Chapter 2. Harry meets Dahlia and Kaufmann.
Harry had now exited Sandwich Elementary school and was pleased to see that it was daylight outside. He started to skip towards the house of Gordon since all other paths to the church were blocked. While on his way there he killed a few skinned dogs, and rabid humping gorillas. He finally reached the house of Gordon and used the key. He got confused when the key just disappeared.
Harry entered the house and started ransacking the house for a pair of pants. All he could find were women's pants though and they were way too small for him. Harry looked down at himself to make sure that he didn't need any adjusting. How embarressed he'd be if he walked into a church with a massive hard-on. He was very happy to see that he was still very flacid. He collected a few health drinks and noticed another memo pad, and wrote in it.
This town is becoming more and more bizarre. I went to Sandwich Elementary school and experienced some weird shit. I also came across a monstrous cockroach in the basement who tried to puke on me. I was able to kill it. Then this woman appeared out of nowhere, smiled at me, and unbuttoned her blouse so she could show off her cleavage. She then disappeared. I am now at the house of Gordon, who does not have any pants my size. I will now head to the church.
After this Harry exited the house and headed over to the church.
Meanwhile
Dahlia Gillespie was praying to an altar with what looked like a woman holding some sort of pie in it's hands.
"Oh blssd Gddss o Chsck! Grnt m wth th pwr o Chsck! mn!" Dahlia prayed to the uhh "Gddss o Chsck"
She then proceeded to grab a whole cheesecake and dance around in a circle with it whilst tossing cheesecake onto the floor. The bits of cheesecake spelled out Harry Com Soon.
Dahlia clapped her hands with glee, and awaited for Harry to arrive. Not too soon after Harry busted into the church.
"I was expecting you, Harry." Dahlia said in a cackling voice.
"Excuse me have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair, just turned 7 last month?" Harry asked walking closer to the crazy lady.
"It was predicted by cheesecakemancy that you would show up." Dahlia whispered insanely.
"Ok, umm crazy lady. Could you please tell me what's going on? Where's my daughter at?" Harry walked closer.
"Stop! Nothing will come about by skipping around at random acting like a nympho. You must first take the Enbilininigugugal CD, and follow the path of the blood tinted flowers." Stated Dahlia in a hazy state.
Dahlia produced
a CD out of nowhere, and left it on the altar. She then proceeded to
leave, but mentioned something about Harry going to the hospital.
Harry took the CD and the key to the draw bridge and left the
church.
