Karlee: Nicole and Rhiannon are … I dunno dead?
April: Yeah they disappeared as soon as we came back.
Karlee: I think they were expecting to do more chapters.
Rove's voice coming from now where: PICK UP THE PHONE! THE PHONE IS RINGING! Ect. Ect.
Karlee bends down and takes of one of her converse's and puts it up to her ear: Hello? (You hear murmuring) Mmm yes (more murmuring) No, the Big Macs can wait! (Murmuring) Oh you serious! (Murmuring) Yeah Yeah fine, Smell ya later. (Hangs up) We have to do the disclaimer, God demands it.
April: Jesus called!
Karlee: No, God.
April: Jesus!
Karlee: GOD!
April: JESUS!
Karlee: Damn I just give up.
April: (looking around, then runs off screaming): MOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKEEEEYYYY
Karlee: (sighs) we don't own anything.
Aragon's P.O.V
DAMN ARWEN'S HOT, I mean she's talking in elvish but I don't care LOOK AT THOSE LEGS. Oh I have to answer.
"Nauthannem i ned ol reniannen.1" I said
OH MY HOBBIT SHE TOUCHED ME "Gwenwin in enninath...U-arnech in naeth i si celich. Renech i beth i pennen?.2" She said to me.
Look at that necklace, I want to … touch it "You said you'd bind yourself to me. Forsaking the immortal life of your people."
She's taken off her necklace! OMH SHE"S GIVING IT TO ME KAAA "I choose a mortal life." She whispered.
Just then we heard a scream and a splash of water then someone screaming "GOD FRIGGEN DAMN IT KARLEE WHY ARE YOU SO GAY!"
April's P.O.V
"Hey look its Aragon and Arwen!" Karlee said pointing to the bridge.
"COOL… LETS GO SPY ON THEM!" I yelled.
Karlee's face brightened "Spying is the thing I do best!"
So we ended up spying on them.
Eventually I ended up wet…… How come that always happens? To make a long story short Karlee was laughing at Aragon's drool and she pushed me, then we got this long boring lecture from Aragon, then Elrond, then Aragon, Gandalf, and Aragon.
BOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG.
Tell you something else that's boring but funny at the same time, the boring thing is the council and the funny thing is watching the caterpillars on Elrond's face mooooove.
Anyway, im sure you want to know our brilliant plan. TO HIDE BEHIND STUFF!
So there we were, (A.N Karlee: eating McDonalds April: I wish!) hiding in bushes.
Karlee and I were whispering at the random things we were saying, not even listening.
"Potatoes" Karlee said making me burst out in silent laughter.
"Not without me he isn't!" Sam got up
"OO our cue!" I said standing up.
We ran to the middle "Not even chocolate could stop us from coming" I said
"Actually at the moment it could" Karlee corrected me
Elrond looked at us and shook his head "Alright all 11 of you. Very well you can be the Fellowship of the ring"
Karlee looked at Pippin expectedly "Great, where are we going?"
"AWWW KAAWII" Karlee yelled grabbing Pippin and giving him a bear hug.
They were pulled apart by someone falling in the middle of them
"What the heck?" I heard someone say.
"Rhino?" Karlee said
She stood up quickly brushing off her clothes "yo."
"Hahahahahahahaha you're still short." April said
"Yeah well you're as tall as me so there!" she poked out her tongue.
"Rhiannon's a hobbit, Rhiannon's a hobbit." Karlee said dancing around them
"Yeah well your ...tall and ...have long ears"
"What's wrong with having long ears." Legolas spoke up, defending Karlee.
"Ahh..he…yeah" Karlee blushed, stuttering.
"HAH Karlee's in love" Rhiannon whispered so only Karlee and the hobbits would hear. Little did she know that elves have great hearing.
I looked at Legolas to see him blushing, trying to look professional. I snorted.
:So how exactly did you get here?" Karlee asked raising her eyebrow.
"Hehe only Elrond can do that good!" I giggled into Karlee's ear. She pushed me.
"Well I came over to see why you havn't been at school! I saw a big black mark around the playstation so i poked it and a big blue thing opened up and i was sucked in!"
I walked over to Rhiannon and poked her head "you know scientifically you'd be considered a crzy mental person."
Karlee: TA DA
April: Plz review
