SAW FRODO AGAIN"

Frodo gave me a bizarre look. I grinned back at him and winked. Then... I tripped over and passed out.

Karlee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you passed out

April: Don't blame me someone spiked my drink

Karlee: Uhh April

April: Yes?

Karlee: We were DRINKING alcohol

April: Oh... No wonder it tasted so bad

Karlee: How much DID you drink?

April: Umm. 1... 2... 3

Karlee: Ok we have to end the chapter

April: 4... 5... 6... 7

Karlee: April why'd ya stop?

April: ...

Karlee: APRIL!

April: STOP YELLING MY BRAIN HURTS

Karlee: ok well Review!