Karlee: Today, at my cousins request, we are having the One Ring to do the disclaimer.

April: Hehe yeah, it's a very social ring you know so we had to put our selves on a list.

Karlee: Yeah there were like 3000 other names on there.

April: But its finally our turn!

Karlee: Now presenting The One Ring!

(Man is holding a sign that says "Applause" )

Audience: cough cough one person claps once

April: Right.

(One Ring comes out)

One Ring: The girls own nothing

Karlee: Damn Straight

April: Karlee that's a bad thing.

Karlee: Oh

Karlee's P.O.V

We walked into the Prancing Pony to find the dirtiest place ever.

"Eewwww" April whispered behind me.

"Yeah, it was better in the movie" I whispered back.

Then I saw Strider in the corner, I nudged April and pointed at him. She nodded at me slyly.

"Uh we'll catch up to you guys"

A memory came to mind of when April and I we're watching The Fellowship of Rings a while "I dare you, if and when we meet Strider to try and seduce him"

"I can't believe I agreed to do this" I groaned.

"Well I can't do it, im a hobbit; it will just gross him out"

'Ok breathe' I told myself. I undid my top button and walked about 2 steps forward then turned around and walked back to April.

"What?" April asked.

"Let me get drunk first"

She grinned at me and passed me 3 ales.

I chugged them down.

"Go, Go!" April said pushing me towards Strider, giggling.

I walked about five steps this time before we heard Frodo yell "Pippin!" and we both turned around just in time to see Frodo disappear.

"WOW HE DISAPPEARED!" April yelled attracting the whole bars attention to her.

"Hello" She said grinning at them

I saw Sam grab the back of April's dress and start dragging her as he followed Strider who had just picked up Frodo

Pippin, Merry and I looked at each other and shrugged and started following them.

"Let him go or ill have you Longshanks" Sam said shaking his fists at Strider.

I snorted "Longshanks" I said shaking my head.

April waved "Hiya Strider"

He looked at her weirdly then looked back at Sam "You have a stout heart little hobbit, but that will not save you. You can no longer wait for the wizard, Frodo. I know what hunts you"

He rushed us over to the inn across the road.

All the hobbits but Frodo got into bed. Frodo went and sat on the bed.

I sat next to Strider and we sat in silence for a couple of minutes.

"Why are you not with the rest of the elves in one of the Elvish Cities?" He asked me.

I sat thinking for a moment, what should I tell him, the truth or a lie?

"You will know I due time" I said making up my mind.

He nodded and we sat in silence once more until we heard the Nazgul scream.

The hobbits all sat up frightened in their bed and Frodo sat up straighter.

"What are they?" He asked.

"They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the ring. Drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you." Strider said.

"Well that was a long and boring tale" I said looking at April. She nodded.

The next day we set out.

"Where are you taking us?" Frodo asked

"Into the wild"

"Well duh" April said rolling her eyes.

"How do we know this Strider is a friend of Gandalf?" Merry said to Frodo.

"We have no choice but to trust him"

"But where is he taking us?" Sam said

"To Rivendell Master Gamgee, the House of Elrond"

"Did hear that? Rivendell! We're going to see the elves!"

"But you've already seen one" April said pointing to me.

Then I grinned at him.

About 2 days later the hobbits stopped.

Aragon, April and I looked about to see them unload the pots and pans.

"Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall" Aragon said

"But what about breakfast?"

Aragon looked confused.

"We've already had it"

"We've had one, yes but what about second breakfast?" Pippin said

"AWW KAWAI" I said looking at Pippin.

Strider walked away with April trailing behind him going "What about second breakfast huh? Huh? Come on. I'm hungry. Food! I need food! Come on" It trailed off after that and she came back with an apple jammed into her mouth.

"I don't think he knows about second breakfast" April said dejectedly, after she had taken the apple out.

"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them doesn't he?" Pippin said trailing after Merry as he walked.

"I wouldn't count on it" Merry said

Then an apple flew into Merry's hands. He looked at it surprised but then handed it to Pippin and walked of.

Then another came and hit Pippin on his head and he looked up to the sky bewildered.

And oh my god did he look cute when he did it. April walked past him patted his head and said "Yes Pippin, it's raining apples" and walked off. Me? I walked over to him picked him up and kissed again then set him down and walked off like nothing happened.

Karlee: Thank god I didn't have to do that dare.

April: Oh don't worry you'll have to do it sometime in the movie.

Karlee: DAMN

April: well review!