Aragon: The girls own nothing
Karlee: NO I own something
April: What?
Karlee: My chocolate bar
Aragon: What's a chocolate bar?
Karlee: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CHOCOLATE IS?
April: faints
Karlee: gives one of her chocolate bars to Aragon
Aragon: Eats chocolate mmm GIVE ME MORE
Karlee: unwraps a chocolate and puts it under April's nose
April: Mmm chocolate wakes up and grabs chocolate
KARLEE'S P.O.V
I started giggling even more when April passed out. I looked at Frodo laughing "Uh-oh" I looked at Sam as well then I looked at Frodo again and stopped laughing as I felt a wave of nausea pass over me "Uh-oh" and bent over and threw up. Frodo picked April up and we started walking.
I stood up laughing once more. "Oh my god!" I stopped walking and said.
"What?" Frodo and Sam said together
"Holy monkeys I thought I was falling!"
Sam shook his head and walked back towards me and guided me back to Frodo's house.
"Bye" Sam said
"BYE SAM" I yelled to him as he was walking, nearly tripping as I said it.
I was giggling all the way up the walkway to Frodo's house. I opened the door for him and Frodo carried April inside. We walked in to see darkness. We heard a noise but it only papers flying in the wind but then I realized that Frodo had not left the window open before we left.
I looked at Frodo and he looked at me. I could see in his eyes that he was frightened.
Then I saw a hand on Frodo's shoulder. "AGHHHHH" I screamed pointing to it
Frodo looked at his shoulder and screamed as well. He was so scared he dropped April on the ground.
"THE KILLER WAFFLES ARE HERE" April screamed as she woke up.
"Is it secret? Is it safe?" I heard someone say. Then I saw Gandalf and I sighed in relief
"Is what secret? Is what safe?" April looked around in confusion.
"The ring you fool!" Gandalf said
Frodo ran over to a box and pulled out an envelope and passed it to Gandalf.
Gandalf lit a fire in the fireplace and threw the ring in.
"What are you doing!" Frodo asked him
Gandalf grabbed some tongs and pulled out the ring.
"Ohh shiny" I said looking at the ring.
Gandalf looked at me and finally realized that we were here.
"Who are you?" He asked us but before we could answer Frodo answered for us. I think it was because we were drunk or something.
"That's Karlee and April, they've been staying with me. I trust them with my life"
"Sup dude?" I grinned at him
Gandalf shook his head and got back to the ring.
"Hold out your hand" Gandalf told Frodo
We all looked at him like he was crazy.
"Uh ow?" I said wincing.
"It's quite cool" He assured us
"Dude" April nodded.
"Sweet" I agreed.
Frodo shook his head at us (A.N Karlee: seems a lot of people shake their head at us) and held out his hand.
Gandalf placed the ring on his hand.
"What can you see? Can you see anything?"
We looked over Frodo's shoulder to see what happens "Nothing. There's nothing... wait." Markings started appear on the ring "There are markings. It's some form of elvish. I can't read it."
We looked at Gandalf
"There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."
"Mordor?" Frodo asked
"You mean the land of DOOM" I said while April went "dun dun duuuuun" in the background.
"In the common tongue it says, "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."" Gandalf explained.
I don't remember what happened after that because I think I passed out but the next thing I remember was Frodo woke me up.
I saw Sam behind him looking nervous.
"Oh hiya Sam!" I giggled
"Come on we're going" Frodo said urgently.
"Where we going?" I asked groggily.
"To Bree"
"Cool"
I looked over to April had also passed out... again. I heard her mumbling and with my elvish ears I heard her say "sea-monkeys stole my money" I shook my head at the Finding Nemo quote.
I crawled over to her and woke her up.
She groaned and opened one eye
I grinned down at her.
"I hate you" she said to me.
"Why?"
"Because elves don't get hangovers"
I snickered at her "Get up its time to go to Bree"
She sat up and nodded while rubbing her eyes.
Then she sat up straight and looked at me grinning.
I grinned back because I knew what she was going to say.
Then we yelled together "BUCKLEBERRY FERRY"
April: YAY we get to met Merry and Pippin
Karlee: and hear Pippin's cute accent
April: Aragon is guarding the reviews this time so review.
Karlee: Flames will be used against the Nazgul, so if you flame us. THANK YOU.
April: yeah so REVIEW
Aragon: yeah REVEIW
